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Posted at: 9/15/09 03:30 PM
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At 9/15/09 01:38 PM, Frank-The-Hedgehog wrote: Eat as much as you'd like and not gain any weight.
Actually I can already do that. I'm skinny as fuck yet I eat more than 20 supersized Human footballs.
If your reading this, then why do you care?
Posted at: 9/15/09 07:03 PM
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the female orgasm would exist
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Posted at: 9/15/09 07:04 PM
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At 9/15/09 01:30 PM, selena18 wrote: Every male would be black.
I see what you did there.
Awesome. Awesome. Awesome.
Posted at: 9/15/09 07:06 PM
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Don't forget that if you rip skin of a pig, you get ribs! And stuff.
I'm so happy right now. I am so random. lololololoolololololololol sigh, I like potatos. COCK JOKE SPIMRGH. hehe potatos.... yeah
Posted at: 9/15/09 07:09 PM
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The mentaly handicapped would lead the blind.
Modship to anyone who gets this reference
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Posted at: 9/15/09 07:11 PM
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In a perfect world Newgrounds would cease to exist.
Posted at: 9/15/09 07:16 PM
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pot would be legal
cancer wouldn't exist
we'd stop killing each other
people wouldn't be starving
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Posted at: 9/15/09 07:31 PM
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In a perfect world, people would still find things to complain about.
So they made me their chief...which was nice. The better than average adventures of Sarcasm Lad
Posted at: 9/15/09 07:34 PM
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I wouldnt have to pay for boobies!
Only a rapist has the ability to read this
Posted at: 9/16/09 07:09 AM
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Keep it non-racist. I second sex, drugs and rock & roll. Also LOL @ Public masturbation.
Posted at: 9/16/09 12:47 PM
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At 9/15/09 07:11 PM, aSquared94 wrote: In a perfect world Newgrounds would cease to exist.
WHY ARE YOU ON THEN? somthing to think about.
At 9/15/09 07:09 PM, benjix555 wrote: The mentaly handicapped would lead the blind. Modship to anyone who gets this reference
mwahahaha i'd love to see that.
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Posted at: 9/16/09 12:56 PM
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There have been some real LOL ones...
You could punch people through the monitor of your computer, without damaging it...
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Posted at: 9/16/09 01:07 PM
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People won't lie (or freak out over the truth), absolutely no government control and businesses aren't corrupt, we can change the form of our body at will, and nobody is a fucking moron.
"Without love there is no hate" "But good sir isn't love what bring everyone together?" "To only pretend to love each other when they despise they're very existance... fools"
Posted at: 9/16/09 02:31 PM
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Everything above stated, plus you would never throw up. Also the existence of kamehameha and hadoken could be nice. People of my age wouldn't think of hentai every 5 seconds. Actually, they could stop behaving like they own the world.
Posted at: 9/16/09 02:42 PM
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In the perfect world, there is no war, no crime, no poverty, no hunger, everyone is kind, friendly, and helpful, disease is a part of the ashheap of history, religious people actually live by what they say, and Paris Hilton is not famous.
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Posted at: 9/16/09 03:02 PM
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At 9/15/09 01:32 PM, MasterChief37 wrote: Everything would be sex, sex, sex, sex,sex,sex,sex,sex and rock & roll
Fixed and agreed
Posted at: 9/16/09 03:10 PM
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Peace, calm, and tranquility would be attainable.
Those who do not learn from the mistakes of their past are doomed to repeat them.
Posted at: 9/16/09 03:22 PM
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So you like monstruous wee wees.
This body holding me reminds me pain is an illusion. Eyes. 1/5=10
Posted at: 9/16/09 03:25 PM
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If the world was perfect, it would be boring, which means it's not a perfect world.
Only God is perfect
Posted at: 9/16/09 09:51 PM
At 9/16/09 03:25 PM, JoeyCentral wrote: If the world was perfect, it would be boring, which means it's not a perfect world.
Thats why God created Satan, for he would be amused!
Posted at: 9/16/09 09:52 PM
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There would be religions, but people accepted it.
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Posted at: 9/16/09 11:18 PM
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Women would exist on the internet.
Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life.
Posted at: 9/17/09 07:01 AM
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In a perfect world, no one would think for themselves. Every thought would only have one way to be expressed in the language, and anyone who had abnormal thoughts would be destroyed.
And also, big, bearded guy's face would be plastered on posters everywhere. welcome to 1984.
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Posted at: 9/17/09 07:08 AM
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Everyone would be smart.
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Posted at: 9/17/09 07:44 AM
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You're a racist!!!!!!
I DON'T WANNA SOUND GAY OR NUTHIN', BUT THAT SHIT IS HOT!!
Posted at: 9/17/09 07:54 AM
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At 9/15/09 02:59 PM, darkblackman wrote: Life was like an MMORPG and everyone had Alignments. You didn't have to brush your teeth, they stayed clean all the time. Your breath never smelled bad, anyone could change their name and alter their appearance the way they want, like an MMO. You could choose a class and Raid and do Instances, and afterwards face no consequences. Also, after you die, you simply respawn in a major city.
That would be fucking hardcore. Also you can get flying mounts!!! *Cough* filler text *Cough*
Protect the portal :D.
Posted at: 9/17/09 09:42 AM
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in a perfect world kanye west would know how to shut the fuck up!!
Posted at: 9/17/09 09:59 AM
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At 9/16/09 02:42 PM, Presidentjlh wrote: In the perfect world, there is no war, no crime, no poverty, no hunger, everyone is kind, friendly, and helpful, disease is a part of the ashheap of history, religious people actually live by what they say, and Paris Hilton is not famous.
All of that, yes, virtual gaming would be as close to realism as the matrix (except, you know, without the dying and stuff) and the President would be a fusion of Barack Obama, Chuck Norris and Mindchamber.
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Posted at: 9/17/09 10:04 AM
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At 9/15/09 03:06 PM, SohlTofang wrote: People wouldn't steal shit.
PARADOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted at: 9/17/09 10:06 AM
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world will be destroyed.
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