why?

[tommo5652]

why are we here, what are we meant to do, why do we have brains that can think independantly, why are we unique, why cant we all get along and why do we have feelings.

if you can answer any of these questions you must be "the creator"

[Master117chief]

Evolution.

[Tramps]

At 9/15/09 09:08 AM, tommo5652 wrote: why are we here,

Because we signed up.

what are we meant to do,

Post.

why do we have brains that can think independantly,

Because if everybody posted the same, the BBS would be boring.

why are we unique,

Our usernames.

why cant we all get along

Because some people are vicious trolls.

and why do we have feelings.

So people can get butthurt.

[GeneralAC]

The answer is, to laugh. Yes to laugh. Why else would we be here, calling kayne west a gay fish? WHY?!?!? WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!?

[Master117chief]

At 9/15/09 09:10 AM, GeneralAC wrote: The answer is, to laugh. Yes to laugh. Why else would we be here, calling kayne west a gay fish? WHY?!?!? WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!?

Because he like to put fish sticks in his mouth.

[GeneralAC]

At 9/15/09 09:11 AM, Master117chief wrote:

At 9/15/09 09:10 AM, GeneralAC wrote: The answer is, to laugh. Yes to laugh. Why else would we be here, calling kayne west a gay fish? WHY?!?!? WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!?

Because he like to put fish sticks in his mouth.

Do you like fish sticks?
Do you like them in your mouth?

[EpicFail]

At 9/15/09 09:08 AM, tommo5652 wrote: why are we here,

Because it is Earth, and this is where the human life exists.

what are we meant to do,

Live.

why do we have brains that can think independently,

Because we are all different.

why are we unique,

Because we are all different.

why cant we all get along

Because of religion and other shit.

and why do we have feelings.

Because we're pussies.

No, I am not the creator.

[tommo5652]

At 9/15/09 09:10 AM, Tramps wrote:

At 9/15/09 09:08 AM, tommo5652 wrote: why are we here,

Because we signed up.

what are we meant to do,

Post.

why do we have brains that can think independantly,

Because if everybody posted the same, the BBS would be boring.

why are we unique,

Our usernames.

why cant we all get along

Because some people are vicious trolls.

and why do we have feelings.

So people can get butthurt.

ok now for the hard part try to answer the questions where the answers dont revolve around newgrounds or computers

[D3NN1S]

Because

[56325]

At 9/15/09 09:19 AM, D3NN1S wrote: Because

you beat me to it

[AluminumNads]

At 9/15/09 09:08 AM, tommo5652 wrote: why are we here, what are we meant to do, why do we have brains that can think independantly, why are we unique, why cant we all get along and why do we have feelings.

if you can answer any of these questions you must be "the creator"

Anyone can awnser these questions, so logically anyone who does becomes "the creator".

However, this is impossible as their is only one creator so logically no one who does is the creator.

Now you know the awnsers to your questions.

[Homosecksual]

At 9/15/09 09:19 AM, tommo5652 wrote: ok now for the hard part try to answer the questions where the answers dont revolve around newgrounds or computers

How do you expect us to do something so impossible as that?

[DevilDog016]

At 9/15/09 09:08 AM, tommo5652 wrote: why are we here

Because noone else had the brainpower to get to our level.

what are we meant to do

Dunno, get rich, get a hot wife, a nice car, big house, blow up the world?

why do we have brains that can think independantly

Because that's what your brain does, no matter if you're a dog or a man. But soon enough we might lose that, thanks to the gov't.

why are we unique

Diversity is fun.

why cant we all get along

What do you mean? Apart from the people who like to tie dynamite to them and go ka-boom in public places, and the soldiers who die uselessly in Iraq, I say we get along pretty well.

and why do we have feelings.

Nature's way of imposing a limit on us. A man that cannot feel fear, sadness and remorse is the most dangerous weapon. Field-tested and proven to work by mass murderers and psychotics.

if you can answer any of these questions you must be "the creator"

[Nergali]

We are hear so that we may learn about a very important word of an avian nature.

[Kane-Animation]

On 9/15/09, At 09:08 AM, Tommo wrote:
Why are we here?

Everything would be boing and ignorant without us.

What are we meant to do?

Suceed in life.

Why do we have brains that can think independantly?

We need to have opinions on things.

Why are we unique?

Because you would be able to tell your friends apart.

Why cant we all get along?

Not everyone follows the same religion.

Why do we have feelings?

So we can express ourselves better.

[silentwings100]

We are here to reproduce. your body has a drive to spread your genetic code which is why a lot of people want to have sex a lot. Granted you may not want kids so we have contraceptives but your body still has that primal urge to have sex. Also most hot people are more attractive to us because your body knows who's good to reproduce with. So you get kids and pass on your genetic genes and further evolution.

If you don't reproduce your considered a dead end from an evolutionary standpoint. Although being a dead end if fine with me. Although my wife wanted a kid so I'm no longer a dead end. Oh well

[tommo5652]

you arent the creator because you didnt answer properly

[FaceNine]

At 9/16/09 04:42 AM, tommo5652 wrote: you arent the creator because you didnt answer properly

Considering you're asking because you don't know the answer, telling other people that they didn't answer properly is a pretty stupid thing to do.

Somehow, I have a feeling this is going to turn into a religious thread one way or another.

[tommo5652]

Anyone can awnser these questions, so logically anyone who does becomes "the creator".

However, this is impossible as their is only one creator so logically no one who does is the creator.

Now you know the awnsers to your questions.

but that is the thing <how do you know there is only one creator>

[tommo5652]

Everything would be boing and ignorant without us.

Suceed in life.

We need to have opinions on things.

Because you would be able to tell your friends apart.

Not everyone follows the same religion.

So we can express ourselves better.

now these answers are reasonable

[PesterMeNot]

At 9/15/09 09:10 AM, Tramps wrote:

At 9/15/09 09:08 AM, tommo5652 wrote: why are we here,

Because we signed up.

what are we meant to do,

Post.

why do we have brains that can think independantly,

Because if everybody posted the same, the BBS would be boring.

why are we unique,

Our usernames.

why cant we all get along

Because some people are vicious trolls.

and why do we have feelings.

So people can get butthurt.

It's time for a haiku to the creator:

I worship you now.
You are the great creator.
Have my baybees please.

Everyone, please tell the creator they are worshipped else our mindless, selfish lives shall be for naught!

[Gaaz]

Plotkai?

[tommo5652]

At 9/15/09 09:18 AM, EpicFail wrote:

No, I am not the creator.

how do you know?

[AnonymousAlchemist]

You, and you alone, make the "why" for yourself. Depending on the person, there can be as many as 1,000,000,000 "whys", or as little as 1, or none at all. I gave you this freedom to torture you.

[Evark]

Why not?

[Pollyto]

Because you can't believe It's Not Butter

[Hydecka]

Tommo, personally I think, the question is rather "Why are you here" not
"Why are we here" Now don't misinterpret my meaning. I didn't mean it in a sarcastic manner at all. What I mean is. Think of Life, as a test. Not knowing what a creator is, or being able to have any physical proof of it all is a test in itself. A test a faith. That's as far as religion is concerned.

But if you take away all that, and really think about it. What's your reason? What do YOU personally think it is? I'm going to make a shiddy quote off of

Full Metal Alchemist Brotherhood (click to start watching)

"Its all the tiny ones, that allow the all to exist."

[chainsawmurderer53]

At 9/15/09 09:08 AM, tommo5652 wrote: why are we here,

Chamce IMO

what are we meant to do,

Nothing IMO

why do we have brains that can think independantly,

For the lulz,

why are we unique,

Maybe we're not?

why cant we all get along

Because we not quite clever enough not to, and to clever not think: "He has a better car than me I'm gonna throw rocks at!"

and why do we have feelings.

So we can interpret the environment better I think.

I hope I did all right :D

[DragonFyre9]

At 9/29/09 02:02 AM, Evark wrote: Why not?

Just because.

[Kane-Animation]

At 9/16/09 04:47 AM, Tomz04rz wrote:

Now these answers are reasonable.

I guess I gave the best ones in the thread.

Also, Fix'd.