As our President of the United States Obama has apparently gone ape-shit whilst in office.
According to the many well informed individuals out there Obama has planned on or is planning to do some really insane things to change this country. In fact he's probably the most active President out there as he's able to trump the Supreme Court and Congress by enacting all this crazy crap.
I know this may be hard to believe, but your well informed average American citizen is out there getting all the facts FOR YOU!
So I've decided to take the time out of my life to composite a list of things that people say Obama is doing or plans on doing. They range from crazy, crazier and beyond conspiracy theorist crazy.
THE CRAZY THINGS THAT OBAMA IS DOING:
#1: Did you know that Obama supports underage prostitution?
#2: Did you know that Obama is only acting peaceful in order to get close with Americans and when we least expect it he is going to unleash a Holocaust against all the white Christians?
#3: Did you know that Obama is was going to cancel 4th of July?
#4: Scratch that, Did you know that Obama was going to cancel Labor day?
#5: Scratch that, Obama was going to do that, but decided not to so he could get support for his Nazi Health Bill.
#6: Did you know that Obama wants to kill your grandmother?
#7: Did you know that Obama is going to put emphasis on celebrating Kwanzaa instead of Christmas this year?
#8: Did you know that it only took 8 months and Obama is the most unpopular president in the history of the United States?
#9: Did you know that Obama is a dirty Muslim and not a Christian?
#10: Or at least that his "Christian" church relied heavily on the Koran.
#11: Did you know Obama wasn't even born in the United States?
#12: Did you know that Obama is best friends with that dude who loves to stomp on the American flag?
#13: Did you know that Obama wants to change the first line of the Pledge to, "I pledge allegiance to Obama..."
#14: Did you know that Obama is the Antichrist?
#15: Did you know that Obama ran as a Marxist before he became a Democrat?
#16: Did you know that Obama hates the troops? He hates them so much that he can't even be bothered to be seen with them especially at a trip to Afghanistan.
#17: Did you know Obama hates white people?
#18: Did you know Obama plans on taking away everyone's gun and ending the Second Amendment once and for all?
#19: Did you know that Obama's wife did porn before she met Obama?
#20: Did you know that Obama plans on ending term limits?
That is what I have so far and it is far from the crazy shit people have said. I'm sure you have heard some insane things your friends or other people say. If you think it is insane enough I'll add it to my permanent list.
Give me a link proving every one of those statements is true and I won't call bullshit on you.
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#11 - This I can believe, based on the numerous reports on CNN about his birth certificate.
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WOW! No one knows how to read even the most obvious of satire.
At 9/15/09 02:38 AM, Stoicish wrote: Stuff
It's funny cuz he's black & I'm Canadian...
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At 9/15/09 03:09 AM, Stoicish wrote: WOW! No one knows how to read even the most obvious of satire.
This is Newgrounds, you really shouldn't set your hopes too high.
I'm hoping some didn't realise it was satire simply because they were tired. The rest, probably underage.
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At 9/15/09 03:39 AM, Sensationalism wrote: The rest, probably underage.
Says the one who can't spell realize
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At 9/15/09 03:41 AM, cutthroatchaos wrote:At 9/15/09 03:39 AM, Sensationalism wrote: The rest, probably underage.Says the one who can't spell realize
There are other ways of doing things aside from the American way.
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At 9/15/09 03:41 AM, cutthroatchaos wrote:At 9/15/09 03:39 AM, Sensationalism wrote: The rest, probably underage.Says the one who can't spell realize
Actually both spellings are correct.
One is American, one is English.
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#12: Did you know that Obama is best friends with that dude who loves to stomp on the American flag?
Its true I saw it on tv, that dude just dances all over that flag.
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At 9/15/09 02:51 AM, DarkRedFlame wrote: Give me a link proving every one of those statements is true and I won't call bullshit on you.
Bullshitter
He was joking. It's called satire.
At 9/15/09 02:57 AM, TheRadicalOne wrote: Please go to Politics so you can be properly chastised and ignored. Thanks.
No need to be an asshole or anything, but read
this also it was just a joke.
Just chillin'
Did you know Obama supports the White Power Movement
Did you know that OBAMA supports COMMUNISM?! I BETCHA DIDN'T! HE'S THERE-FORE A TERRORIST WHO IS IN LEAGUE WITH THE TALIBAN!
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That's not true at all man. Obamas my dog and he be tellin me everything yo.
At 9/15/09 02:38 AM, Stoicish wrote: #6: Did you know that Obama wants to kill your grandmother?
Goddamnit, I fucking knew it...
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At 9/15/09 02:38 AM, Stoicish wrote:
Now, I'm not HUGE on politics, but some of that bullshit is just, well, bullshit.
THE CRAZY THINGS THAT OBAMA IS DOING:
#1: Did you know that Obama supports underage prostitution?
No, because he doesn't.
#2: Did you know that Obama is only acting peaceful in order to get close with Americans and when we least expect it he is going to unleash a Holocaust against all the white Christians?
He is a Christian, you dumbass. He's not muslim!!!
#3: Did you know that Obama is was going to cancel 4th of July?
No he's not.
#4: Scratch that, Did you know that Obama was going to cancel Labor day?
Not that either.
#5: Scratch that, Obama was going to do that, but decided not to so he could get support for his Nazi Health Bill.
Nazis suck my dick in the shower.
#6: Did you know that Obama wants to kill your grandmother?
They're actually good friends.
#7: Did you know that Obama is going to put emphasis on celebrating Kwanzaa instead of Christmas this year?
Not really.
#8: Did you know that it only took 8 months and Obama is the most unpopular president in the history of the United States?
What about our last one.
#9: Did you know that Obama is a dirty Muslim and not a Christian?
I already told you, he's a Christian and not a 'dirty' Muslim.
#10: Or at least that his "Christian" church relied heavily on the Koran.
I think it relies heavily on Christianity.
#11: Did you know Obama wasn't even born in the United States?
He wasn't born in Kenya you fucking racist.
#12: Did you know that Obama is best friends with that dude who loves to stomp on the American flag?
Dick Cheney?
#13: Did you know that Obama wants to change the first line of the Pledge to, "I pledge allegiance to Obama..."
That's bullshit.
#14: Did you know that Obama is the Antichrist?
I thought that was Bill O'Rielly
#15: Did you know that Obama ran as a Marxist before he became a Democrat?
He did not.
#16: Did you know that Obama hates the troops? He hates them so much that he can't even be bothered to be seen with them especially at a trip to Afghanistan.
You're a poop face.
#17: Did you know Obama hates white people?
No he doesn't.
#18: Did you know Obama plans on taking away everyone's gun and ending the Second Amendment once and for all?
He is not, you dumbass.
#19: Did you know that Obama's wife did porn before she met Obama?
Post a hot picture for proof.
#20: Did you know that Obama plans on ending term limits?
I don't think so.
Post a mother fucking link, or else I will dismiss all of your ramblings as bullshit and drunk-talk.
At 9/15/09 02:57 AM, TheRadicalOne wrote: Please go to Politics so you can be properly chastised and ignored. Thanks.No need to be an asshole or anything, but read
this also it was just a joke.
Eh, I must of been tired that night, I thought he was dead serious and I didn't find it giggle-worthy at all. Oh well, my mistake.
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At 9/15/09 02:51 AM, DarkRedFlame wrote: Give me a link proving every one of those statements is true and I won't call bullshit on you.
Bullshitter
Most of it is probably bullshit anyway.
.Learn by heart the greater part of them, lest they be altered.
At 9/15/09 03:46 AM, XxXGameFreakXxX wrote: Actually both spellings are correct.
One is American, one is English.
Funnily enough, I am Canadian and spell it realize
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At 9/15/09 02:38 AM, Stoicish wrote: information
He's wanting to kill our grandmothers? I knew he was evil, but that just proved it. Next thing you know he is going to want to bring Hitler back from the dead.
Umm... Did you smoke something before you did this?
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At 9/15/09 02:38 AM, Stoicish wrote: As our President of the United States Obama has apparently gone ape-shit whilst in office.
According to the many well informed individuals out there Obama has planned on or is planning to do some really insane things to change this country. In fact he's probably the most active President out there as he's able to trump the Supreme Court and Congress by enacting all this crazy crap.
I know this may be hard to believe, but your well informed average American citizen is out there getting all the facts FOR YOU!
So I've decided to take the time out of my life to composite a list of things that people say Obama is doing or plans on doing. They range from crazy, crazier and beyond conspiracy theorist crazy.
THE CRAZY THINGS THAT OBAMA IS DOING:
#1: Did you know that Obama supports underage prostitution?
Yes, the 14-year old girl next door told me.
#2: Did you know that Obama is only acting peaceful in order to get close with Americans and when we least expect it he is going to unleash a Holocaust against all the white Christians?
Holocaust has already been taken. Hitler has copyrights on the term Holocaust©
#3: Did you know that Obama is was going to cancel 4th of July?
I did not know Obama is was going to do that.
#4: Scratch that, Did you know that Obama was going to cancel Labor day?
I don't really care.
#5: Scratch that, Obama was going to do that, but decided not to so he could get support for his Nazi Health Bill.
Of course I did, everyone needs a shot of Zyklon-B to be protected this year.
#6: Did you know that Obama wants to kill your grandmother?
He's late, 11 years late.
#7: Did you know that Obama is going to put emphasis on celebrating Kwanzaa instead of Christmas this year?
You mean like that party where black people get around and dance? AWESOME!!!
#8: Did you know that it only took 8 months and Obama is the most unpopular president in the history of the United States?
Wow, I thought Bush was the most unpopular.
#9: Did you know that Obama is a dirty Muslim and not a Christian?
He's always clean on TV.
#10: Or at least that his "Christian" church relied heavily on the Koran.
So what? Physics relies heavily on maths too.
#11: Did you know Obama wasn't even born in the United States?
Hitler wasn't born in Germany either, and he became a superstar there.
#12: Did you know that Obama is best friends with that dude who loves to stomp on the American flag?
No, I know of him being friends with other dudes, but not that dude.
#13: Did you know that Obama wants to change the first line of the Pledge to, "I pledge allegiance to Obama..."
What's wrong with that? He's just trying to show us THA PAIN BLACK MAN FELT WHEN THA WHITE MAN PUT HIM TO WORK FORCEFULLY.
#14: Did you know that Obama is the Antichrist?
Why do black people tend to get that remark?
#15: Did you know that Obama ran as a Marxist before he became a Democrat?
That's before he became a Democrat, so it's off-topic.
#16: Did you know that Obama hates the troops? He hates them so much that he can't even be bothered to be seen with them especially at a trip to Afghanistan.
That explains why he wants to keep them there.
#17: Did you know Obama hates white people?
#18: Did you know Obama plans on taking away everyone's gun and ending the Second Amendment once and for all?
Who cares, if I have two guns he can only take one.
#19: Did you know that Obama's wife did porn before she met Obama?
Why did she stop?
#20: Did you know that Obama plans on ending term limits?
Dictatorship FTW.
That is what I have so far and it is far from the crazy shit people have said. I'm sure you have heard some insane things your friends or other people say. If you think it is insane enough I'll add it to my permanent list.
Do you got ANNY evidence supporting your claim?
Good thing I don't give a shit 'bout America.
Another strange thing Obama is doing is your m- forget it...
Did you know if you go on Google Chrome and type "Obama", the spellchecker doesn't recognize the name and suggests "Osama"?
racism
it also doesn't recognize the word "Google"
At 9/15/09 02:38 AM, Stoicish wrote: As our President of the United States Obama has apparently gone ape-shit whilst in office.
According to the many well informed individuals out there Obama has planned on or is planning to do some really insane things to change this country. In fact he's probably the most active President out there as he's able to trump the Supreme Court and Congress by enacting all this crazy crap.
I know this may be hard to believe, but your well informed average American citizen is out there getting all the facts FOR YOU!
So I've decided to take the time out of my life to composite a list of things that people say Obama is doing or plans on doing. They range from crazy, crazier and beyond conspiracy theorist crazy.
THE CRAZY THINGS THAT OBAMA IS DOING:
#1: Did you know that Obama supports underage prostitution?
No, I didn't know that, he's weird
#2: Did you know that Obama is only acting peaceful in order to get close with Americans and when we least expect it he is going to unleash a Holocaust against all the white Christians?
Thank god I'm not a christian or anything else like that
#3: Did you know that Obama is was going to cancel 4th of July?
I'd kill him if he did
#4: Scratch that, Did you know that Obama was going to cancel Labor day?
Again, no, I didn't know that
#5: Scratch that, Obama was going to do that, but decided not to so he could get support for his Nazi Health Bill.
Umm......
#6: Did you know that Obama wants to kill your grandmother?
Both my grandmothers have been dead for a long time
#7: Did you know that Obama is going to put emphasis on celebrating Kwanzaa instead of Christmas this year?
What in the hell is a kwanzaa?
#8: Did you know that it only took 8 months and Obama is the most unpopular president in the history of the United States?
Now that I knew
#9: Did you know that Obama is a dirty Muslim and not a Christian?
I think we all knew that
#10: Or at least that his "Christian" church relied heavily on the Koran.
Really?
#11: Did you know Obama wasn't even born in the United States?
Everyone knows that
#12: Did you know that Obama is best friends with that dude who loves to stomp on the American flag?
I woner why they made him president
#13: Did you know that Obama wants to change the first line of the Pledge to, "I pledge allegiance to Obama..."
He just wants attention
#14: Did you know that Obama is the Antichrist?
Oh noes
#15: Did you know that Obama ran as a Marxist before he became a Democrat?
I was told something like that
#16: Did you know that Obama hates the troops? He hates them so much that he can't even be bothered to be seen with them especially at a trip to Afghanistan.
Didn't he say that he was going to take the troops out of afganistan?
#17: Did you know Obama hates white people?
Lol, USA has a racist president, HA, I'm writting that one down
#18: Did you know Obama plans on taking away everyone's gun and ending the Second Amendment once and for all?
Luckily I live in the UK
#19: Did you know that Obama's wife did porn before she met Obama?
I guess so, but she's not attractive
#20: Did you know that Obama plans on ending term limits?
No way, he doesn't have the balls
That is what I have so far and it is far from the crazy shit people have said. I'm sure you have heard some insane things your friends or other people say. If you think it is insane enough I'll add it to my permanent list.
I hope that it's not just rumours you heard
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