Fuck that name

[MerlinsBeard]

Chances are that in your travels as a human, through the 11+ years of your existence, you've ran into a handful of people you just cannot stand. And for whatever reason, it seems that 40+% of those people all share the same couple of names...

For me, I have yet to meet a Dave/David or a Tyler that is not the doucheiest person since the last Dave/David or Tyler.

On the flip side, chances are that in your travels as a human, through the 11+ years of your existence, you've ran into a handful of people that you are very attracted to. And for whatever reason, it seems that 40+% of these people share the same couple of names...

For me, I have yet to meet a Sarah, or a Dave/David that is not unattractive to say the least.

So tell me, 11+ year olds of the NG world... What are the names of the people who influence your hatred and/or morning wood?

and you can't steal Dave/David from me

[Jamoke]

Every person I have ever known with the name Steven has been an asshole. No exceptions.

I don't know why this is, but it has been true my whole life.

[Gooch]

I've always found that some of the most interesting names for women either start with a "C" or an "S". They always seem to be some of the more attractive women, too.

[matrix5565]

I don't have a name bias. Must've been the way I was raised.

[Los-Illuminados]

i have 4 friends named Kevin and they are pretty close friends O.o

[Blush]

That's sadly true. I've found that a lot of people have the same name as me, but spelled differently, yet they are all douches.

[DrClay]

At 9/14/09 09:33 PM, Jamoke wrote: Every person I have ever known with the name Steven has been an asshole. No exceptions.

I don't know why this is, but it has been true my whole life.

My name is Stephen... does that make a difference?

[bassaaphex]

pretty much any girl i know called jessica is hot.

only thing is i used to have a dog called jessica :S

[AlphaCentauri]

Most male Jamies I know are total douches, actually.

As far as a female goes, not sure, a lot of Courtney's seem to be attractive.

[ChickenReaper]

Stop encouraging the 11 and 12 year olds

[Funzo123]

At 9/14/09 09:34 PM, Gooch wrote: I've always found that some of the most interesting names for women either start with a "C" or an "S". They always seem to be some of the more attractive women, too.

I knew a lass named Courtney.. She wasn't really that attractive.

[YouLostTheGame]

At 9/14/09 09:36 PM, Blush wrote: That's sadly true. I've found that a lot of people have the same name as me, but spelled differently, yet they are all douches.

Yeah, same here. For me, it always seems to be a person named Blush, or some variation. Ugh. I dunno what it is about that name, but man. Douchebags.

Wait.

[fuzzum111]

I dunno for me I don't think I've met...I can't think of any names right now. Though I'm sure if I really put some thought into it, I've met a set of -people- with -X name- that are all really good/assholes. This thread speaks great truth.

[bassaaphex]

At 9/14/09 09:37 PM, AlphaCentauri wrote: Most male Jamies I know are total douches, actually.

As far as a female goes, not sure, a lot of Courtney's seem to be attractive.

my sister is Courtney,
and i used to date a Courtney she was pretty hot but too clingy.

[EvilerBowser1001]

All of the people that I personally know or used to know have a name starting with R.
Two grandfathers, a wonderful ex-girlfriend, a lively best friend, and a nice younger boy.

[BIush]

At 9/14/09 09:38 PM, YouLostTheGame wrote: Yeah, same here. For me, it always seems to be a person named Blush, or some variation. Ugh. I dunno what it is about that name, but man. Douchebags.

Wait.

I fucking hate Blush. Such a stupid name.

[Kwing]

That's weird... I know a lot of obnoxious Davids and Aarons.

[Blush]

At 9/14/09 09:43 PM, BIush wrote:

At 9/14/09 09:38 PM, YouLostTheGame wrote: Yeah, same here. For me, it always seems to be a person named Blush, or some variation. Ugh. I dunno what it is about that name, but man. Douchebags.

Wait.

I fucking hate Blush. Such a stupid name.

Fuck you, I hope you die.

[Ship]

At 9/14/09 09:37 PM, AlphaCentauri wrote: As far as a female goes, not sure, a lot of Courtney's seem to be attractive.

This is the exact opposite for me. Courtney sounds like a hot girls name, but every one of them that I've run into has been hideously ugly.

[YouLostTheGame]

At 9/14/09 09:43 PM, BIush wrote: I fucking hate Blush. Such a stupid name.

Seriously! It's retarded, and they always end up being a complete jackass.

I'm glad someone agrees with me.

[MerlinsBeard]

At 9/14/09 09:44 PM, Kwing wrote: That's weird... I know a lot of obnoxious Davids and Aarons.

Oh snap, Aaron is a good one! But on the flip side, I know a whole slew of hot Erin's. Man, you must live in my town, we hate all the same people with the same names.

[TheLameSauce]

In 6 years, with 5 different relationships, i haven't once been with a girl who's name didn't start with a K:
Kylie
Kristal
Kodi
Katie
and Kelly
Completely unintentional. Just happened that way.

[iBagel]

At 9/14/09 09:32 PM, MerlinsBeard wrote:

For me, I have yet to meet a Dave/David or a Tyler that is not the doucheiest person since the last Dave/David or Tyler.

and you can't steal Dave/David from me

Oh well I stole it. and this is extremely true... except for my dad who is named Dave. But all Tylers. Are awful.

[agustana]

Megan - A bitch.

[Carbon]

At 9/14/09 09:34 PM, Gooch wrote: I've always found that some of the most interesting names for women either start with a "C" or an "S". They always seem to be some of the more attractive women, too.

For a while it was "K", but it's recently been "A" or "B".

[Nosferatu-of-Worms]

At 9/14/09 09:33 PM, Jamoke wrote: Every person I have ever known with the name Steven has been an asshole. No exceptions.

I don't know why this is, but it has been true my whole life.

Damn dude, I'm sorry about your luck. Maybe I can change your mind about how you perceive Stevens.

[OneLastCaress]

I don't know a Brianna I don't like, ALOT.

Chris has always seemed like a douche name to me.

[CalumnJohnston]

At 9/14/09 09:32 PM, MerlinsBeard wrote: people that you are very attracted to, it seems that 40+% of these people share the same couple of names...

Becky
Bex
Becca
Rebecca
Laura

congratz. what do you want, a medal?

[MerlinsBeard]

At 9/14/09 10:01 PM, CalumnJohnston wrote:

At 9/14/09 09:32 PM, MerlinsBeard wrote: people that you are very attracted to, it seems that 40+% of these people share the same couple of names...

Becky
Bex
Becca
Rebecca
Laura

congratz. what do you want, a medal?

I'd rather have an invitation to watch you eat dinner with your family, standing outside the window of your dining room on a rainy day.

[142201]

I know two people named Cameron that piss me off for completely different reasons. One of them is really fun to piss off, though.

SHUDDUP YOU FRIGGIN D-HOLE. Hilarious.