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At 9/14/09 09:04 PM, Opguip wrote: It's the Chuck Norris of viruses

A Chuck Norris virus would have 100% fatality. I think I'm going to invest into a hazmat suit. That or live in a bubble.

At 9/14/09 09:17 PM, Guest8792 wrote: Oh come on, swine flu came and went, what makes you thng this is gooan be the virus that completely kills us all?

Maybe because this isn't swine flu, dumbass.

At 9/14/09 09:03 PM, AlphaCentauri wrote: 80% fatality rate. Christ.

I put that on my ceral every morning.

Black Death in Africa. Just bathe daily and stay away from rats and you'll be safe.

At 9/14/09 09:28 PM, Curth wrote:

At 9/14/09 09:03 PM, AlphaCentauri wrote: 80% fatality rate. Christ.

I put that on my ceral every morning.

We have a winner.

ah, Were boned.

Start buying shotguns while their cheap

lol

80 percent! Fuck that shit. I'll now start making a biohazard dome and fortify it with machine guns.

Pleeeaaasssseee.

Goddamn I hope that crap stays in Africa.

At 9/14/09 09:03 PM, DrunkDemon wrote: Only one thing to fucking do. We're gonna have to nuke 'em.

Indeed, my good sir :C

At 9/14/09 09:05 PM, D3NTATUS wrote:

At 9/14/09 09:03 PM, ToddM wrote: Its only 80% because 4 out of the 5 people who had the virus died.

Shut up, it's a lot more terrifying when you're not thinking rationally.

Don't worry, most users here can't think rationally.

At 9/14/09 09:05 PM, D3NTATUS wrote:

At 9/14/09 09:03 PM, ToddM wrote: Its only 80% because 4 out of the 5 people who had the virus died.

Shut up, it's a lot more terrifying when you're not thinking rationally.

Yea, you fucker, chances are with out advanced medicine as apposed to the African piece of shit voodoo witch doctor medicine we'll survive it with a same fatality rate as swine flu, but fuck you, I'd rather think the next black death plague was gonna fuck us up the ass hole whilst slitting our throats over being comfortably fine knowing it'll probably never even come close to me.

At 9/14/09 09:03 PM, AlphaCentauri wrote: 80% fatality rate. Christ.

Out of 5 people. Which are the only people who have the disease. OP can't read.

Well, there goes humanity.

The virus is in ZAMBIA. Fucking ZAMBIA. Every fifth person, seriously, has aids. The death rate is high already. Who cares. It's probably easier treated than swine flue anyway, and not as contagious.

At 9/14/09 09:17 PM, Guest8792 wrote: Oh come on, swine flu came and went

are you retarded? the swine flu infects and kills people every day.

At 9/14/09 09:43 PM, Dogmeat wrote: Yea, you fucker, chances are with out advanced medicine as apposed to the African piece of shit voodoo witch doctor medicine

u act like this happened in a rural village in fucking huts.

it happened in a large capital city. im pretty sure they have decent fucking healthcare.

the 5th person barely made it.

God started a new round of Pandemic 2, it seems.

Swine flu failed, so here he goes with the Lujo virus.

Gentlemen, it's time.

There's already enough shit to worry about in the world to think about some killer disease in Africa. Comeon now.

Mind you in Africa healthcare isn't that great, it's probably just some shit from them not washing properly.

At 9/14/09 09:03 PM, AlphaCentauri wrote: 80% fatality rate. Christ.

All of like 5 people have contracted this disease. 80% fatality is only impressive if there are more then 100 infected, and if it isn't in some third world country.

Reaper Virus & your fucked.

OMG WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!

No, seriously. We're all gonna die. So I'm not really bothered by some virus. We'll go one way or another.

At 9/14/09 09:03 PM, AlphaCentauri wrote: 80% fatality rate. Christ.

One version of ebola, Zaiere or something, has 90%, so this isn't the most fatal out there.

Let's see how many die with this one.

Quick, everyone to Madagascar!

Heh, it's just Africa.

WHEN WE HUNT

WE KILL

NO ONE IS SAFE

NOTHING IS SACRED

WE ARE BLACKWATCH

WE ARE THE LAST LINE OF DEFENSE

WE WILL BURN OUR OWN TO HOLD THE RED LINE

IT IS THE LAST LINE TO EVER HOLD!

At 9/15/09 06:20 AM, powerfuldude wrote: Quick, everyone to Madagascar!

It's too late! Oh god!