Lujo virus. We're fucked.

[D3NTATUS]

God fucking dammit.

Thoughts on our impending death from massive hemorrhaging?

[HighWayStar365]

Drugs

[yurgenburgen]

Oh mah gawd.

It's like swing flu times a hundred.

[AlphaCentauri]

80% fatality rate. Christ.

[arbiterg]

At 9/14/09 09:00 PM, D3NTATUS wrote: God fucking dammit.

Thoughts on our impending death from massive hemorrhaging?

U said ''We're fucked'' but were? ass,pussy,mouth,ears?

[pieplane]

im gonna die without killing someone?? WAAA

[MadCow]

fuck outta here with that virus gonna kill us all bullshit ya bitchass niga. speak for yourself & shit yaddimean? cuz real talk niga if a virus fukkin step to me on the street ill fuckin knock his faggot ass out f'real

[ToddM]

Its only 80% because 4 out of the 5 people who had the virus died.

[yurgenburgen]

At 9/14/09 09:02 PM, yurgenburgen wrote: swing flu

*SWINE

Damn it.

Anyway, the media is going to hype this up to be the worst thing ever and it will be relatively harmless.

[DrunkDemon]

Only one thing to fucking do. We're gonna have to nuke 'em.

[Opguip]

It's the Chuck Norris of viruses

[EvilerBowser1001]

It's only in Zambia and South Africa so far.

I'm not worried yet.
Besides, whenever some serious disease starts spreading, the Governments never let it spread too much.

[Proottalfain]

Swine flu got mad when we laughed at her, so she made an evil offspring.

[FatJoe214]

There's only one way to deal with this disease. FLAMETHROWER!

[Lagatag]

I'm pretty sure any disease kills 4 out of 5 people in Africa.

[D3NTATUS]

At 9/14/09 09:03 PM, ToddM wrote: Its only 80% because 4 out of the 5 people who had the virus died.

Shut up, it's a lot more terrifying when you're not thinking rationally.

[DrunkDemon]

At 9/14/09 09:04 PM, FatJoe214 wrote: There's only one way to deal with this disease. FLAMETHROWER!

No. NUKE!!!!

[SkyArtist]

This will be just like the swine flu. Mass overload on panic but it will die down and not be a problem.

[matrix5565]

At 9/14/09 09:03 PM, ToddM wrote: Its only 80% because 4 out of the 5 people who had the virus died.

Just for the record, the fact that this virus is only even somewhat prevailent in Africa may have something to do with the mortality rate. They don't have the best healthcare in the world, you know?

[bgraybr]

At 9/14/09 09:02 PM, yurgenburgen wrote: Oh mah gawd.

It's like swing flu times a hundred.

2 sick babies dying * 100 = 0 threat

[Grimfenix]

At 9/14/09 09:00 PM, D3NTATUS wrote: God fucking dammit.

Thoughts on our impending death from massive hemorrhaging?

Lol I though that was hemorrhoids at first.

But yes. God Fucking Dammit.

[Psychopathic-Mind]

As long as they keep it contained/find a cure before it reaches me, I personally don't have much to worry about. But those people over there aren't going to have it nice for the next little while if they get it...

[LBRocker]

It better stay in Africa.

[firemaker60]

That looks like a pretty tough virus, with all those symptoms.

I say we get started on a vaccine, stat. Just in case this thing is capable of spreading like wildfire.

[Aggzza]

humanity = pwned

[LBRocker]

At 9/14/09 09:13 PM, Aggzza wrote: humanity = pwned

No, we just have to seal off Africa. If the virus mutates into something AIRBORNE, than we are fucked.

[EvilJesus]

At 9/14/09 09:02 PM, yurgenburgen wrote: Oh mah gawd.

It's like swing flu times a hundred.

Swing flu eh?

[Guest8792]

Oh come on, swine flu came and went, what makes you thng this is gooan be the virus that completely kills us all?

[Killinkyle]

also, this happened 3 months ago and there hasnt been an infection since.

[GUnit0001]

Oh shit,whoever is playing Pandemic 2 right now,would you please STOP PLAYING.

My theory:

So many people have played Pandemic 2 that the viruses that people create spawn on other planets in the universe,other "earth like" planets that,do in fact,are the same as earth in every single way geographically.So many people have died that all "earth-like" planets are now barren and Earth (our Earth,that we are "on" right now,you know?Yeah,that Earth.)is the ONLY "earth-like" planet left in the universe.Thus,every original virus that is created in Pandemic 2.(I.E. there wouldn't be 31,337 AIDS viruses in the world,there would just be one.)