At 9/14/09 09:06 PM, Obsessed117 wrote:
At 9/14/09 09:05 PM, ninjaman9000 wrote:
Canada has good bacon.
Hint: Canadian bacon is just fried ham.
Fucking Canadians and their pranks. It's not funny to sell a man a big pack of bacon, then laugh when he leaves the store. Knowing full well that he's going to get back to his hotel, put it in the freezer, and go to bed. When he wakes up, he will eagerly open the package. When he looks inside, he will scream a scream of the worst kind of agony. The knowledge that he will have no bacon. That same man spirals into a deep depression that seems endless. Until of course, he acquires a bankrupt retirement home, and with a few modifications, turns it into a small, distasteful burger joint known as the Krusty Krab, that somehow seems to operate successfully with only two employees.