What...the...fuck. If you were a Praying Mantis would you fuck a female praying mantis knowing that after wards she's going to eat your head?
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Its all about the head eating first.
haven't you ever heard of foreplay? jeeez.
Actually, the males try to fuck them when full to discourage sexual cannibalism, I read the wiki on it.
Well considering animals have little to none of a learning ability, they wouldn't know that they were going to get killed. Instinct would have told them to find mates and reproduce, but wouldn't have came with the fact that they are gonna get killed by the mate.
Woo.
At 9/14/09 04:27 PM, Col-Sandchez wrote: Well considering animals have little to none of a learning ability, they wouldn't know that they were going to get killed. Instinct would have told them to find mates and reproduce, but wouldn't have came with the fact that they are gonna get killed by the mate.
Animals can learn. Just not Praying Mantis'. This isn't an entirely serious topic. I just thought it was kind of cool.
Have researchers tried stopping the female from devouring the male's head?
I'd like to see if she'd flip out or something.
I was in love, falling free. Trying my best not to forget.
.................creepy as fuck.
THE HORROS!
A spear in your chest and a fire in your ass. I only play as Scorpion in MK games, because I'm that much of a fanboy.
I said "GIVE me head!" Not take you crazy bitch!
Isn't nature wonderful?
I am a new terror born in death, a new superstition entering the unassailable fortress of forever. I am legend.
Next time I have sex, I'll eat the girl just to avenge all the male mantis. It's the war of the sexes.
If words were wisdom, I'd be talking even more.
I honestly could not tell what was going on there.
I lol'ed when the male was still able to have sex when its head was removed.
We should be able to do that.
Bananular.
Is this why men get drowsy after sex? To make it easier for the female to eat our heads??
I'm never staying the night again <.<.......>.>
We only find this suprising because we have Sex-Ed. We learn about these things. If we didn't, the females would probably devour our craniums.
That's what she said.
That would be pretty intense actually, after having sex you get to have a heart pounding adventure as the woman tries to kill you.
Sex and action all in one night.
Actually, I am gonna write up a movie script about this and send it to Hollywood.
Mantis Woman From Outer Space.
After the orgasm, you only get a five second head start to get out... alive.
My friend's sister plays wizard 101....
she's 17.....
wtf?
At 9/14/09 04:27 PM, AwesomeX wrote: Actually, the males try to fuck them when full to discourage sexual cannibalism, I read the wiki on it.
Seems like a weird thing to type up on wikipedia. Maybe you should get a girlfriend
"So... I heard your mum puts out"
Atleast you die with a smile on your afce and she doesnt eat your penis.
like a win win
|"My dick was in the Guinness Boom of World Records... Then I left the library.|
I saw one today get smashed by a basket ball.
Lol, high school.
brb ninjas surrounding house
oh thanks a lot, now I lost my errection. Bugs having sex, bah, it's disgusting
Now that's when you should seriously hit and run.
Live life to the fullest, and make sure you fit some hookers in there too.
It hungers for more...
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