peadophile in my dream

[wreckages]

yep.

in the duration of this time, i'd like you to keep in mind my age.. maybe someone could 'analyse' my dream. ANYWAY.

me and my friend were in suburban canada (i'm british wtf) on our pedal bikes, which neither of us have used for many, many years. we had just come from painting someones house when this small white van pulls up behind us, it slowly lurks behind us as we're talking casusally, we get to the end of the road and on to the main road, a man who looks like this approaches us.

i subtly tell my friend to get the fuck out of here, but he doesn't take my hints, the peadophile of course tells us that to stay, trying to touch us and guide us to his van, my friend is totally oblivious to the fact there's a peadophile wanting us in his van, at which point i was terrified and woke up.

seriously why am i dreaming about canadian peadophiles. has NG had any weird dreams lately?

[arbiterg]

MMMMMMMH?.....PERHAPS YOU HAVE SOMME SEXUAL ATRACTION TO HIM AND THATS WHY YOU SEE THAT DREAM!

[FatJoe214]

Mabey you've been molested but you suppressed it and now you sub consious is trying to make you face your demons.

What you expected me to say " You shoulda grabbed his cock!"?

[Ass-Crumb]

That's weird bro.

Maybe you should stop watching Chris Hansen before bed.

[WaffleVoyager]

Seek help.

Seriously.

[wreckages]

At 9/14/09 11:41 AM, FatJoe214 wrote: What you expected me to say " You shoulda grabbed his cock!"?

no, other way around

[Gagsy]

Haha that's great. Just one of those weird dreams. You don't analyze when you get dreams about killers and such and that is just as weird. I don't think it means you're going to be abducting any children anytime soon, so no worries.

[wreckages]

At 9/14/09 11:43 AM, Gagsy wrote: Haha that's great. Just one of those weird dreams. You don't analyze when you get dreams about killers and such and that is just as weird. I don't think it means you're going to be abducting any children anytime soon, so no worries.

maybe not. the night before i had been dreaming about being dumped by a 'ghetto' black girl..

[citricsquid]

At 9/14/09 11:39 AM, wreckages wrote: i subtly tell my friend to get the fuck out of here, but he doesn't take my hints, the peadophile of course tells us that to stay, trying to touch us and guide us to his van, my friend is totally oblivious to the fact there's a peadophile wanting us in his van, at which point i was terrified and woke up.

You feel that you've let down a friend that you should have been looking out for. What do I win?

[Calintz]

Dreams are a way to sort out the days issues...

[carlosbarn]

Hmmm, don't ask me why the #### you were dreaming that.

If you want a reason, maybe someone came across you the wrong way as if you thought some guy was coming on to you while your friend doesn't realize it making you uncomfortable. The image you seen was just because you see too much of him from television or whereever.

[zee666]

Aww, i thought this was gonna be a dream about you being a pedophile, at last someone sharing my pain...

[hongkongexpress]

I've had many dreams where I sampled the pure flesh of young angelic children... But the key is to keep these tendencies in your dreams and not to express them outside, that'll be illegal.

[GiantDouche]

I have dreams that I am a pedophile. Then I wake up drenched in semen and blood with a dead lifeless corpse of an 8 year old on the floor. Small world, huh?

[wreckages]

At 9/14/09 12:47 PM, citricsquid wrote: You feel that you've let down a friend that you should have been looking out for. What do I win?

this makes sense, gee critical squid you should become a psychologist

At 9/14/09 01:31 PM, GiantDouche wrote: I have dreams that I am a pedophile. Then I wake up drenched in semen and blood with a dead lifeless corpse of an 8 year old on the floor. Small world, huh?

we should sleep together sometime

[Prinzy2]

Why don't you come into my van so we can discuss this further, I have candy.

[citricsquid]

At 9/14/09 01:48 PM, wreckages wrote: this makes sense, gee critical squid you should become a psychologist

can I come to your house and highfive?

[BonusStage]

Take chances, make mistakes, get messy

[Calintz]

At 9/14/09 02:00 PM, BonusStage wrote: Take chances, make mistakes, get messy

I'd tap Mrs.Frizzle.

[Prinzy2]

At 9/14/09 02:04 PM, Calintz wrote:

At 9/14/09 02:00 PM, BonusStage wrote: Take chances, make mistakes, get messy

I'd tap Mrs.Frizzle.

With a sledgehammer, always annoyed by the bitch.

[wreckages]

At 9/14/09 01:57 PM, citricsquid wrote: can I come to your house and highfive?

be at the bullring bull in 30 minutes

[Goldfire64]

At 9/14/09 02:10 PM, Prinzy2 wrote:

At 9/14/09 02:04 PM, Calintz wrote:

At 9/14/09 02:00 PM, BonusStage wrote: Take chances, make mistakes, get messy

I'd tap Mrs.Frizzle.

With a sledgehammer, always annoyed by the bitch.

lol me 2

[ShmenonPie]

Weird dream. Sometimes they don't mean anything in particular, there's probably nothing to it. Well, apart from that all Canadians are pedophiles. :P

(Just kidding, I love Canada!)

[hongkongexpress]

At 9/14/09 01:31 PM, GiantDouche wrote: I have dreams that I am a pedophile. Then I wake up drenched in semen and blood with a dead lifeless corpse of an 8 year old on the floor. Small world, huh?

>>> Join the Club we have jackets.

[wreckages]

At 9/14/09 02:31 PM, ShmenonPie wrote: all Canadians are pedophiles

i wouldn't be surprised

[BonusStage]

At 9/14/09 02:10 PM, Prinzy2 wrote:

At 9/14/09 02:04 PM, Calintz wrote:

At 9/14/09 02:00 PM, BonusStage wrote: Take chances, make mistakes, get messy

I'd tap Mrs.Frizzle.

With a sledgehammer, always annoyed by the bitch.

gtfo

[misterchees0]

PEAdophile?

[dec-1310]

At 9/14/09 11:41 AM, arbiterg wrote: MMMMMMMH?.....PERHAPS YOU HAVE SOMME SEXUAL ATRACTION TO HIM AND THATS WHY YOU SEE THAT DREAM!

MMMMMMMH?.....PERHAPS YOU HAVE A HUGE PROBLEM WITH CAPS LOCK OR YOU ARE EITHER RAPING YOUR SHIFT BUTTON

not all capz yesh

[CondomsFTW]

You have a fear of strangers. . .

[swaenK]

Canada can be a scary place, with all her grand space. I'm Canadian. I know. How scary was this dream on a scale of 1 - 10? Sounds like it could be very scary. What kind of dream was it? Vivid, deep, psychotic? Maybe you shouldn't eat before bed? :D Hm. World's fucked up >.>