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Yes, I do mean, Hardcockitis, I don't mean a mistake.

We all had it, Your sitting there, thinking of a naked chick, and your 9 year old niece runs up to start hugging you (Then you get 20 boners.) Your in class,and the teacher calls you to the front of the room,RIGHT AFTER You saw up the cheerleaders skirt.

So newgrounds,What is your most embarresing boner.

One time, I had been thinking about this girl I know, I was in public so I decided to tuck it in my belt loop, hoping the pressure would cut off circulation, but I forgot I had tucked it away, I stretched, and my shirt came up, and the head of my penis poked out at the director of religious education for my church.

The one I have right now is embarrassing. Boner-post

I haven't had any embarresing ones, but when I was in year 9, at the start, I would constantly get boners in maths, I hadn't anyone to talk to, and the teacher was hot. Nothing happened that was embarresing though.

Fuck, normally not so many commers(,).

umm thinking about getting naked with my girlfriends hot friend even tho my gf was there i had to put a pillow over it lol she knew i had 1 but she didnt know who i got it off so i didnt get in trouble

When one my cute classmates sat on my lap because there was no more room in the bus. For some reason she can't stay still so she kept rubbing her but against my lap...

once when i was with my ex girlfriend, we were on her bed and i got a boner

oh, wait that's not embaressing

This one time I was totally having sex with this hot chick but then I got a boner. So embarrassing. I couldn't speak to her again.

At 9/14/09 07:34 AM, HungarianSupermarket wrote: This one time I was totally having sex with this hot chick but then I got a boner. So embarrassing. I couldn't speak to her again.

dude the same happened to me i hate myself

At 9/14/09 07:36 AM, wreckages wrote:

At 9/14/09 07:34 AM, HungarianSupermarket wrote: This one time I was totally having sex with this hot chick but then I got a boner. So embarrassing. I couldn't speak to her again.

dude the same happened to me i hate myself

Wait you were just fucking were flacid..? Nice...

Prolly being woken up by my friend's mom and having morning wood then the conversation after that being very awkward.

At 9/14/09 07:40 AM, darkblackman wrote: Wait you were just fucking were flacid..? Nice...

no man, we were in bed about to have sex but i was flaccid, she took her shirt off and i got a boner, it was so embaressing

At 9/14/09 07:44 AM, wreckages wrote:

At 9/14/09 07:40 AM, darkblackman wrote: Wait you were just fucking were flacid..? Nice...

no man, we were in bed about to have sex but i was flaccid, she took her shirt off and i got a boner, it was so embaressing

You see, the first quote you responded to said "I was totally having sex with this chick THEN I got a boner" Meaning he was already in the process of fucking her, in which you replied "Same thing happened to me"

I rest my case.

At 9/14/09 07:40 AM, darkblackman wrote:

At 9/14/09 07:34 AM, HungarianSupermarket wrote: This one time I was totally having sex with this hot chick but then I got a boner. So embarrassing. I couldn't speak to her again.

Wait you were just fucking were flacid..? Nice...

Yeah and she felt it inside of her and she was all like "what is this now?" and I was totally embarrassed and ran out of the room crying.

At 9/14/09 07:49 AM, darkblackman wrote: You see, the first quote you responded to said "I was totally having sex with this chick THEN I got a boner" Meaning he was already in the process of fucking her, in which you replied "Same thing happened to me"

I rest my case.

see man, use of the word 'then' doesn't imply it was after, it could be during. it would TOTALLY suck to get a boner during sex.

At 9/14/09 08:04 AM, wreckages wrote:

At 9/14/09 07:49 AM, darkblackman wrote: You see, the first quote you responded to said "I was totally having sex with this chick THEN I got a boner" Meaning he was already in the process of fucking her, in which you replied "Same thing happened to me"

I rest my case.

see man, use of the word 'then' doesn't imply it was after, it could be during. it would TOTALLY suck to get a boner during sex.

Flacididy implies the use of a strap-on. Embarrassing, getting a boner while wearing a fake boner. Totally out of place, and uncalled for.

I haven't really had any embarrassing hard-ons, thank God.

A girl was sitting in my lap, cause there was no more room on the bus. She farted, and my dick shot up.

great story, amazing composition, emotionally powerful, A++, will read again

My girlfriend texted me once while I was in an old folks home and all this other shit, and needless to say thinking about it kind of gave me a massive chubby in the dining hall. Needless to say I was like "oh shit fuck" because it was kind of like a buffet style dining hall.

on the beach i was in boxers and then i saw this hot chik runing around and then my dick burst like a baloon and evry one was looking! AWWWWWWWWWWWWW

seeing all the ppl talking about awkward bners i feel lucky not having any. sometimes i get a boner in the wrong plave but i always tuck it with my hand.

that sounds wrong

I remember when I was 7 and my teacher bent down to help me with a math question and i could see down her shirt. I wasn't ashamed but I guees it could've been embarassing.

For some reason I had a boner, and a friend hugged me.
She was shorter than me as well, so I kinda stabbed her in the stomach.

After a party I was in my bed and my friend (Thank god it was a female, made it better somehow) yanked off my dovey because she wanted me to come with her to get some grub... she didn't know I sleep naked, and because I just woke up, there came the morning wood.

That was an interesting breakfast.

At 9/14/09 06:43 AM, Minty-Hippo wrote: So newgrounds,What is your most embarresing boner.

Oh god, you just had to make me recall that moment, didn't you? Well, I might as well say it!

The following story recounts more than just my most embarassing boner. What you're about to read is the most embarassing thing that's ever happened to me.

Get ready to laugh, guys.

It happened back in elementary school - I was in 4th or 5th grade, I think. My younger sister had already been born; she's about six and-a-half years younger than me.

My class was in the auditorium, and everyone was getting their pictures taken for some reason or another. Each person, one by one, had to get up on the stage in the front of the room for a few seconds to get his/her photo snapped.

Inevitably, my turn eventually rolled around. At that very moment when my name was called, I had a mini-boner. You know, the kind that isn't quite erect, but isn't totally limp either. I didn't pay much attention to it, and it decided to stick around and grow itself as I walked up to the stage.

By the time I had gotten near the stage, I was fairly hard. Harder than I had been when I was being called up. I got onto the stage, and the photographer instructed me to sit down on a stool. I obliged. By this time, I was nearly rock solid. You could've seen it through my pants if you had been there.

And just at that moment, someone in my class yelled out, "Think of your sister naked!"

They looked. And a few short seconds later, everyone was laughing.

Needless to say, it was an extremely awkward experience at the time. But looking back on it now, it makes for a fucking hilarious story!

Betcha can't top that one!

When I was taken out of the womb of my mother, I was having a boner >.<

At 9/14/09 12:24 PM, ertysproductions wrote: When I was taken out of the womb of my mother, I was having a boner >.<

OK.....................................T HATS FUCKING NASTY!!!

This thread makes me giggle.

Fucking pussies, I like it when I get boners in a girls view.

Sometimes in class, just before they tell you to go write something on the blackboard. That happened to me once, I had to straighten it with my hands in my pockets in a subtle but swift way. That was 2 years ago.

At 9/14/09 01:20 PM, Westies wrote: The only good boner is in a girl's twat you faggot. I guess you felt daddy's boner too often while ridin his naked lap. Sick fucks.

Herrm...........now your confusing our lives with yours!

I just raped my classmates, to relieve myself of a boner.