At 9/14/09 06:43 AM, Minty-Hippo wrote:
So newgrounds,What is your most embarresing boner.
Oh god, you just had to make me recall that moment, didn't you? Well, I might as well say it!
The following story recounts more than just my most embarassing boner. What you're about to read is the most embarassing thing that's ever happened to me.
Get ready to laugh, guys.
It happened back in elementary school - I was in 4th or 5th grade, I think. My younger sister had already been born; she's about six and-a-half years younger than me.
My class was in the auditorium, and everyone was getting their pictures taken for some reason or another. Each person, one by one, had to get up on the stage in the front of the room for a few seconds to get his/her photo snapped.
Inevitably, my turn eventually rolled around. At that very moment when my name was called, I had a mini-boner. You know, the kind that isn't quite erect, but isn't totally limp either. I didn't pay much attention to it, and it decided to stick around and grow itself as I walked up to the stage.
By the time I had gotten near the stage, I was fairly hard. Harder than I had been when I was being called up. I got onto the stage, and the photographer instructed me to sit down on a stool. I obliged. By this time, I was nearly rock solid. You could've seen it through my pants if you had been there.
And just at that moment, someone in my class yelled out, "Think of your sister naked!"
They looked. And a few short seconds later, everyone was laughing.
Needless to say, it was an extremely awkward experience at the time. But looking back on it now, it makes for a fucking hilarious story!
Betcha can't top that one!
