Forum Topic: What are your standards

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ChaosBeam21

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Posted at: 9/13/09 08:40 PM

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I swear I go around and browse other forums and boards, and I always come across a thread about "the hottest girls" or "Girls you dated" or etc.

So I find a thread on ex girlfriends post pics, and people were ranting like a bitch on how

Girl is not hot

Seriously most of those girls were hot, but not fucking slut's mcgee date a new boy every week hot.

Girl has no ass

Ok? Who gives a fuck your not getting it anyways. Sure you want a big ass, but why? Honest to god why the fuck do you care about the size of her ass. Boo hoo no ass.

Small tits

So basically you just want DD tits. Who cares about your girlfriends tits, if you only date a girl for her looks fucking hire a Craigslist hooker.

You want my standards?

Pretty. And that's like 80% of women everywhere. Bigger pool for me.
Good hair. 99.999999% of women everywhere.
Good attitude and really nice unknown % but it's a lot.
As long as my chest isn't bigger than yours were ok.
Makes good sammich's

No

Seriously what are you standards

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FatJoe214

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Posted at: 9/13/09 08:51 PM

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My standards are
1. Don't have a bitchy attitude
2. Don't be clingy
3. Pretty face ( that's all imma look at )
3. Don't be a fucking whore.
4. Mediocre body is ok with me ( hot bod is just a bonus )

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Sensationalism

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Posted at: 9/13/09 08:54 PM

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My standards:
1. Seems interested in me.

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knightsofthecircle

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Posted at: 9/13/09 08:55 PM

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My standards:
Similar intrests
Can make me laugh
I can stand you for more than 5 minutes.

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selena18

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Posted at: 9/13/09 08:59 PM

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- Black
- Sweet guy
- Funny
- Athletic

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1. Don't be fucking stupid.

Almost snapped at school just because of that.

2. Have a decent face.

plug-ugly =/= decent

3. Don't shoot your mouth off constantly.

By that, I mean the woman could just keep talking even when I leave the house and not even notice.

4. Have a decent attitude and personality.

No full-on emos.

5. Be somewhat skinny.

Not like a stick, but not like an air mattress.

Fuck it, I'm done.

Trust me. If I was caught with my computer, I'd be fucked.
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SimCorder

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Posted at: 9/13/09 09:23 PM

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My standards
1. Is fun to be with
2. Has a few things in common, but isn't a female counterpart
3. Isn't a complete asshole
4. I wouldn't mind a mediocre appearance


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Gortag

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Posted at: 9/13/09 09:25 PM

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Your standards are low,you must be ugly or fat.


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katyperryy

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Posted at: 9/13/09 09:31 PM

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as long as it has a pussy im good to go.


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saqwert

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Posted at: 9/13/09 09:33 PM

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At 9/13/09 09:31 PM, katyperryy wrote: as long as it has a pussy im good to go.

Yup, that's good enough for me aswell.

I DONT EVEN

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EpicFail

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Posted at: 9/13/09 09:33 PM

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I don't think I have BAD standards.
I personally find my girlfriend to be beautiful physically and as a person.
Others think otherwise, due to stereotypes, etc. Whatever.

us.

What are your standards


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Straight-Edge

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Posted at: 9/13/09 09:34 PM

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I'll admit, I'm not particularly picky, but I do have unusual standards.

-Cheerful
-Relatively talkative
-Does not remind me of anyone I know

Admittedly, I find myself more able to overlook how good-looking a girl is based on how good her personality is.

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Tobi

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At 9/13/09 08:40 PM, ChaosBeam21 wrote:

99.999999%


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Tobi

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At 9/13/09 09:34 PM, tobi0 wrote:
At 9/13/09 08:40 PM, ChaosBeam21 wrote:
99.999999%

Whoops, pressed enter.

ITS OVER 9,000!!!


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KennyD

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Posted at: 9/13/09 10:13 PM

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must be a she
must be breathing
must not crush me to death with her wieght

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Curth

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Posted at: 9/13/09 10:16 PM

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At 9/13/09 08:54 PM, Sensationalism wrote: My standards:
1. Seems interested in me.

Even if its a boy? Or for that matter an animal of a diffrent species?

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EpicFail

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Posted at: 9/13/09 10:18 PM

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At 9/13/09 08:54 PM, Sensationalism wrote: My standards:
1. Seems interested in me.

I'm interested in you baby.


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Leidolfr

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Posted at: 9/13/09 10:20 PM

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At 9/13/09 09:33 PM, EpicFail wrote: I don't think I have BAD standards.
I personally find my girlfriend to be beautiful physically and as a person.
Others think otherwise, due to stereotypes, etc. Whatever.

us.

Ive seen worse


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DragonFyre9

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At 9/13/09 09:33 PM, EpicFail wrote: I don't think I have BAD standards.
I personally find my girlfriend to be beautiful physically and as a person.
Others think otherwise, due to stereotypes, etc. Whatever.

us.

That old man is staring you guys down.

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EpicFail

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Posted at: 9/13/09 10:22 PM

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At 9/13/09 10:20 PM, DragonFyre9 wrote:
At 9/13/09 09:33 PM, EpicFail wrote: I don't think I have BAD standards.
I personally find my girlfriend to be beautiful physically and as a person.
Others think otherwise, due to stereotypes, etc. Whatever.

us.
That old man is staring you guys down.

We were in a small town full of normal people, people like her and I are... Scary in their eyes. :)


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Leidolfr

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At 9/13/09 10:20 PM, DragonFyre9 wrote:
At 9/13/09 09:33 PM, EpicFail wrote: I don't think I have BAD standards.
I personally find my girlfriend to be beautiful physically and as a person.
Others think otherwise, due to stereotypes, etc. Whatever.

us.
That old man is staring you guys down.

yeah hes burning a hole in her jeans


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WeHaveFreshCookies

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Posted at: 9/13/09 10:26 PM

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At 9/13/09 08:59 PM, RobbyPaulLul wrote: wow

Respect for women = faggot?

You're a douchebag.

I pretty much like women who are:

pretty, but not stuck up
hot, but not sluttish
kind, but not annoying
loving, but not clingy


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ChickenGod

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Posted at: 9/13/09 10:27 PM

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I have little to no standards.

-Not a fucking trend whore
-Smart.

That's it.

Looks mean nothing to me.


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Tykwa

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At 9/13/09 08:54 PM, Sensationalism wrote: My standards:
1. (A female that) Seems interested in me.

My standard too.

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my music
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Chdonga

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Posted at: 9/13/09 10:39 PM

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I like women of any breast size, so long as they're not flat as a desk.

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Leidolfr

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Posted at: 9/13/09 10:42 PM

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At 9/13/09 10:39 PM, Chdonga wrote: I like women of any breast size, so long as they're not flat as a desk.

yeah it really depends on the woman, on some women the small ones look even better than the big ones, but, sometimes its just a disapointment, but, then again, you never know what the big tits are really gonna be like, once that bras off, maybe they sag alot, maybe theyre all veiny, but with small, you know what youre getting into

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Lucy

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Posted at: 9/13/09 10:43 PM

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I wonder who first decided that it was ok for one person to decide wether another was good enough for them..

Does the person create the journey; or the journey create the person...

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EvilerBowser1001

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Posted at: 9/13/09 10:45 PM

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My standards are:

Has to be somewhat good looking. Not model hot, but a bit above average.
Not skinny like a stick.
I don't care about breast size, except when they're too big.
She has to also be somewhat intelligent.
A personality that's not going to get me furious or drive me away.
And finally, she's got to share at least one interest with me.

My computer's breaking down, so nope.
"Most people think they're thinking, when in fact, they're just rearranging their prejudices."- William James

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Similar interests
get my jokes and what not
and is not that fat or ugly

also if she likes to draw that be awesome

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wafflecake12

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-Somewhat intelligent

-sane

-pretty

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