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Posted at: 9/13/09 07:32 PM
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So, i'm usually straight forward about things but when it comes to bad hygiene i cant tell people the truth but i drop pretty obvious hints that a watchful 4 year old should pick up on. There's this guy with REALLLLLLY bad breath in my class and what's worse is he's always sleepy so he yawned in my face like once every 3 mins...COVER YOUR FUCKING MOUTHES ASSHOLES!!
i really don't want to move my seat because it's the best spot to be in, and i can't sum up enough courage to tell him "POP A FUCKIN MINT WHOO WEEEEEEE!" so the most i did was rub my nose everytime he yawned...and give him a slightly irritated look, he looked at me a few times but i don't know if he caught on..any ideas?
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Posted at: 9/13/09 07:34 PM
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tell him to brush his teeth
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ask hi if he brushed his teeth thatday. I would.
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Posted at: 9/13/09 07:35 PM
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Go buy some mints or gum and leave them on your desk. A lot of people will ask for them, and if he doesn't just offer him some.
If he refuses, keep insisting, if h takes some and still stinks, keep offering, his breath will either stop smelling bad, or he will begin to wonder why you wan't him to eat so many mints.
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At 9/13/09 07:34 PM, blazer133 wrote: ask hi if he brushed his teeth thatday. I would.
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Posted at: 9/13/09 07:37 PM
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tell him that if he doesnt brush his teeth, he'll lose them all and he will never be able to have candy again
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Posted at: 9/13/09 07:38 PM
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Offer him some mints.
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Posted at: 9/13/09 07:39 PM
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"For fuck's sake, use toothpaste!"
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Posted at: 9/13/09 07:40 PM
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At 9/13/09 07:38 PM, Lucy wrote: Offer him some mints.
This, or just flat out tell him "dude your breath smells, go brush".
Or leave a note on his desk before he gets to class.
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Punch him in the face.
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Posted at: 9/13/09 07:43 PM
now i gotta waste my mints and moneys on this cunt! lemme tell you it doesn't always work....one girl had TRULY UNGODLY BREATH FROM THE DEPTHS OF SATANS ASSHOLE!! i would TORTURE my friends by fanning her breath stench with my folder over to them, i gave her a mint and SHE FUCKING POCKETED THE THING!!! BAD BREATH PEOPLE KNOW WHAT THEY ARE DOING!!!
Posted at: 9/13/09 07:44 PM
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Give him that Homestar Runner t-shirt.
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Posted at: 9/13/09 07:58 PM
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Stab him. with a toothbrush. Then rub toothpaste all over his face, just for him to get the hint.
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Posted at: 9/13/09 08:03 PM
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Rape him.
Posted at: 9/13/09 08:12 PM
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I second the idea of offering a mint. Should he decline, pelt him with them.
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Posted at: 9/13/09 08:14 PM
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At 9/13/09 07:32 PM, Sawke wrote: he looked at me a few times but i don't know if he caught on..any ideas?
Get some gum or mints out and offer him one. When he takes one, say "Take another for later if you like".
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Posted at: 9/13/09 08:32 PM
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tell him to put soap in his mouth
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