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I'm worried, I've had some swelling with my stomach and have been having pains in my stomach, can I get pregnant from a dildo? I've been using it more recently and I need a quick answer before I decide to go to the doctor for it. I don't want to look stupid.

Does the dildo has sperm all over it? If not then no.

AHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Of course you can get pregnant from a dildo, better get an abortion.

You're clearly preggers. Consider an abortion.

Please everyone I need serious answers I've been throwing up more often

Age/Gender: 16, Male
Location: China

Fail.

At 9/13/09 02:48 PM, elementell wrote: Please everyone I need serious answers I've been throwing up more often

Bulimia, and pregnant!?! You sick bitch. Get that abortion now.

You should have put a condom on that dildo! How could you have been so stupid!?

yes, expect a baby soon.

At 9/13/09 02:49 PM, KittyKat87 wrote: You should have put a condom on that dildo! How could you have been so stupid!?

What do condoms do?

At 9/13/09 02:50 PM, elementell wrote:

At 9/13/09 02:49 PM, KittyKat87 wrote: You should have put a condom on that dildo! How could you have been so stupid!?

What do condoms do?

my god...

At 9/13/09 02:48 PM, robotking98 wrote: Age/Gender: 16, Male

That doesn't mean he's not been using a dildo.

At 9/13/09 02:50 PM, elementell wrote:

At 9/13/09 02:49 PM, KittyKat87 wrote: You should have put a condom on that dildo! How could you have been so stupid!?

What do condoms do?

They help you throw up less, oh and they also reduce your chances for being able to call yourself a man ever again. They also don't feel as good.

How amusing.

Yes, yes you can get pregnant from a dildo, time to start considering motherhood.

At 9/13/09 02:50 PM, elementell wrote:

At 9/13/09 02:49 PM, KittyKat87 wrote: You should have put a condom on that dildo! How could you have been so stupid!?

What do condoms do?

Doesn't really matter now, does it? You're going to have a mutant half-latex baby, no doubt about it.

It hurts when I pee is the baby trying to get out when I do, because I don't want her to fall in the toilet if I accidently flush it she might die

At 9/13/09 02:54 PM, elementell wrote: It hurts when I pee is the baby trying to get out when I do, because I don't want her to fall in the toilet if I accidently flush it she might die

Please, either stop, or get off.

It's like a bad version of this thread.

if this dildo comes with balls and was made in china... chances are super high

At 9/13/09 02:54 PM, elementell wrote: It hurts when I pee is the baby trying to get out when I do, because I don't want her to fall in the toilet if I accidently flush it she might die

It hurts when I pee too, the dildo must've given you an std, break up with that son of a bitch!

You can only get pregnant from a dildo if you dip it in sperm or it has a device that squirts it in you

At 9/13/09 02:57 PM, FatJoe214 wrote: a device that squirts it in you

what the fuck have u been watching m8?

R u guys freaking serious? This is obviously a troll!

At 9/13/09 03:00 PM, bmxdudleydo wrote: R u guys freaking serious? This is obviously a troll!

Thanks for pointing that out, Captain Obvious. We had no idea. -__-

At 9/13/09 02:47 PM, armorwarrior wrote: Of course you can get pregnant from a dildo, better get an abortion.

Wouldn't the baby be pink, fuzzy and made from Plastic though?

At 9/13/09 02:51 PM, Sidorio wrote:

At 9/13/09 02:48 PM, robotking98 wrote: Age/Gender: 16, Male

That doesn't mean he's not been using a dildo.

Guys don't get pregnant though.

At 9/13/09 03:07 PM, robotking98 wrote:

At 9/13/09 02:51 PM, Sidorio wrote:

At 9/13/09 02:48 PM, robotking98 wrote: Age/Gender: 16, Male

That doesn't mean he's not been using a dildo.

Guys don't get pregnant though.

I beg to differ.

Suck it, bitch.

It was me giving you anal in your sleep baby.

At 9/13/09 02:51 PM, Sidorio wrote:

At 9/13/09 02:48 PM, robotking98 wrote: Age/Gender: 16, Male

That doesn't mean he's not been using a dildo.

BWAHAHAHAHA!
You made my day.