I could be working at BBC

[BlueFlameSkulls]

The BBC up in Manchester.

What should I do? Should I piss in Gordon Burn's coffee?

[HighWayStar365]

Get them to release full length episodes of Top Gear.

PWEEZE :3

[Ledgey]

Get me Bill Turnbull's autograph.

[JKMonkey]

Get them to get rid of BBC America, seriously, nobody watches it.

[BlueFlameSkulls]

I should have posted this earlier.

Bumping.

At 9/12/09 10:06 PM, HighWayStar365 wrote: Get them to release full length episodes of Top Gear.

PWEEZE :3

We just had some Top Gear a few months ago. Plus they'll be on Dave soon.

At 9/12/09 10:07 PM, Ledgey wrote: Get me Bill Turnbull's autograph.

I'll see lol

At 9/12/09 10:07 PM, JKMonkey wrote: Get them to get rid of BBC America, seriously, nobody watches it.

Yeah I heard that instead of the best stuff you Americans get Cash in the Attic.

[Gagsy]

Doing what there exactly?

[knightsofthecircle]

Find out when the next series of the Boosh is coming.

[Prinzy2]

Are we ever going to see you reporting in the future? Cause then we could say "Cool story bro", and it would just be spam.

[DumbassDude]

You should replace their names on television with rude, British words.

Like 'bugger' or 'Ninny'.

[citricsquid]

they let looneys in?

[ArthurGhostIy]

At 9/12/09 09:14 PM, BlueFlameSkulls wrote: The BBC up in Manchester.

Isn't a silly rule of the BBC that you can't use another alias for things? I could be wrong - I forget where or who exactly that gem of wisdom comes from.

Are you going to have to drop 'BlueFlameSkulls'?

[unowned]

At 9/13/09 12:24 PM, citricsquid wrote: they let looneys in?

like david icke

[jewdudewtf]

At 9/12/09 10:07 PM, JKMonkey wrote: Get them to get rid of BBC America, seriously, nobody watches it.

My younger cousin watches it, but its only so he can act like he is more cultured than everyone else.

[wreckages]

i think you should do your job and earn a respectable amount of money

[BlueFlameSkulls]

At 9/13/09 12:22 PM, Gagsy wrote: Doing what there exactly?

dunnolol

I've got a list of employers of people are interested in hiring me. This is just one.

Probably doing something with computers.

At 9/13/09 12:25 PM, ArthurGhostIy wrote: Isn't a silly rule of the BBC that you can't use another alias for things? I could be wrong - I forget where or who exactly that gem of wisdom comes from.

Are you going to have to drop 'BlueFlameSkulls'?

I've never heard about that. Unless I'm on the telly (unlikely) I won't have to drop internet alias's.

[Otto]

If there's anything with David Mitchell in it, get him to write an autograph to "Otto", mail it to me and I'll mail you money.

[Gagsy]

At 9/13/09 12:24 PM, citricsquid wrote: they let looneys in?

You know how it is, these big profile places need to get in a certain amount of weirdos to keep everything politically correct in the office D;

[citricsquid]

@bfs: job centre dealy? Probably cleaning ;D

At 9/13/09 12:43 PM, Gagsy wrote: You know how it is, these big profile places need to get in a certain amount of weirdos to keep everything politically correct in the office D;

I would love so much if that was the case.

[ChocEliteBar]

Shit, I forgot why I clicked on this thread.

Sounds like fun I suppose, though I think you could do better.

[BlueFlameSkulls]

At 9/13/09 01:20 PM, citricsquid wrote: @bfs: job centre dealy? Probably cleaning ;D

Something to do with the digital switchover.

I was told it was something to do with computers, I'm expecting more info next week. Then I can decide whether I want to go ahead with it.

[citricsquid]

At 9/13/09 01:25 PM, BlueFlameSkulls wrote: I was told it was something to do with computers, I'm expecting more info next week. Then I can decide whether I want to go ahead with it.

Sounds like data entry to me. They'll probably want you to be sending out letters/emails to people reminding them, or something similar.

or you'll get to be the stig.

[Fim]

If you're in manchester hit me up and we could have a cup of coffee and maybe later sexes? ::Dllol

[citricsquid]

At 9/13/09 01:38 PM, Fim wrote: If you're in manchester hit me up and we could have a cup of coffee and maybe later sexes? ::Dllol

dirty bender

[BlueFlameSkulls]

At 9/13/09 01:37 PM, citricsquid wrote: Sounds like data entry to me. They'll probably want you to be sending out letters/emails to people reminding them, or something similar.

Fuck I didn't think of that.

I may add this isn't a paid job. It's volunteer because I'm stuck in a catch 22 where I need experience to get a job but I need a job to get experience. I'll see what kind of job it is when I hear more.

[valium9]

At 9/13/09 12:20 PM, BlueFlameSkulls wrote:

At 9/12/09 10:07 PM, JKMonkey wrote: Get them to get rid of BBC America, seriously, nobody watches it.

Yeah I heard that instead of the best stuff you Americans get Cash in the Attic.

Damn right the Americans shouldn't benefit from british governement funded tv!

[dogpup4]

Tell them to re-run the classic series of Doctor Who and air the Doctor Who specials earlier, otherwise you piss in their coffee. Oh, and maybe re-run Red Dwarf too. AND GET ME DAVID TENNANT'S GOD DAMNED AUTOGRAPH FFS I WANT IT

[Gagsy]

At 9/13/09 01:37 PM, citricsquid wrote:

At 9/13/09 01:25 PM, BlueFlameSkulls wrote: I was told it was something to do with computers, I'm expecting more info next week. Then I can decide whether I want to go ahead with it.

Sounds like data entry to me. They'll probably want you to be sending out letters/emails to people reminding them, or something similar.

or you'll get to be the stig.

"Dear Mr Fiddler, it has been brought to our attention that you haven't renewed your tv license. Please send payment with return envelope."

[citricsquid]

At 9/13/09 01:47 PM, BlueFlameSkulls wrote: I may add this isn't a paid job. It's volunteer because I'm stuck in a catch 22 where I need experience to get a job but I need a job to get experience. I'll see what kind of job it is when I hear more.

you can volunteer as my shop bitch. I need someone to buy my lemonade for me.