How do you get a girl to like you?

[BullCut]

any tips?

btw, I'm 15 and in Grade 11 so don't assume I'm under 13 (cough) Meepster

[AngryBanana]

Suck her dick.

[CompleteDouche]

Don't go on NG
Don't talk about Anime in Public
Don't look like a stupid grease-hair retard

[HighWayStar365]

Don't be shy. Grow a pair and just make casual conversation. It's not like you'll contract a life-threatening disease from talking to a girl.

[Gein]

Talk to them.

[JKMonkey]

Dress like The Fonz and she'll be sure to suck your dick.

AAAYYYEEEE

[LBRocker]

Uhhh, I don't know, maybe fucking talk to them or something.

[SaltshakerClock]

It's called talking.

You should do it sometime.

[tweekee]

Woah man, I would be carefull posting something liek this on NG, you might make

25% of NG members heads explode
40% say stupid shit and think they're funny
30% call you a little bitch or brag
4% provide usefull advice
1% tell you asking this is dangerous.

I'm that 1%.

[wreckages]

if you have to ask an internet forum how to talk to girls, just give up now or change your entire attitude towards everything.

girls need confidence in men.

[HighWayStar365]

At 9/12/09 08:33 PM, tweekee wrote: 4% provide usefull advice
1% tell you asking this is dangerous.

You got those mixed up :P

[tweekee]

At 9/12/09 08:35 PM, HighWayStar365 wrote:

At 9/12/09 08:33 PM, tweekee wrote: 4% provide usefull advice
1% tell you asking this is dangerous.

You got those mixed up :P

wait so it's
4% tell you asking this is dangerous
1% provide usefull advice.

That seems pretty logical.

[supersatan3]

I agree, just talk to her as much as possible without being annoying. When it comes to girls, it is all about balance. Be confident, not shy, or arrogant. Be caring, not clingy, or indifferent. If all else fails, take tips from This Guy

[ThePhantomGamer]

Just be yoirsef. You'll bound to find someone.

[Jake]

Grow a big dick if you don't have one already. Viagra, natural growth, I don't care what it takes, just do it. Whip down your pants and show her your monster while you're asking her out and she won't be able to say no.

[Lost-Chances]

I just fucking kill myself. It sure fucking impressed the living fuck out of my ex who I fucking met in hospital.

[Yukin]

Ask something like this on yahoo answers, I see shit like that on that dumb website all the time

[SeanJon10]

be urself if she like s you she does, you can't make her.
Look into her eyes when you talk to her.comment on ho bea w nice seh looks
don't be a tool
don't make secsually refrences
and just be nice don't be pushy go at her pace

[compl33tbull]

don't be pathetic enough to ask for help on ng. try actually interacting with her and putting yourself out there. don't act like a dick, but act confident. and yea, the lack of anime and nerd-talk would help, unless shes into that stuff to

[kiljoy96]

No tips, really. If they like you, then cool. If they don't, then they don't. Don't try really hard to get someone.

[NGReviewEater]

At 9/12/09 08:26 PM, BullCut wrote: any tips?

Impress them somehow.

I didn't even try to look for a girl and after some of them seeing me defeat a lot of people in chess, I got a lot of them all over my head. In fact, since I wasn't playing to impress girls, I discarded all of them (ignored them all) because of all the trouble and bullshit that can possibly happen in the future.

So impress them in some strange way. That's a big stride forward. Make sure you don't impress them in some stupid or retarded way.

[SohlTofang]

Try to impress her, make her laugh or something.
Make sure you look nice.
And most of all make sure that if you're going to be with her that you two have something in common. :D

Have FUN and remember, rejection is perfectly normal and you lose nothing.

[Grind29]

At 9/12/09 08:27 PM, AngryBanana wrote: Suck her dick.

I was litterally thinking that before I saw that!!!!!!!!!!

[FurryOwlet]

Compliment her, then find something she likes a lot and talk to her about it.
She'll love you.

[B4gle]

15 and in grade 11? Okay, well you lied about your age but anyway ..

Just talk to her. If you haven't met her yet introduce yourself to her and say hi to her when you see her. Get to know her and compliment her when she looks nice. Don't treat her too nicely and don't make fun of her too much.

Remember, talking to a girl is not that much different from talking to a guy. Think ; if you were a girl, what would be the type of guy that you would go for?

[NG-NoName]

Kill yourself. It's the only way

[Lieven]

The key is listening to the crap they tell you and showing you remember that by bringing it up later so she can ramble about it again.

or just go gay

[RandomExploit]

Don't go on Newgrounds, and more importantly, don't ask on Newgrounds.

At 9/12/09 08:33 PM, tweekee wrote: 25% of NG members heads explode

What the fuck are you talking ab-

[aSquared94]

You don't. Either she likes you or she doesn't, if she does great, if she doesn't deal with it. If you don't know, ask her.....

[milinko959]

Cut off your ear and send it to her in a box.