TOP TEN THINGS I HATE:
10) Kanye West.... Every single one of his songs is just a "remixed" version of a song that was really cool and/or popular a long time ago. He has no talent.... and is also very ignorant. He also likes fishsticks.
9) People who talk shit on the internets... Nothing quite like someone threatening to punch their USB port just hard enough that their fist might actually traverse the web and come out of my monitor and hit me in the face.
8) Conservation Biology. If a species cannot survive without special attention, it should be forced to adapt, evolve, migrate, or perish. If not, it will always require special attention. New species that should come into existence (ones which can coexist with man) are never created, and species (ones which cannot coexist with man) are never allowed to perish, all due to man's protective stupidity. Continuing to follow this beaten path, as civilizations flourish and expand, will eventually result in the domestication of all animals on the planet, and nature, as we know it, will cease to exist.
7) Crybabies. I don't want to hear about how much better than you I am again.... I was there when I embarrassed you the first time.
6) People who can't drive. If we can put a handicapped logo on some license plates to warn other drivers..... why not make a "dumb bitch on a cell-phone" plate as well. Or a "black guy with really dark window tints and his seat reclined all the way" one?
5) People who are "book smart" but are dumber than fucking dirt. My ex gf got straight A's.... but she couldn't hold an intelligent conversation if her life depended on it.
4) People who praise Obama. He hasn't done shit.... why are you all over his dick?
3) People who believe in religion over Natural Selection. I pose one obstacle that has never been tackled... Just use dinosaurs and God in the same sentence.
2) People who talk really loud in their bluetooth headsets.... and u don't know they're wearing one until you ask them... "What?" like 7 times.
1)Those fucking invisible spiderweb things that you walk into and cant see or get them off once they are on you. Like.... wtf spider.... you cant catch peoples lol.