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Posted at: 9/12/09 09:29 PM

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At 9/12/09 04:02 PM, GOTHCLAWZ wrote: That's because you're a little man.

You posted your girlfriend's tits on your userpage, and they looked gross.

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At 9/12/09 09:27 PM, lukenhiumur wrote: lol your life sucks

I accidently jizzed on the girl when I opened up my zipper. She got angry.

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Posted at: 9/12/09 10:04 PM

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smmin like that happened at ma school: in my tutor, there is a midget (no offence georgie!) and there was a new girl in school, and i am being nasty but swear to god she was in everyway a man! george fell over and was under her skirt! he got sent home! thats like a death penalty, but i couldny stop laughing!!!!!!


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Posted at: 9/12/09 11:05 PM

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At 9/12/09 10:04 PM, mrshaw64 wrote: smmin like that happened at ma school: in my tutor, there is a midget (no offence georgie!) and there was a new girl in school, and i am being nasty but swear to god she was in everyway a man! george fell over and was under her skirt! he got sent home! thats like a death penalty, but i couldny stop laughing!!!!!!

Woah man. Cool story and all but you have to be carefull posting like that to a grammer Nazi like me.

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Posted at: 9/12/09 11:53 PM

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Dude, i know what you mean. One time a girl walked past wearing a mini-skirt, and I CAME BUCKETS

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Posted at: 9/13/09 06:15 AM

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Both of them?

Hell. Yeah.

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Posted at: 9/13/09 07:08 AM

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At 9/12/09 08:40 PM, Gortag wrote: you're penis is small

lol grammer fail.

The first story was bad, the second story made me laugh.

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Posted at: 9/13/09 07:10 AM

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C'mon man, you should have gone for it!

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Posted at: 9/13/09 07:24 AM

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sounds like puberty to me

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Posted at: 9/13/09 07:39 AM

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I went to the bus and as it braked I jizzed in my pants and of course the hot girl in the front seat made me jizz in my pants . Sta down in my seat and I jizzed in my pants - noticed the tit graffiti on the seat in front, so I jizzed in my pants . The next passenger on the bus was so hot she made me jizzed in my pants - my watch went off right after that and I jizzed in my pants . Heard a strapon-orgy at the back of the bus and jizzed in my pants - accessed a site on my phone and jizzed in my pants . Noticed the bus driver was female and jizzed in my pants . All before I got to school.

Alternative ending: Went through all of this and didn't jizz until I got home and actually wanked off.

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