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A tissue. Duh.

But occasionally I will give my brother a high-five afterwards. Just to be a douche.

At 9/12/09 12:33 PM, agustana wrote: Maybe you're the type of person who wants your masturbation germs all around your house. Maybe you get turned on by bating and then touching every possible thing you can. Hey mom, want a hug? Dad, high five?

lol^

Maybe you get off in your computer chair and then continue clicking that mouse button, pretending as if nothing happened.

yes^

I touch the mouse

I don't jack off.

At 9/13/09 11:40 AM, DanBomer wrote: I don't jack off.

This is blasphemy !

yeah. some of my keyboard keys are still a bit sticky and kinda stick to each other.

I lick my hands.

A napkin.

I forget if you're ugly

either way, we don't have weird fucking crust that starts forming after we touch ourselves, we just need a cumbucket, whatever it may be and all the gross shit is gone.

Why you wanna know you dirty little whore, you wanna be my new cum dumpster or somethin? My big throbbing black cock is too much for a little white girl.

When I bate though I just let my man juices fly free. I'm not gonna ruin the moment by putting some tissue over my junk. Then I just deal with the mess afterwards, usually with the closest used sock on the floor. I'll also jizz in my ex-girlfriends panties on occasion, they're getting a little stiff now though.

I only wash my hands in hospitals or places that require being sterile. Honestly, I never, ever get ill, because I've never bothered to be totally hygenic. I have a brilliant immune system built up, awwwight. I'm not pampered.

At 9/12/09 12:36 PM, Tramps wrote: The lightswitch and go to sleep.

Right hurr.

At 9/13/09 12:57 PM, Leo625 wrote: My big throbbing black cock is too much for a little white girl.

Well then.

At 9/13/09 12:53 PM, BonusStage wrote: I forget if you're ugly

your girlfriend and I use to be real tight. then you guys broke up. then you guys got back together.

uhh ... i dont do that alot but ... if i did id wash my hands right away lol

I've thought about it... it's just that I don't really care. I clean my equipment regularly enough that it's not too important.

I can't remember, brb.

I pick my nose right after, everytime. it gives me the best thrill of my life, each time. you may judge me all you want, but until you try it, you don't know what you are missing.

Aww man! That is digusting!

I touch my face.

At 9/15/09 05:46 AM, Gagsy wrote: I touch my face.

Gagsy you sick woman, get off the internet and sit in a corner and think of what you've just said.

Autofellatio all the way bro, no dirty hands.

At 9/13/09 11:50 AM, HyperGumba wrote:

At 9/13/09 11:40 AM, DanBomer wrote: I don't jack off.

This is blasphemy !

Double blasphemy! I don't do it either 'O'.