Woman finds and rapes long-lost son

[MonkeyV]

Michigan police say a 35-year-old mother used the Internet to track down the son she gave up for adoption a decade ago, seducing and raping the teenage boy when she found him after an online search.

You can't make that shit up.

[DragonFyre9]

Okay she didn't rape him she seduced him. It was totally cool if he didn't know that it was his mom.

[Advent-Sinner]

"Our first reaction to hearing about something like this is that this is every man's nightmare."

Many a porn video would disagree.

[Crashman]

Wow, truly gross.

Too bad she's kinda hot. Shit if she wanted some, I'm way over due. Two months is too long for me

[FatJoe214]

I wish she raped me.

[ForkStorm]

We can't make that shit up.

[Presidentjlh]

That is one of the biggest changes in a story I've ever seen. It goes from a happy reunion between family members to an incestuous rape case.

The. Fuck.

[kamelona]

It's like "ohh my long lost son!' "mom!" "whip it out" "wut?"

[Bongun]

If this is how their reunion went, I'd hate to see how the whole family takes to him.

[FatJoe214]

At 9/12/09 02:11 AM, Presidentjlh wrote: That is one of the biggest changes in a story I've ever seen. It goes from a happy reunion between family members to an incestuous rape case.

The. Fuck.

Damn you M Night Shamalan! Damn you and your twists in the plot line!

[Presidentjlh]

At 9/12/09 02:15 AM, Bongun wrote: If this is how their reunion went, I'd hate to see how the whole family takes to him.

An excellent, excellent post. I laughed heartedly.

[Samen]

At 9/12/09 01:57 AM, MonkeyV wrote: Michigan police say a 35-year-old mother used the Internet to track down the son she gave up for adoption a decade ago, seducing and raping the teenage boy when she found him after an online search.

You can't make that shit up.

Good lord Monkey, I had forgotten why I love your Nevadan ass so much, this is hilarious.
I'm assuming that they're referring to statutory rape here, not actual forced intercourse, though.

[BetaOrionis]

Goddamn. It would take a 747 to topple the boner I got reading this.

[someone-else]

Seriously? That's fucking gross.

[WhaleSnail]

At 9/12/09 02:15 AM, Bongun wrote: If this is how their reunion went, I'd hate to see how the whole family takes to him.

Jesus christ. That kid is FUCKED!

[NumbahPlate]

thats totally normal :/

[John12346]

Maybe it was her way of saying hello.

[Skwurll]

Introducing, the M.M.I.L.F

My mother I'd like to fuck.

[FatJoe214]

At 9/12/09 03:12 AM, John12346 wrote: Maybe it was her way of saying hello.

Imagine her way of saying goodbye.

[FBIpolux]

I would've let her rape me...

[NeverHundred]

This is a big reason for why I'm pro-choice. Some people should not have children. And even if they do put those children up for adoption, they will still find them in order to molest them. If abortion is such a horrible thing to consider, than if a person is actually willing to kill there unborn child... than what's stopping them from killing the child after it's born.

Same thing right?

[ForkStorm]

At 9/12/09 03:35 AM, NeverHundred wrote: than what's stopping them from killing the child after it's born.

Same thing right?

Its a lot fucking harder when the child is hugging on you for comfort and support. Lovin gly calling you Mama or Dada. That would just be fucking sick.

[NeverHundred]

At 9/12/09 03:40 AM, ForkStorm wrote:

At 9/12/09 03:35 AM, NeverHundred wrote: than what's stopping them from killing the child after it's born.

Same thing right?

Its a lot fucking harder when the child is hugging on you for comfort and support. Lovin gly calling you Mama or Dada. That would just be fucking sick.

Tell that to many of the parents who decide to start a nice warm bubble bath for their child/ren... than hold there heads beneath the water until long after the body stops moving. Ah... family bonding, isn't it just delightful!

[Snake-Arsenic]

At 9/12/09 01:59 AM, DragonFyre9 wrote: Okay she didn't rape him she seduced him. It was totally cool if he didn't know that it was his mom.

Statutory rape is still rape according to law. I feel strangely indifferent to this story, I'm not exactly sure why but it might have something to do with a lot of species often fuck their parents and humans would probably have fucked their parents when we were on the verge of extinction.

[WeirdJamFace]

I heard that a women can't actually rape someone.
The reason being is th- nothing.....

[boloneyman]

Maybe that is what she is into? She went through the trouble of giving him up for adoption, waiting ten years, then finding him and raping him because in her mind the rush of it all is totally worth the effort.

This reminds me SO MUCH of Oedipus.

[Luxury-Yacht]

"Our first reaction to hearing about something like this is that this is every man's nightmare. It's an abomination," he told MyFOXDetroit.

"I'm at a loss for words because it's something that we consider to be so out of the normal, so prohibited in every culture that it unnerves every man just to think about it."

These doctors are fucking TERRIFIED of pussy, I can tell you that right now.

Seriously, they're talking about this shit like they know what's what. All I know is that this kid got laid, and I can't say the same for these eunuch doctor bitches. Man up.

[Funzo123]

That's fucked up, what a poor, poor boy.

Not that attractive either..

[TheShrike]

At 9/12/09 01:57 AM, MonkeyV wrote: Michigan police say a 35-year-old mother used the Internet to track down the son she gave up for adoption a decade ago, seducing and raping the teenage boy when she found him after an online search.

You can't make that shit up.

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FTA:
"Our first reaction to hearing about something like this is that this is every man's nightmare. It's an abomination," he told MyFOXDetroit.

You just know he's thinking "omg i gotta make sure <screen name> isnt my daughter. ohshitoshitoshit"

lol

[NeverHundred]

At 9/12/09 04:07 AM, Luxury-Yacht wrote: These doctors are fucking TERRIFIED of pussy, I can tell you that right now.

Did it mention that they were interviewed at a star trek convention?