Title pretty much explains it but to help you out even further, let me explain what we're doing here.
As most of you know the site craigslist.org offers an array of free listings for anything you can think of. Apartment rentals, moving companies, dog-sitters, and even match-making. But what if none of that concerns you? What if all you have is a stark erection and some extra cash? Well; Craigslist also offers an "Adult Services" section where you can find various ladies (even trannies) who are willing to do a lot of things your girlfriend is too afraid to try, all with the convenience of not annoying you with useless conversation and getting the fuck out of your house afterwards.
Now of course prostitution is 100% illegal except in most of Nevada and indoors in Rhode Island. However these are not prostitutes; they are escorts. These "providers" are simply searching for generous "hobbyists" who offer "roses" in exchange for time spent together, because there is no law against charging someone to spend time with you. Whatever you do during that time is between 2 consenting adults.
So Newgrounds, what we're doing here is finding what you would determine to be the best hooker on your area's craiglist site. Of course some areas are only limited to a state or a region and aren't city specific, but still try to find one close to you.
HERE'S WHAT WE AREN'T DOING BECAUSE IT'S TOTALLY AGAINST THE RULES
1) Prank calling
2) NSFW pictures
3) Posting "HEY I'M ACTUALLY GONNA FUCK THIS 1 CHICK GUYS PLZ DON'T CALL THE COPS!"
Easiest thing to do is just post the link to the ad and explain why they caught your attention.
*bonus points though if you find someone who you know from past or present*
INSTRUCTIONS
1) www.craigslist.org
2) Select your area
3) In the 2nd column towards the bottom is a section called "Services." In there is the section labeled "Adult."
4) Click the W4M section. I guess this technically is optional but if you're looking for a gay dude or TS go for it.
5) Find the funniest, weirdest, or maybe even best looking one and write why you picked them.
*note - obviously a lot of these ads are probably using fake pictures so you probably shouldn't think that someone who could make it as a supermodel is sucking dick for $50 near you*
My pick is Alisha. I really enjoy her contrasting font colors, her very vivid description of herself ("Im a very interesting young lady"), and that she assists you in ensuring you're not a cop by letting you know to dial *82 on your phone first. Plus she can either drive to your house, or you come to her house...... or unlocked motel room that she squats in. Plus she has that look that you would be proud to bring her home for the family thanksgiving dinner and tell mom and dad, "I put it in her butt."
