Dark Floors

[Captain]

I just got through watching the movie Dark Floors, a somewhat low budget horror film. It's not often that I laugh so much watching a horror film, but let me just tell you straight away that this movie has EVERYTHING.

Here is a list of the "monsters" that are antagonizing the main characters throughout the movie in order of appearence.

Scooby-doo type Ghost
Monster that looks like the Predator wearing a leather jacket
An undead Pharaoh (complete with sand!)
Zombies
Mexican Satan (shows up in the last 10 minutes of the movie)

Now what makes this movie great, is that the special effects aren't really all too horrible, they're rather well done as far as a lower budget movie goes, decent use of CGI (except for the ghost which looked horrible).

Has anyone else seen this clusterfuck of a movie? If you haven't I really suggest getting a bunch of friends and going to see it now.

Did I mention there were time paradox's?

[urbn]

Thank you for giving me something to do tonight.

[Lichtenstein]

I must see this film when/if a dvd is out.

[Chocomilk]

That predator look-a-like looks like my wife.

[BrokenPaw]

I may if I can find the time and the money to go see it.

[DrClay]

I don't like CGI, its used to much. Go back to puppets and camera tricks

[urbn]

At 9/11/09 06:25 PM, Chocomilk wrote: That predator look-a-like looks like my wife.

Totally hawt.

[therealanimator]

...need..to see movie..NOW

[Captain]

At 9/11/09 06:24 PM, Lichtenstein wrote: I must see this film when/if a dvd is out.

Movies been out on dvd for like a year, I rented it at a Family Video for a dollar. Nobody has an excuse not to see this.

[Captain]

At 9/11/09 06:39 PM, Sanjay wrote:

:'Bloody Murder'

I've seen that, and it is indeed much much MUCH worse that this movie, but nowhere near as absurd.

[WritersBlock]

At 9/11/09 06:22 PM, Captain-Ben wrote:

Did I mention there were time paradox's?

I'm going to assume you're an alternate dimension Captain-Ben from a parallel universe that somehow got skewed into this one by watching the movie?

If I've got nothing better to do and I find myself briwsing the DVD store for something to watch, I'll keep this in mind.

[Timmy]

A really terrible horror movie is better than half of the new "comedies" that are around these days, unfortunately.

I might check your recommendation out one late night.

[EvilJesus]

I'm a sucker for time shenanigans so if I have the chance to see this, I will.

[ZagmenO]

A zombie gorilla with a gold chain? I am seeing this!

[Captain]

Movie just got 100% cooler, apparently all the monsters in the movie are members of a finnish rock band called Lordi.

awesome

[AJ]

At 9/11/09 08:30 PM, Captain-Ben wrote: Movie just got 100% cooler, apparently all the monsters in the movie are members of a finnish rock band called Lordi.

awesome

*quits photoshop* FUCK YOU BEN!!

[Captain]

At 9/11/09 08:33 PM, michelinman wrote: *quits photoshop* FUCK YOU BEN!!

Why are you quitting photoshop? That's a picture from the bands website, it's slightly doctored, but that's what they actually look like when they perform.

[Boxxy]

At 9/11/09 06:22 PM, Captain-Ben wrote: a somewhat low budget horror film.

And apparently, it's the most expensive finnish horror film to be produced.

[TehSlapHappy]

I thought this topic was about dark tinted tile floors. :(

[LocoJoe]

At 9/11/09 06:22 PM, Captain-Ben wrote: Mexican Satan (shows up in the last 10 minutes of the movie)

Hmm mexican satan.

If you eat the taco you will have given your soul to me gringo!

[l33tHaxxor]

At 9/11/09 06:22 PM, Captain-Ben wrote: Mexican Satan

That would be a funny thing to see.

[NumbahPlate]

lol mexican satan

me llamo mue mue caliente

[SatanHam]

ill lurk foar it.
looks promising.