You'd be an overemotional little Drama Llama who has to deal with blood coming out of her every month and breasts the size of watermelons.
Also, if you were to get pregnant, you would have to experience pain BEYOND your imagination when you finally go into labor. During the nine months, however, you're going to be 10X more emotional than ever and you're going to develop thoughts of suicide every now and then.
Isn't life of a woman great?