Weirdest Food Ever?

[zoke]

Mmkay. So today, at the pregame meal, we were having food catered from a place called Zaxby's. The food was okay, but that's not the point. Anyways, I was given some salad, and got some honey mustard dressing to go along with it. Then, the next person in the serving line was like "Have some fruit!" and plopped a few pineapple slices on top of my salad. After I put honey mustard on it. I thought "What the hell, lady? You just screwed up my food!" Anyways, when I got to my table, looking at my salad with honey mustard and pineapple, I thought, "What the hell" and scooped up a honey-mustard-covered piece of pineapple. And it tasted delicious.

So, Newgrunts, what is the weirdest food (or food combo like mine) that you have ever put down your throat? (Besides dick) How did it taste? (Or semen) Where did you get it? (Seriously, easy on the cock jokes.)

[theshadowwolf]

Ahem

Rocky mountain oysters.

[FluffyAxe]

Chocolate penis.

[AlphaCentauri]

Zaxby's, huh.

Scoff

What a shit fast food chain.

Anyways, The subject of chicken fast food restaurants has me thinking of Chic-fil-a, and their Chic-fil-a sauce. You put that stuff on your pizza, and your in for a good time.

[Psychopathic-Mind]

I once made a grilled cheese sandwich and cooked some hot dogs. I then cut the hot dogs into thin slices, opened the grilled cheese, and put them inside. Why? Because I could.

[Proottalfain]

Your mom.

Eating human beings is seriously fucked up.

[zoke]

At 9/10/09 09:55 PM, AlphaCentauri wrote: Anyways, The subject of chicken fast food restaurants has me thinking of Chic-fil-a, and their Chic-fil-a sauce. You put that stuff on your pizza, and your in for a good time.

Believe it or not, I just tried that sauce about a week of 2 ago. I have gone there for 10 years, and I just went w/ honey mustard (surprisingly) every time. I switched to their sauce, which is like honey mustard on steroids.

[JKMonkey]

Semen covered penis flakes.

[EvilJesus]

Dragon fruit, it's rather sexy.

[norcemastero]

in Norway I saw buried pickled whale, W T F?

[Gergaloth]

Medium eggs on chicken and shrimp flavored ramen, Champions meal!

[tweekee]

Chocolate rain. It doesn't taste as good as might think it would.

[TheTrooper5]

Skittles...

They're just not right

[SohlTofang]

If I had money, I'd get someone to make a cake of a dead hooker so I could eat it.

[TOEZ]

Sushi the old fashioned way. Rice and what looks like Ice Cream wrapped around seaweed. Fuck.

[Slain]

I saw a cucumber that looked like a dick...

[Violent-Jay]

Hered food for you!

[Legionnaire-X]

At 9/10/09 11:16 PM, Violent-Jay wrote: Hered food for you!

I'm on a diet but GOD DAMN that look's so tempting.

[generalwinter]

Scrambled eggs covered in syrup and orange juice.

[yurgenburgen]

Jam and cheese sandwich. It sounds horrible but is fantastic.

[DELUCA2400]

At 9/10/09 09:53 PM, theshadowwolf wrote:

Ahem

Rocky mountain oysters.

Aren't those bull's testicles?

The weirdest food I've ever eaten were pigs feet.

[FunkySoup]

Gross enought for ya?

Smalahove

[WhaleSnail]

cat cake. With a side dish of smoking hot laxatives!

[VladimirJFaust]

The weirdest food I have ever eatin was a concoction I made my own self: Peanut Butter and Tuna w/Mayonnaise sandwiches. That may sound gross, but I guarantee it is damn good.