When I was 16, I chased my schoolmates is the classroom for fun. But I tripped over and my face planted into the goddamn blackboard. My glasses were seriously broken, but fortunately, God protected my eyes from being stabbed by the broken glasses, I just only broke my fucking nose.
Guys, have you ever injured from faceplants?
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At 9/10/09 08:44 AM, T-850 wrote: When I was 16, I chased my schoolmates is the classroom for fun. But I tripped over and my face planted into the goddamn blackboard. My glasses were seriously broken, but fortunately, God protected my eyes from being stabbed by the broken glasses, I just only broke my fucking nose.
Guys, have you ever injured from faceplants?
You should try doing "Da Mullen Splat."
Its a derivative of the belly flop. Basically, you jump off the diving board into a pool arms and legs extended in to Star postion and just hit the water front first. It... Is... AWESOME!
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no but i always like watching skateboaring videos where ppl face plant...or hit their nuts on a rail lmao
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I don't actually think i faceplanted anything..
yet...
At 9/10/09 11:21 AM, Figter wrote: I don't actually think i faceplanted anything..
yet...
Same with me.
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chasing schoolmates around teh classroom is something you do at 10 or 11 so it kinda serves you right. anyways, PWNED.
Well, I fell off a tree when I was younger and landed on my face. The very next day I fell off a swing and landed on my face again.
The best part was that we had our school pictures taken the same day so my face was all scabby.
I dislocated my shoulder when i was 12 by falling off a two-story building. My shoulder was on my chest. not fun.
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At 9/10/09 08:44 AM, T-850 wrote: My glasses were seriously broken, but fortunately, God protected my eyes from being stabbed by the broken glasses
i highly doubt God helped you that day -_-"
I just only broke my fucking nose.
and this sentence is a semi-mindfuck
At 9/10/09 03:08 PM, HyperGumba wrote: At sports when I was in the 3rd grade or something,I ran and looked back. When I looked in front again I faceplanted a brick wall. I lost 2,5 teeth because of this accident.
Same thing happened to me except i hit my head and cracked the back of my skull, bruised my brain, and if you put your fist agaisnt your fore head you'll know how bug the knot was...
At 9/10/09 01:14 PM, Decland wrote: chasing schoolmates around teh classroom is something you do at 10 or 11 so it kinda serves you right. anyways, PWNED.
Fuck you, asshole.
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At 9/10/09 11:19 AM, RollLip wrote: i walked into a glass door, thank god no one saw me
You're so lucky.
The Art of Fighting is without fighting.
I've never broken any bones EVER.
Yet.
...Maybe I should go out more...
I've never had a proper faceplant thank god. They look... Painful.
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No, I make sure to reach out my hand. Handplants aren't too bad. I don't even think they have a widely established name for them. If I just made one, then be sure to give me credit!
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I once rolled down a 45 degree hill with my arms and legs in a giant traffic cones. Backwards.
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At 9/11/09 01:21 PM, OMGx wrote: I once rolled down a 45 degree hill with my arms and legs in a giant traffic cones. Backwards.
Wait, if it was backwards how could it have been a faceplant? It must've been a backofheadplant which I wouldn't think is as bad.
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At 9/10/09 11:18 AM, StCyril wrote: You should try doing "Da Mullen Splat."
Its a derivative of the belly flop. Basically, you jump off the diving board into a pool arms and legs extended in to Star postion and just hit the water front first. It... Is... AWESOME!
That reminded me of that video of the guy who got his face smashed in half.
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At 9/10/09 08:44 AM, T-850 wrote: When I was 16, I chased my schoolmates is the classroom for fun.
This is where I stopped reading.
I do a faceplant onto my hand whenever you say something.
This thread is boring.
It is now about eggplants.
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At 9/12/09 12:07 PM, TieSeiT wrote:At 9/10/09 08:44 AM, T-850 wrote: When I was 16, I chased my schoolmates is the classroom for fun.This is where I stopped reading.
Yeah, I agree.
Why were you 16, and chasing your schoolmates in the classroom for fun?
Oh? because you weren't actually 16? ahh i get it now.
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