So it's finally here Newgrounds. The days of summer are coming to an end and soon that same time of year comes around like clock work. The days of staying up all night and sleeping in until noon are being traded for breakfast and attendance. Yes it's almost time to venture back into the hallways of yesterday; 1 year older and wiser for most of Newgrounds as they prepare to go back to school.
Well while you little shits are packing your bags and finishing your homework, I'm laughing at you little punks. Have fun making sense of why you're being subjected to 8 mandatory hours of prepared lectures concerning information you've already deemed useless, since you are all-knowing and above this. But fuck; you're still in school, and the teacher is still talking, and that girl you really like that sits in front of you still doesn't acknowledge your existence, and your best friend next to you is planing on telling you that he needs to bail out on your plans to go to your place afterschool and play some Rock Band (because the girl in front of you is fucking his brains out later). You look at the clock and realize that you're about 4 hours away from your government rationed means of sustenance consisting of a basic starch, expired skim milk, and some form of meat deemed suitable for prisoners and carnivorous animals at zoos.
Oh but first; you have that one class with the teacher that you do like. He's the one that doesn't seem like he belongs in such a staged environment placed in charge of innocent adolescent minds that are susceptible to believing the first credible opinion that's forced upon them. He spends the majority of his class talking politics with people who cannot vote and most likely will not once they become of age, but it's fine since he doesn't either. Since he bikes into work everyday he's found that as long as he assumes that his actions are beneficial to the survival of the human race, he does not need to involve himself in the affair of others, but will always hold a prophetic opinion of any subject matter. Of course you easily relate to him because you are viewing yourself 20 years into the future. You are hopeless to accept your fate but happy enough because soon you'll have students to corrupt with your theoretically viable view of the world.
Well while you enjoy that I'll be here waiting to hear how your day went. Oh I hope you don't mind but I can't find my pants. I threw them off around the time I got home from work around 9AM and I'm way too tasked to find them now.
