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Posted at: 9/9/09 11:09 PM
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Not to twitter tmi, but I took a massive crap a few hours ago and now my anus won't stop burning.
Any ideas that are completely aren't fucking retarded and seriously helpful?
sorry for being a bitch about it, but imagine your anus burning, who would you talk to!?
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Posted at: 9/9/09 11:10 PM
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Chap Stick?
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Posted at: 9/9/09 11:11 PM
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My child, let it pass, the pain shall soon go away.
Either that or have a cold shower, i assume that the cold would cause the skin around it to contract, and the cold could sooth it?
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Posted at: 9/9/09 11:12 PM
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This occasionally happens to me, as well. I think I shall consult this thread in the morning to see what NG comes up with.
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Posted at: 9/9/09 11:14 PM
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maybe a cock can help that...?
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Posted at: 9/9/09 11:16 PM
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Take some pills.
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Posted at: 9/9/09 11:17 PM
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I suggest either sitting on an ice pack, or sleeping it off. Jst be sure to sleep on your stomach tonight.
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Posted at: 9/9/09 11:18 PM
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It usually just goes away after a little while x_x
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Posted at: 9/9/09 11:19 PM
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I ate a whole pack of big red gum and it burned to shit for like 3 days.
Screaming was heard.
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An enema.
At 9/9/09 11:17 PM, boloneyman wrote: I suggest either sitting on an ice pack, or sleeping it off. Jst be sure to sleep on your stomach tonight.
I cant sleep, that be the problem. It feels like prison when I lay down and a butt tapping sensation attacks my ass.
Posted at: 9/9/09 11:24 PM
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Vasoline?
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Posted at: 9/9/09 11:27 PM
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Ice. Either that or just wait.
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Posted at: 9/9/09 11:28 PM
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Ok I will be serious, has this ever happened before?
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Posted at: 9/9/09 11:29 PM
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Hot Candle Wax. It will burn at first, but it quickly cools off. Once it hardens, it should sooth the pain in your rectum. After the pain goes away, use your finger to remove the wax.
Posted at: 9/9/09 11:33 PM
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At 9/9/09 11:19 PM, tweekee wrote: I ate a whole pack of big red gum and cocks got stuck in my ass for like 3 days. Screaming was heard.
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Posted at: 9/9/09 11:34 PM
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I didn't want to know that.
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Posted at: 9/9/09 11:41 PM
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on a related note, if your butthole stinks, spray axe on it.
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Posted at: 9/9/09 11:43 PM
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At 9/9/09 11:10 PM, Drildo wrote: Chap Stick?
Ignore that. Try Preparation H.
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Posted at: 9/10/09 12:59 AM
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Diaper rash cream, it works for infants, it should work for you.
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Posted at: 9/10/09 01:00 AM
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Grab an IcyHot patch and wedge it in?
Just a suggestion.
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Posted at: 9/10/09 01:03 AM
At 9/9/09 11:41 PM, ChaDMcBaDD wrote: on a related note, if your butthole stinks, spray axe on it.
We did this to a guy before Football (American) practice.
Apparently it burned because he screamed like a bitch. Probably thought he was going to get gang raped as well.
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sit down, it gets so numb it stops hurting
although that does seem like a very backwards solution
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