Most epic way to leave NG

[killaboy69]

Post what somebone else has done or what you would do to leave NG
I would pretend that I just walked back from a friends place late at night and no one was home and as I was walking I heard the most tinniest footsteps I thought they were mine but when I stopped they didn't when I eventually got home no one was there so the first thing I did was turn some lights on. As soon as I did that a silhouette appeared behind the curtains which quickly faded it away. Then I'd have shot about how I'm going to check it out. Yours?

[MasterJarri]

Mentioning that I viewed this thread and have lost all faith in the quality of the BBS and over intellectual capabilities of the users.

[bananasrus09]

"Bye guys, I love you"

Slowly walk away with the incredible hulk ending theme playing in the background.

[Lost-Wisdom]

I don't think I'll ever leave Newgrounds. Maybe the forums in time, but not the whole site entirely.

[FIGMENTUM]

At 9/9/09 07:15 AM, killaboy69 wrote: Post what somebone else has done to leave NG

stab a neighbour, shoot a cop, run around for a bit, shoot myself.

[bananasrus09]

At 9/9/09 07:18 AM, FIGMENTUM wrote:

At 9/9/09 07:15 AM, killaboy69 wrote: Post what somebone else has done to leave NG

stab a neighbour, shoot a cop, run around for a bit, shoot myself.

No fireworks or big explosions? Whaa!?

[Gagsy]

The best way to leave NG is just to stop coming here. Not even to mention that you're going, the fact is if you stop caring about NG enough to leave you won't care about letting people know so you'll just stop.

[reverend]

At 9/9/09 07:18 AM, FIGMENTUM wrote: stab a neighbor, shoot a cop, run around for a bit, shoot myself.

That was more tragic than epic IMO.

[Gedveikur]

At 9/9/09 07:18 AM, FIGMENTUM wrote:

At 9/9/09 07:15 AM, killaboy69 wrote: Post what somebone else has done to leave NG

stab a neighbour, shoot a cop, run around for a bit, shoot myself.

With all due respect that IS gonna be hard to top...

[HungarianSupermarket]

Suicide on live webcam?

[Tribalfusion-X]

I can't imagine any such case because I wouldn't just leave. However it would be cool if someone took a picture of him holding a blue, rectangular fuel can and posts it in a thread where he threatens to burn the BBS.

[evan210]

At 9/9/09 07:24 AM, reverend wrote:

At 9/9/09 07:18 AM, FIGMENTUM wrote: stab a neighbor, shoot a cop, run around for a bit, shoot myself.

That was more tragic than epic IMO.

I'm still annoyed that Tom's icon was smiling.

The admins should have an option to use happy, sad, or angry icons when they post.

[Jerich0]

At 9/9/09 07:17 AM, bananasrus09 wrote: "Bye guys, I love you"

Slowly walk away with the incredible hulk ending theme playing in the background.

This right here.

[fuzzum111]

To get really well known, by just about everyone. And then never come back one day with out so much as a word.

[Sheizenhammer]

Post about how you're going to burn your school down, get caught carrying a petrol can on the way there and be arrested under the mental health act.

Oh wait...

[wwwyzzerdd]

Option A - You could be a total 17-year internet drama queen against a fringe BBS spin-off group and give them your password. Afterwards they claim they have won but everyone calls them douchebags for fighting online. You then sign up for a new account the next day under a new name and change your demeanor and become much more respected, but your ego forces you to tell everyone about your scheme.

I don't recommend this option at all; it's really childish and gay.

Option B - Let everyone know that you sold your soul and never expect to come back to this site again as you're certain that your days will be filled with hard labor and you will soon forget about this site as you've been brainwashed several times. The good thing is you get your own news post from Tom Fulp, and your own BBS holiday. However, you manage to fuck it all up when you tell everyone that you were just AFK for 2 months, and then in the subsequent 2 years after you get an awesome deal where you will not be going away for several years. However you soon discover that you're a fossil among a group of new 14-year old twerps who don't find you to be funny. You're then subjected to lashing out at everyone because you wish things were as they were around the time of Option A.

I don't recommend this either; but you do get a $40,000 a year salary.

[Gateau]

This guy has an idea

[Starfox-Clock]

Shoot himself.

[Eggys]

Commit suicide and let everyone know.

[DJJ-asshole]

"YOU GUYS SUCK, I DON'T EVEN WANT TO SUBMIT MOVIES HERE ANYMORE!!!!1"

Like that or something.

[Frank-The-Hedgehog]

At 9/9/09 07:24 AM, reverend wrote:

At 9/9/09 07:18 AM, FIGMENTUM wrote: stab a neighbor, shoot a cop, run around for a bit, shoot myself.

That was more tragic than epic IMO.

Not really.

[Robotchk12]

Light your computer on fire, then, as your last post, say that you are leaving NG.
Suffer mild/major burns.

[Figter]

Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Love ya newgrounds and...

rolled =3

[McPaper]

Steal costly equipment from a school.

Go to jail.

[SoulMaster71]

Hack the NG servers and delete everything, backups included. When they look for me in the morning, there will be nothing left to find.

Or I could just write a suicide note mentioning Newgrounds and then jump off of a tall building, that would work too and I wouldn't have to put up with NG-free life.

[Dent0n]

At 9/9/09 07:18 AM, FIGMENTUM wrote:

At 9/9/09 07:15 AM, killaboy69 wrote: Post what somebone else has done to leave NG

stab a neighbour, shoot a cop, run around for a bit, shoot myself.

I know who you mean, i forgot his username, something with livecorpse?
He's still quite famous around here

[VI-Chuckles-IV]

At 9/9/09 07:18 AM, FIGMENTUM wrote:

At 9/9/09 07:15 AM, killaboy69 wrote: Post what somebone else has done to leave NG

stab a neighbour, shoot a cop, run around for a bit, shoot myself.

Reference!

[ArmouredGRIFFON]

Fly a plane into a building.

[MrCongeniality]

My last would be in a random thread talking about the topic, just the usual. The thing is, when I leave, I leave. I'm not going to be telling anyone or posting about it, I don't think. I usually come back anyways.

[FeedingAdiction]

Get a sig being thanked by Tom Fulp for the wrong number of posts, and post your findings of a time traveller experiencing a robot war against aliens at 2121.