Foreign Stickers Die

[MasterJarri]

Don't you just fucking loathe it when a typically small object, such as some crumbs or remnants of some other object get attached to the tips of your fingers and just WON'T FUCKING COME OFF. You can rub that shit, you can scrub that shit, scratch at it like a fucking shitzu with flees and it will NOT FUCKING COME OFF.
AND IF IT DOES IT'S TRAVELED TO YOUR OTHER FINGER.

So you have to go to the fucking sink to remove it, and even THEN SOMETIMES IT DOESN'T FUCKING WORK. Ohhhh man. oooohooooo man. About 5 min. ago this fucking coffee ground pasted itself to my left index finger. So I sighed and attempted to wipe it off. Of course it wouldn't comply so now extremely irritated I walk over to the sink and put it under the water. IT'S STILL FUCKING THERE. I screamed "What the fuck!!??" and clawed at it with me right hand. I look down, it's gone! I'm fucking shitting my pants in glee, then... THEN!! I see it on my right index finger. I fucking shat bricks. I started bashing my built-in microwave screaming "MOTHERFUCK! MOTHERFUUUUCKER!!!!" "FUCK OFF!!!". Look to down to check and see if vigorous bashing beated it into compliance. NO FUCKING SIR.

So I grabbed the hand sanitizer, which DID FINALLY FUCKING REMOVE IT....BUT BURNED MY FUCKING WOUNDS.

So to end this rant, I hate those foreign stickers....

[HungarianSupermarket]

I'm not entirely sure what you just said to me, but I'd recommend showering at least once a day.

[Lamar537]

I thought this was going to be for your hate of Chinese made Stickers. I was wrong. But yes, I do. Especially when bread or peanut butter gets stuck to the roof of your mouth, that's really irritating.

[MasterJarri]

At 9/9/09 05:56 AM, HungarianSupermarket wrote: I'm not entirely sure what you just said to me, but I'd recommend showering at least once a day.

Oh certainly, because you must insinuate that I have some greasy residue covering my whole body just because I couldn't remove a fucking demented coffee ground.

This story isn't BS either, pisses me off to an infinite extent.

[MasterJarri]

OH FUCKASS. I'm going to wring somebody's fucking testicles. I cracked my $1,850 microwave. This... is fucking shit.

[drknes]

Calm the fuck down man seriously.

[Fartbomb222]

At 9/9/09 06:07 AM, MasterJarri wrote: OH FUCKASS. I'm going to wring somebody's fucking testicles. I cracked my $1,850 microwave. This... is fucking shit.

WHOA SHIT! dude...... you WERE bloody angry....

anyway....the way i get stickers of my fingers is by scraping it off with a pen or tip of something

[psychomilkman]

Fact: your opening post made no sense.
Fact: your third post about your microwave was completely off topic and should be saved for your blog.
Fact: Leave now.

[MasterJarri]

At 9/9/09 06:24 AM, psychomilkman wrote: Fact: your opening post made no sense.
Fact: your third post about your microwave was completely off topic and should be saved for your blog.
Fact: Leave now.

Fuck yourself, milkman bitchboy.

Where's my milk son?

[SaltshakerClock]

At 9/9/09 05:58 AM, MasterJarri wrote:
I have some greasy residue covering my whole body coffee ground.

You probably do have greasy residue which is why coffee is sticking to you.

DURHUUR?

[MasterJarri]

At 9/9/09 06:30 AM, SaltshakerClock wrote:

At 9/9/09 05:58 AM, MasterJarri wrote:
I have some greasy residue covering my whole body coffee ground.

You probably do have greasy residue which is why coffee is sticking to you.

DURHUUR?

Harharrrr.

[Effsix]

I thought you were having a go at sticker art that is available in foreign countries, like some sort of stationery racist.

At 9/9/09 06:07 AM, MasterJarri wrote: OH FUCKASS. I'm going to wring somebody's fucking testicles. I cracked my $1,850 microwave. This... is fucking shit.

How does a microwave cost that much? Are you talking Zimbabwean dollars of something, because microwaves should only cost a couple of hundred quid at most (and the door should only crack on a cheapy one anyway).

[MasterJarri]

At 9/9/09 06:43 AM, Effsix wrote: I thought you were having a go at sticker art that is available in foreign countries, like some sort of stationery racist.

At 9/9/09 06:07 AM, MasterJarri wrote: OH FUCKASS. I'm going to wring somebody's fucking testicles. I cracked my $1,850 microwave. This... is fucking shit.

How does a microwave cost that much? Are you talking Zimbabwean dollars of something, because microwaves should only cost a couple of hundred quid at most (and the door should only crack on a cheapy one anyway).

Nope, U.S. currency. The microwave itself only costs around $600, but installing it into my wall and all the wiring added on to it.

[Rabid-Echidna]

At 9/9/09 05:55 AM, MasterJarri wrote:

:I screamed "What the fuck!!??" and clawed at it with me right hand. I look down, it's gone! I'm fucking shitting my pants in glee, then... THEN!! I see it on my right index finger. I fucking shat bricks. I started bashing my built-in microwave screaming "MOTHERFUCK! MOTHERFUUUUCKER!!!!" "FUCK OFF!!!". Look to down to check and see if vigorous bashing beated it into compliance. NO FUCKING SIR.

Chill out bro

[MasterJarri]

At 9/9/09 09:57 PM, Rabid-Echidna wrote:

At 9/9/09 05:55 AM, MasterJarri wrote:

I screamed "What the fuck!!??" and clawed at it with me right hand. I look down, it's gone! I'm fucking shitting my pants in glee, then... THEN!! I see it on my right index finger. I fucking shat bricks. I started bashing my built-in microwave screaming "MOTHERFUCK! MOTHERFUUUUCKER!!!!" "FUCK OFF!!!". Look to down to check and see if vigorous bashing beated it into compliance. NO FUCKING SIR.

Chill out bro

I'm fine at the moment, with the exception of my fucked microwave. Won't function properly now. Most likely have to get it repaired.

Nothing is more pestering to me though then shit that attaches itself to your body. (Female cock jock incoming.)

[FlamingHiei]

I hate when shit gets stuck on my fingers like that. Most of the time, if nothing else works, I just accept it and when it's guard is down, I shank it. It slips off and I go back to functioning normally.

[madtronix]

smoke a cigerette dog you need one

[MasterJarri]

At 9/10/09 01:08 AM, madtronix wrote: smoke a cigerette dog you need one

I'd prefer a Cannabis joint.

[MasterJarri]

Good lord, turns out I've trashed my microwave entirely. Fucking piece of shit stopped working about an hour ago. I fail at preparing food so I'm pretty much fucked.

This is fucking bullshit up my ass.