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I will provide funding for you to ship the poster to me. Upon receipt of the poster, I will film myself urinating on it, dumping some over-proof rum on it, and setting it ablaze. I will then upload the footage to the Flash Portal. In the interest of fairness, if you would like to arrange a "contest" and declare me the winner so this appears to be legitimate, then that is fine.

At 9/9/09 10:19 AM, Jack wrote: In order to win the poster, NG users have to dress up as their favorite GI Joe characters.

They'll be marked on effort, creativity and lawlz.

This is the best idea.

At 9/9/09 11:31 AM, citricsquid wrote:

At 9/9/09 10:19 AM, Jack wrote: In order to win the poster, NG users have to dress up as their favorite GI Joe characters.

They'll be marked on effort, creativity and lawlz.

This is the best idea.

I agree,

At 9/9/09 02:17 AM, EyeLovePoozy wrote: I want to give it away.
You tell me...

shitty pic was taken spontaneously on my living room floor

I would like it, if I can have it of course.
Or you can keep it and auction it later for a few Hamiltons.

At 9/9/09 07:26 AM, Wootlol wrote: Give it to person who you hate most in ng :P Simple?

I wonder why the british (The one they sell in Europe) versio of G.I Joe is called Action Man >.<

It's not. Action Man is a kid's version of it an GI Joe was basically cut in production.

Well, if I were you, I'd roll it up, and put it in something safe until I could frame it... oh wait.

Give it to someone who will take care of it, and not trash it in two days... Someone will make a post about how their lame ass dog chewed it up, and pissed on it... Maybe it should be a contest. But, why not do something different, and say only people who can be trusted with it can enter... How many contests actually do that? It would be unique, and, for the most part, it would be a good clean challenge.

Everyone needs to reenact scenes from the movie with the proper action figures.

There's some pretty cool suggestions in this thread. GoS' is one of them.

Several of you guys said stuff that suggests that the poster is valuable in some way, it isn't. It's just a GI Joe poster that I got for free and thought perhaps several of you guys would want or appreciate it instead of me just throwing it in the garbage.

lol BBM
lol wwwwwwwwwyyyyyyyyzzzzzzzeeeeeeeeerrrrrrr rddddddd or however daphuq you spell it

At 9/9/09 01:57 PM, EyeLovePoozy wrote:

lol wwwwwwwwwyyyyyyyyzzzzzzzeeeeeeeeerrrrrrr rddddddd or however daphuq you spell it

Trust me, I WILL do it.
But I do like the idea of getting some people to sign it and then giving it away too.

OOOH! PICK ME! PICK ME!

I already have a Transformers poster, so no thanks.

Ebay. Thats what I plan on doing my peice of shit airsoft SAW.

whoever posts the best boobs?

Eat it in a sandwich.

Why can´t you just cut it up into several small pieces and distribute these pieces to everyone so that we all have something we can cherish?

No, seriously. Some form of competition gets my vote. If we could all hook up via wi-fi to hold an epic pokémon showdown to determin the winner, I myself would be all uppity, but seeing as that isn´t all that doable, perhaps some other form of contest is in order.

Something that measures creativity, intelligence, and talent at the same time.

Something like... A real-life wrestling match.

Something like... A monopoly tournament (online monopoly seems quite popular with the NG forumites...)

Something like... A Civilization Revolution showdown.

Something, that due to lack of better wording, is best described as Epic.

Does anyone else think that the picture looks a little like master chief with a shrunken head?

I think you should give to a random poster in this thread. Nice and simple.

Sell it on ebay for 20 bucks, SOMEONE will buy it.

eenie meenie miney give it to twilight

Set up a contest. Whoever can make the best GI Joe fan flash for the portal wins.

GI joe sucked horribly and i wouldn't want a poster from EyeLovePoozy because he is REALLY gay and horribly abusive

^my first 2 thoughts when i entered the thread

How about:

Take it to get signed at whatever the next meet up is, then look at all users that have posted in this thread within the 48 hour range time. Then just write down each name on a slip of paper, put it in a hat, and pick it out. Pretty fair.

you can rig it though...2$ for an extra name slip.

At 9/9/09 03:51 AM, Crebb wrote: Why don't you give it your son? Maybe then he might stop hating you lmao

Sorry, you need to exist as a human to have a slight chance at it. Besides, when is your coding gonna crap out?

Wait, why the fuck am I talking to no one?

give it to whoever posts last, before the lock.

draw a moustache on it, piss on it and smear yogurt on it. then send it to the poster below me.

Make anyone who wants it take you on a series of dates, recorded and aired on MTV.

Eliminate them one by one, but insist you had a great time, they just weren't "the one".

draw a moustache on it, piss on it and smear yogurt on it. then send it to the poster above me.

If I show a video of me cutting the poster up, paper mâché it into a condom and or cock piece, then fucking my aunt with it, can I keep it?

hottest wife wins

I got an idea. Whoever doesn't make a total ass of themselves gets the poster! INGENIOUS!