Yes NewGrounds, I told another person that I would rape him. And it has too be the lulziest moment that I've ever had.
It was an ordinary day in the lunch room. Me sitting at the table eating pizza, chatting with friends, and about to go and buy a cookie from the lunch line. Now one of the kids sitting at the table was a freshman, who was a cousin of a friend, and since he had nowhere else to sit, I thought that he could sit at the table we did. But this kid was a real jerk.
I was eating my pizza, when I realized that one of my friends(who is black) took some grapes from someone else. I say with a chuckle" you should stop that, it's not like you can turn it into grape soda" and she stares at me and starts laughing, along with the rest of the table. Now he starts saying that he's gonna stab with, telling racist jokes like that, and immediatly grabs a plastic fork and starts to hit my arm with it.
Now me, being a polite person, grab his arm and tell him to stop. He does this, but then starts stabbing me again, until I grab his arm one more time and tell him to stop. He says yes again, only to start poking my arm. Again. Now I get incredibly mad and grab his arm with one hand, and this collar with the other, and start yelling at hims to stop. My exact words were " I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD IF YOU DON'T STOP I WILL BEAT YOUR ASS".
Well that's what I wanted to say anyway. What really came out was "I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD IF YOU DON'T STOP I WILL RAPE YOUR ASS", and immediately the table falls quiet, with all eyes on me. The kid is just staring at me, his mouth wide opened, looking shocked, along with everyone else. I suddenly feel embarrassed, and just grab my tray, and walk out to the courtyard to sit with other people.
I can't wait to see everyone tomorrow.
