Yes NewGrounds, I told another person that I would rape him. And it has too be the lulziest moment that I've ever had.
It was an ordinary day in the lunch room. Me sitting at the table eating pizza, chatting with friends, and about to go and buy a cookie from the lunch line. Now one of the kids sitting at the table was a freshman, who was a cousin of a friend, and since he had nowhere else to sit, I thought that he could sit at the table we did. But this kid was a real jerk.
I was eating my pizza, when I realized that one of my friends(who is black) took some grapes from someone else. I say with a chuckle" you should stop that, it's not like you can turn it into grape soda" and she stares at me and starts laughing, along with the rest of the table. Now he starts saying that he's gonna stab with, telling racist jokes like that, and immediatly grabs a plastic fork and starts to hit my arm with it.
Now me, being a polite person, grab his arm and tell him to stop. He does this, but then starts stabbing me again, until I grab his arm one more time and tell him to stop. He says yes again, only to start poking my arm. Again. Now I get incredibly mad and grab his arm with one hand, and this collar with the other, and start yelling at hims to stop. My exact words were " I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD IF YOU DON'T STOP I WILL BEAT YOUR ASS".
Well that's what I wanted to say anyway. What really came out was "I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD IF YOU DON'T STOP I WILL RAPE YOUR ASS", and immediately the table falls quiet, with all eyes on me. The kid is just staring at me, his mouth wide opened, looking shocked, along with everyone else. I suddenly feel embarrassed, and just grab my tray, and walk out to the courtyard to sit with other people.
I can't wait to see everyone tomorrow.
I hate those guys.
But you probably should've just said beat instead of rape. At least beating them up only gets you sued, rape = prison, prison = Big Bubba J's new bitch.
"Don't MAKE me come down there!" -God
That's...great. You know normal people don't document every aspect of their lives, right?
Eh, at least he stopped stabbing you. That was definitly more intimidating.
~napkin smile!
I waited a bit before posting because I didn't want to be the first to post in this thread...
Was it a girl or a guy you said it to?
You're such a bully - what's wrong with you?
Your friends were all joking around and you threaten them with a sex crime. Awesome.
Just act like nothing ever happened. Maybe they'll forget it ever happened or something.
Tha HELL... is wrong with you?! You don't see chuck norris running around yelling "I'M GOING TO RAPE YOU!!!!11111ONEONEONE!!!"Now do you?
Riveting tale, brethren. Now do tell us about the rape itself.
Just another day in the life of an average person, right?
Right?!
n/a
At 9/8/09 07:16 PM, GiantDouche wrote: That's...great. You know normal people don't document every aspect of their lives, right?
Well it's a good thing I'm not normal, isn't it?
At 9/8/09 07:17 PM, OneGunn wrote:
Was it a girl or a guy you said it to?
Twas a dude.
At 9/8/09 07:18 PM, Timmy wrote: You're such a bully - what's wrong with you?
Your friends were all joking around and you threaten them with a sex crime. Awesome.
Well I can understand if a friend is joking around, but this kid wasn't really my friend at all. But then, if it was actually something funny that he was doing, I would really mind. But when I told him too stop, he should have stopped.
At 9/8/09 07:22 PM, Blush wrote:At 9/8/09 07:16 PM, GiantDouche wrote: That's...great. You know normal people don't document every aspect of their lives, right?Well it's a good thing I'm not normal, isn't it?
You're proud because you told a guy you were going to rape him? You're fucking stupid.
At 9/8/09 07:24 PM, GiantDouche wrote:At 9/8/09 07:22 PM, Blush wrote:You're proud because you told a guy you were going to rape him? You're fucking stupid.At 9/8/09 07:16 PM, GiantDouche wrote: That's...great. You know normal people don't document every aspect of their lives, right?Well it's a good thing I'm not normal, isn't it?
I never really said that I was proud I said this. I just thought that it was a fairly funny story that people would laugh at. Quit being such a douche.
Bet you've never heard that one.
Don't storys go on your userpage? Or am I mistaken?
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At 9/8/09 07:26 PM, Blush wrote:At 9/8/09 07:24 PM, GiantDouche wrote: You're proud because you told a guy you were going to rape him? You're fucking stupid.I never really said that I was proud I said this. I just thought that it was a fairly funny story that people would laugh at. Quit being such a douche.
Bet you've never heard that one.
Pardon me for being rude, but aren't you asking a bit much from a guy who's name is GIANT DOUCHE?
"Don't MAKE me come down there!" -God
XD I am so gonna try that one at school tomorrow. The lulz will be worth the stares.
At 9/8/09 07:14 PM, Blush wrote: It was an ordinary day in the lunch room. Me sitting at the table eating pizza, chatting with friends.
f-friends?
What does this word mean?
At 9/8/09 07:18 PM, Uchumaru08 wrote: Tha HELL... is wrong with you?! You don't see chuck norris running around yelling "I'M GOING TO RAPE YOU!!!!11111ONEONEONE!!!"Now do you?
wtf are you talking about???
LOL fuckin funy the samed thing happed to me and my friend but when it happened to my friend he said it to a girl at school and got expelled. And when it happened to me I said it to a fuckin kid I was babysitting LOL!
You know you want to baby!
it did welt really waierd after that didnt it
"Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is?
was her name tenneassi
omtish
lol, well done, i cried,
well now you have two choices, back it up and show em whos boss, or apologies for the wrong word but tell them that you will take stronger actions if they annoy you again
call me toxie 0.~
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At 9/8/09 07:16 PM, GiantDouche wrote: That's...great. You know normal people don't document every aspect of their lives, right?
Right.
It's not about the destination.
It's about the journey.
You guys know this thread is over 2 years old and OP will probably never see your responses, right?
At 1/15/11 10:55 PM, squirrelking69 wrote: You guys know this thread is over 2 years old and OP will probably never see your responses, right?
ya i just saw that.. 2 year bump and not even a full sentence on the bump-er...
lame sause
call me toxie 0.~
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At 1/15/11 10:49 PM, kazumazkan wrote: it did welt really waierd after that didnt it
fail bump is fail.
I'm sorry, but you're gonna have to follow through. Nobody likes a little bitch who goes back on his word. Just rape him a little, and everybody will forget all about it.
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