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FUCK. LOOK WHAT YOU DID. YOU GAVE HIM WATERMELON WITHOUT COVERING IT IN VIRGIN'S BLOOD. Now we have to do a rain dance or Jesus will curse the next harvest and we shall all starve to death D:

At 9/8/09 10:48 PM, GiantDouche wrote: FUCK. LOOK WHAT YOU DID. YOU GAVE HIM WATERMELON WITHOUT COVERING IT IN VIRGIN'S BLOOD. Now we have to do a rain dance or Jesus will curse the next harvest and we shall all starve to death D:

Since when do black people eat fried chicken and watermelon covered in virgin blood?

And take that cotton shirt off, you're angering TehSlapHappy.

Oh no guys! It's got me!
HALP!
*Screeching noise*

At 9/8/09 10:54 PM, Tateos wrote: Oh no guys! It's got me!
HALP!
*Screeching noise*

SHUT UP WE NEED TO APPEASE TEHSLAPHAPPY'S ANGER FIRST!!!
/ not all caps :3

the fuck? i leave for a few hours...

At 9/8/09 10:59 PM, DevilDog016 wrote:

At 9/8/09 10:54 PM, Tateos wrote: Oh no guys! It's got me!
HALP!
*Screeching noise*

SHUT UP WE NEED TO APPEASE TEHSLAPHAPPY'S ANGER FIRST!!!
/ not all caps :3

Fine, what does he like on his Virgin-blood sandwich?

HEY THOSE AREN'T ALL REAL BOOBS THEY'RE MSPAINTS YOU LIARS

At 9/8/09 11:58 PM, Rig wrote: HEY THOSE AREN'T ALL REAL BOOBS THEY'RE MSPAINTS YOU LIARS

RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG!!!!!!!!!!
!!! <3

Boy am I glad to see you back and golden.

At 9/8/09 11:58 PM, Rig wrote: HEY THOSE AREN'T ALL REAL BOOBS THEY'RE MSPAINTS YOU LIARS

WTF man, don't you like hentai?

There are a certain few people in here who just killed this thread.

:/

At 9/9/09 06:24 AM, TehSlapHappy wrote: There are a certain few people in here who just killed this thread.

/

Well then let's revive it.

Shut up, guys. Jade is more of a man than any of us will ever be.

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Only on newgrounds lol

*SQUASH*

Jade's not gonna be too happy when she finds out there's blood all over her new shirt...'

THANKS FOR HELPING ME, GUISE

At 9/9/09 06:24 AM, TehSlapHappy wrote: There are a certain few people in here who just killed this thread.

/

Did...did we evade your anger? Did our offerings appease you?

*crosses fingers*

At 9/8/09 06:04 PM, Fezz wrote:

At 9/8/09 06:03 PM, Timmy wrote: 5 replies - 1,564,497 views

Am I an idiot for scrolling up to see if that was true?

Don't worry, I did the same.

At 9/8/09 10:54 PM, Tateos wrote: Oh no guys! It's got me!
HALP!
*Screeching noise*

I talked with Jade's tit monster, and he says we can resume from the last scene where he snatched you. He also apologizes if he was too rough with you.

At 9/9/09 12:47 PM, DevilDog016 wrote:

At 9/8/09 10:54 PM, Tateos wrote: Oh no guys! It's got me!
HALP!
*Screeching noise*

I talked with Jade's tit monster, and he says we can resume from the last scene where he snatched you. He also apologizes if he was too rough with you.

So... I'm not dead anymore?

Can't be done, she's fucking flat.

mmmm.... flat....

:: OHSHITNOIMNOTAPEDO

10k views is disgusting.

At 9/9/09 12:53 PM, evan210 wrote:

At 9/9/09 12:47 PM, DevilDog016 wrote:

At 9/8/09 10:54 PM, Tateos wrote: Oh no guys! It's got me!
HALP!
*Screeching noise*

I talked with Jade's tit monster, and he says we can resume from the last scene where he snatched you. He also apologizes if he was too rough with you.

So... I'm not dead anymore?

No,you aren't.
But I probably have to live through dismemberment again.

Please halp.

At 9/9/09 02:46 PM, Tateos wrote:

At 9/9/09 12:53 PM, evan210 wrote:

So... I'm not dead anymore?

No,you aren't.
But I probably have to live through dismemberment again.

Please halp.

Wait, what happened to you?

How to burst creativity?

Mention Jade's breast

Oh Jade, why don't you love me back!?

MY NAME IS JERRYJACKSON AND TIS IS WERE TITS AND BONERS CUM FROM.

sex and the bedroom, by Jerryjackson Type: Movie Rating: Adults Only

: Seriously though, this thread is looking like a Jerry Jackson flash movie... I bet half of you dumbass noobs don't even know what I'm talking about.

At 9/8/09 10:32 PM, MurdaDVS wrote: lmao

YOU WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

At 9/9/09 03:04 PM, evan210 wrote:

At 9/9/09 02:46 PM, Tateos wrote:

At 9/9/09 12:53 PM, evan210 wrote:

So... I'm not dead anymore?

No,you aren't.
But I probably have to live through dismemberment again.

Please halp.

Wait, what happened to you?

Try going up a few posts.

Oh God! *crunch* SOMBDEY HELP M- *crunch* AHH ITS EVERYWHERE!

At 9/9/09 05:29 PM, Tateos wrote:

At 9/9/09 03:04 PM, evan210 wrote:

At 9/9/09 02:46 PM, Tateos wrote:

At 9/9/09 12:53 PM, evan210 wrote:

So... I'm not dead anymore?

No,you aren't.
But I probably have to live through dismemberment again.

Please halp.

Wait, what happened to you?

Try going up a few posts.

OH.

We'd probably still be traumatized from our encounters though.

But you know what? I think a piece of Tateos escaped that day, and he's out there, somewhere, searching for the rest of his body! And when its found, that monster will see its ruin, on the day that Tateos posts once more!

If you haven't seen it, (though you probably have), go watch it.

Someone fucking lock this already seriously it turned to shit right after Evan was trapped under Jade's tit.