Forum Topic: Fuck girls and their PMS

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At 9/8/09 06:54 PM, JadeTheAssassin wrote:
At 9/8/09 06:53 PM, Pounce wrote:
At 9/8/09 06:50 PM, JadeTheAssassin wrote: HEY, CAN YOU GUESS WHO'S ON THE RAG?

GIVE YOU THREE CHANCES.

Want to see who can be a real bitch?
Gather it in a cup and post pictures
goddamnit, pounce.

if i do, then you'll steal it.

Nah, He'll just drink from the cup.


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At 9/8/09 06:56 PM, Krbyfan1 wrote:
At 9/8/09 06:50 PM, JadeTheAssassin wrote: HEY, CAN YOU GUESS WHO'S ON THE RAG?

GIVE YOU THREE CHANCES.

Want to see who can be a real bitch?
If I guess correctly, what is the prize?

Kick in the nuts, then forced to watch The View and Oprah for days on end until I'm done and become rational again.

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At 9/8/09 06:57 PM, EyeLovePoozy wrote:
At 9/8/09 06:52 PM, OneGunn wrote: I disagree, it might help in the beginning, but it dries fast.
What kind of limp dick shit do you pull with your women? Once you have them fucking, if you're worth your salt, you should be able to keep them wetter than Niagara...

Oh the contrary, if you prolong, it ends up getting drier than the Sahara, where you have to bring in your trusty friend "His" or if you feel loving, "Hers".

You cannot honestly tell me that PMS-exing doesn't get dry faster.


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At 9/8/09 06:58 PM, JadeTheAssassin wrote: Kick in the nuts, then forced to watch The View and Oprah for days on end until I'm done and become rational again.

That sounds like fun. My guesses are...

SevenSeize

ReNaeNae

And... shit I don't know, this is hard... Is it...

YOU?

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At 9/8/09 06:45 PM, Pounce wrote: Now, let's see, female puberty and PMS..
Headaches, nausea, delusions, paranoia, irritability, mood swings to the moon, body aches, cramps, drowsiness, insecurity, and if someone so much as touches your chest you'll be screaming in pain for hours.

That's just the start of the list too.
I don't think that's typical.

I know alot of girls, and I can cross off every single item off that list for all of them. Puberty sucks for girls, and anyone around girls.

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At 9/8/09 07:02 PM, Krbyfan1 wrote:
YOU?

*transforms*

Fuck girls and their PMS

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At 9/8/09 06:45 PM, Pounce wrote: I've experienced both, so don't patronize me.

You've experienced a period? Get the fuck out of here.


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At 9/8/09 07:09 PM, GiantDouche wrote:
At 9/8/09 06:45 PM, Pounce wrote: I've experienced both, so don't patronize me.
You've experienced a period? Get the fuck out of here.

Lmfao.

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At 9/8/09 05:55 PM, Siggles wrote:
At 9/8/09 05:51 PM, naronic wrote: you mean the mass spamming pm's saying
"hi I like you and you stand out blah blah blah"?

those are mass trolling accounts
probably not even girls anyway
No, I mean real girls, in reality.

What is a "Real girl". I have never seen such a thing.


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At 9/8/09 06:52 PM, HighWayStar365 wrote: Well, I'm pretty pissed from flunking my bio test.

Me too, freakin Biology

:my opinion is, just let the bitch be


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At 9/8/09 07:09 PM, GiantDouche wrote:
At 9/8/09 06:45 PM, Pounce wrote: I've experienced both, so don't patronize me.
You've experienced a period? Get the fuck out of here.

Well does bleeding my guts out because of carelessness of glass count


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At 9/8/09 05:53 PM, EyeLovePoozy wrote: Man up and shmooze a girl on the rag to fuck you.

Shit's slippery as hell and it feels better to most girls when they're on the rag.

I personally find just turning her on makes her a lot more lubricated than being on her period, and as far as my girlfriend is concerned, sex during her period is just more painful, not more pleasurable.

we still do it though.

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At 9/8/09 07:09 PM, JadeTheAssassin wrote: *transforms*

Everybody fucking run! Cuntzilla is on the loose! Don't grab your personal belongings, they only slow you down!

Fuck girls and their PMS

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At 9/8/09 07:00 PM, OneGunn wrote: Oh the contrary, if you prolong, it ends up getting drier than the Sahara, where you have to bring in your trusty friend "His" or if you feel loving, "Hers".

You cannot honestly tell me that PMS-exing doesn't get dry faster.

It varies from girl to girl of course. What we're talking about is drying up during periods, right? Well in my experience most women (after getting over the stigma of bleeding while fucking) LOVE sex on the rag. If you are experiencing dry cunt with several women, then it's you not them.

At 9/8/09 07:09 PM, JadeTheAssassin wrote:
At 9/8/09 07:02 PM, Krbyfan1 wrote:
YOU?
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I like the purple and green one better.

I like my women low key, big fat and black.
IGNORE THIS

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At 9/8/09 07:18 PM, Pounce wrote:
At 9/8/09 07:09 PM, GiantDouche wrote:
At 9/8/09 06:45 PM, Pounce wrote: I've experienced both, so don't patronize me.
You've experienced a period? Get the fuck out of here.
Well does bleeding my guts out because of carelessness of glass count

No, unless you drained all the blood through your vagina.


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At 9/8/09 07:28 PM, EyeLovePoozy wrote:
I like the purple and green one better.

what purple and green one?

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At 9/8/09 07:29 PM, JadeTheAssassin wrote:
At 9/8/09 07:28 PM, EyeLovePoozy wrote:
I like the purple and green one better.
what purple and green one?

The one that was in the sketch book tour.

I like my women low key, big fat and black.
IGNORE THIS

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At 9/8/09 06:50 PM, JadeTheAssassin wrote: HEY, CAN YOU GUESS WHO'S ON THE RAG?

GIVE YOU THREE CHANCES.

Want to see who can be a real bitch?

Is it me?

Is it me?

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At 9/8/09 07:31 PM, EyeLovePoozy wrote:
The one that was in the sketch book tour.

Oh yeah! XD RAWR.

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Also, not to be mean, but about like 25% of girls emit a nasty period odor on their period and it's really gross.
Is it just like hygiene of your vagina, or does it depend on the person, or what?
Because only some girls smell nasty every once in a while, but it's that same smell in each of them, and they are kind of bitchy then too, so I've gathered that some women emit an evil bloody odor on their period.

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why do u guys care enough to discuss this, girls r girls, deal with it


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I just think they use it as an excuse to be bitchy at everyone, not cause they're PMSing though. That's just my opinion though

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damn strait I hate it when a bitch yells at you when thier on their period.

You know you want to baby!

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At 9/8/09 06:50 PM, JadeTheAssassin wrote: HEY, CAN YOU GUESS WHO'S ON THE RAG?

GIVE YOU THREE CHANCES.

Want to see who can be a real bitch?

is it you ?

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At 9/8/09 05:54 PM, Jezuz wrote: To add what Poozy said, there's also practically no chance of getting the cunt pregnant.

Lol, what.

Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life.

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Seriously how old are you that your talking to girls having their FIRST period?

Seriously, who even reads these things anymore?

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At 9/8/09 06:45 PM, Pounce wrote:
blah blah male puberty is hard
blah blah paranoia, irritability, insecurity

Don't whine to us about your character flaws.

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