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Posted at: 9/8/09 05:09 PM
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...get outta going to school tomorrow. I told her to tell her parents she got the swine flu...lol
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Posted at: 9/8/09 05:10 PM
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then creamed your pants
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At 9/8/09 05:09 PM, MurdaDVS wrote: ...get outta going to school tomorrow. I told her to tell her parents she got the swine flu...lol
Most exhilarating tale, my good male sibling.
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Posted at: 9/8/09 05:11 PM
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Or tell them that she got a gentically-modified form of several strains of flus* which were made in a professional facility.
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definetly thread worthy
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Posted at: 9/8/09 05:22 PM
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wow....i really dont know what else to say
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Posted at: 9/8/09 05:28 PM
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Keep this crap to your blog please.
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Posted at: 9/8/09 05:30 PM
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Truely the epitomy of hillarity...
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Posted at: 9/8/09 05:32 PM
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Posted at: 9/8/09 05:36 PM
At 9/8/09 05:30 PM, TheTrooper5 wrote: Truely the epitomy of hillarity...
thank you
FUCK YOU to the haters tellin me to keep it in my blog...u know its funny ur just mad cus u didnt come up with it
Posted at: 9/8/09 05:38 PM
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA HAHAH!!! OMG DAMMIT THAT WAS SO FUCKEN FUNN..... Wait, what was the joke?
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Posted at: 9/8/09 05:39 PM
At 9/8/09 05:36 PM, MurdaDVS wrote: At 9/8/09 05:30 PM, TheTrooper5 wrote: Truely the epitomy of hillarity...thank you FUCK YOU to the haters tellin me to keep it in my blog...u know its funny ur just mad cus u didnt come up with it
No problem, always nice to tell somebody how it is.
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Posted at: 9/8/09 05:40 PM
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I've actually been asked how to masturbate by a girl before. It was interesting.
Posted at: 9/8/09 05:42 PM
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At 9/8/09 05:40 PM, Darmealea wrote: I've actually been asked how to masturbate by a girl before. It was interesting.
go on..
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Posted at: 9/8/09 05:43 PM
At 9/8/09 05:42 PM, therealanimator wrote: At 9/8/09 05:40 PM, Darmealea wrote: I've actually been asked how to masturbate by a girl before. It was interesting.go on..
Indeed. That is thread-worthy.
Posted at: 9/8/09 05:44 PM
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This actually sounds interesting...
If your reading this, then why do you care?
Posted at: 9/8/09 05:47 PM
i wouldve invited her over and shown her and then been like "uuumm i forgot how i need help" lol
Posted at: 9/8/09 06:00 PM
At 9/8/09 05:47 PM, MurdaDVS wrote: At 9/8/09 05:40 PM, Darmealea wrote: I've actually been asked how to masturbate by a girl before. It was interesting.i wouldve invited her over and shown her and then been like "uuumm i forgot how i need help" lol
Wow, I thought the first one was a fluke, but you are seriously one hillarious person!
Posted at: 9/8/09 06:07 PM
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Wow, that is so brilliant, and definitely worth sharing with us because we TOTALLY GIVE A FLYING FUCK!
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Posted at: 9/8/09 06:11 PM
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Kidnap her and rape her, you get some pussy and she doesn't have to go to school.
Everybody wins.
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Tell her to go "chill" at your house
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Posted at: 9/8/09 06:12 PM
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At 9/8/09 05:36 PM, MurdaDVS wrote: FUCK YOU to the haters tellin me to keep it in my blog...u know its funny ur just mad cus u didnt come up with it
^^ but it's not funny, its very unoriginal
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Posted at: 9/8/09 07:05 PM
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Did you hit that?
Posted at: 9/8/09 07:10 PM
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If asked in a public place, I'm going to guess that it would be more awkward then anything else. Still, curiosity has helped guys get laid for... about a century.
Posted at: 9/8/09 09:17 PM
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Wow you talked to a girl?? I bet you feel awfully special.
Posted at: 9/8/09 09:19 PM
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haha lol!
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Posted at: 9/8/09 09:20 PM
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At 9/8/09 05:11 PM, Fim wrote: definetly thread worthy
Not...
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Posted at: 9/8/09 09:23 PM
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Did you tell her to rub her cock?
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Posted at: 9/8/09 09:29 PM
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What has Newgrounds turned into......
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