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...in my goddamn fridge! He's stepping on everything and won't let me get to my coke! How can I appease him, NG? :'(
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give him another hot hybreed, in other words, find a mermaid.
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Make a potion out of three newborn babies blood, nightshade, and bloodgrass (Which is only found on one of the Planes Of Oblivion) Bring all three ingredients to Sheogorath, the Prince Of Madness himself. Then tell him that he has a very nice stick. He will freeze you in place and thank you. He will then tell you to kill the GateKeeper fifteen times.
Now at this point, the Gatekeeper's head should fall off. Bring the head to Sheogorath and he will make you a mixture that looks similar to Diet Coke (Not Coca-Cola/Regular Coke) Bring this to the creature, he should drink it and leave in peace...(By the way, i've been playing The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion for over 72 hours with no sleep, so i know this is very inspired by said game, i wonder why you're still reading this...Go away...Stop reading...Now!)
And so all was safe again in the realm of Lee........NOT! >:D
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Tell him to get bloody hell out of your kitchen and feck of back to the Forbidden forest
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Lure him into your younger brother's room with sugarcubes, then turn out the lights and shut him in there. The stick on glow in the dark 'stars' on his ceiling will capture the centaur's attention and he'll be prophecising a future based on falsities for hours to come.
And for that cunning scheme you owe me one coke.
I'll take it now, thank you very much.
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Hammer of justice judgement crusader strike hammer of wrath.
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If a human has relations with a centaur, does it count as bestiality?
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Just kill him, quit being so lawful good. Geeze.
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Don't worry, I got use to mine pretty quickly, it'll be like he isn't even there.
In fact he'll even drink beer and watch t.v with you.
As long as he doesn't stink up the place and eat out all the fridge you'll be fine.
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Get him to rape you and after he came, he'll be very tired, so then you go and snag that coke. Or call the police.
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Close the fridge door, and unplug it. It'll get stuffy in there fast, and he'll want to get out of there and find somewhere cool to go, i suggest you prepare an icebath or cool water bath for him to run into.
You will then be able to get your coke, if somewhat spoilt and warm.
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Open your mouth and breathe a lot...
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Take a super sledge to that fucker's head!
I guess my kick made his penis explode...
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Offer him some of your own coke to appease the beast, luring it away from your true stash. But Jizz on his pillow anyway to make up for the lost coke.
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At 9/8/09 06:00 AM, Podburrys wrote: ...in my goddamn fridge! He's stepping on everything and won't let me get to my coke! How can I appease him, NG? :'(
Give him RC Cola
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