"A Mockery of Teenage Depression
One depressed teenager says to the other, "I love you."
The other says it back, then that night he cries and kills himself.
A depressed teenager has many friends, a good girlfriend, great parents, knows how to play the guitar, piano, and drums, gets good grades, and has a warm place to sleep.
He hates his life, so he cries and kills himself.
A teenagers mind works in an interesting way. He sort of likes it.
But then he cries and kills him self.
A depressed teenager can't make any friends.
So he cries and shoots up the school.
Three teenagers are stranded on a deserted island. They quickly begin to hate each other.
So they cry and kill themselves.
A depressed teenager thinks he knows what love feels like and he feels lucky about it.
Then he cries and kills himself.
A depressed teenager gets an "F" in English class. His parents ground him. During the second weekend he spends in his house grounded, he starts to realize he is insignificant and his life is worthless, so he does drugs and kills himself... crying.
My name is Brian. I am the hottest guy in school.
But I cried and killed myself.
I am Pastor John. A depressed teenager came to me crying about his depression.
I told him to accept god and become a Christian. So he cried and killed himself.
A depressed teenager develops a personal relationship with a teacher via going to that teacher about his depression. The teacher really cares about that student and wants to help him through his depression. But then the teenager cried and killed himself.
My name is Joanne. I am a social worker. This morning when I woke up, I found teenagers hanging from trees... dead...
I was not surprised.
I am the Amazon Rain Forest. Every tree in me represents a depressed teenager.
Haha- Just kidding. There are way more depressed teenagers than that.
Depressed teenager: Knock-Knock
Friendly neighbor: Who's there?
Depressed teenager: (Cuts his wrists and drops dead crying)
A depressed teenager has a dream he dies in a plane crash. Upon waking up and realizing this was all a dream he cries and kills himself.
-- Well all teenagers are depressed, and it's a huge drag. It's just the way it is. So why no laugh about it."
-Written By: Mike Bochey (A friend of mine.)
