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Geez...You guys are really smart.no joke im being completely honest. You have changed my views on the government. Im looking back on several of my last posts and i must say i look like a moron.....this BBS is full of people who should be in the gonverment. Thx alot and i apologize for any past remarks that were rude or sumthing like that.

One more thing if i may. Just because Canada has no enimies, doesnt mean they wont be attacked. That could just be another reason a terrorist would attack, knowing that canada has a smal military. Terrorist are known for their attack agianst the weak, such as women and children. A small boy blown up in a car bomb is said to be an enemy of terrorist? Or is he/she just an easier target. A group of terrorist could attack Canada to show that they dont fuck around. If this makes any sense........... :-/

An attack on Canada would be an indirect attack at the United States-- I think I mentioned that a few pages back.

Irony? Somebody say Irony? You want to hear Irony?
Look, a mans first minutes of life consist of him being removed from a vagina so he can start his life . Yet, the urge to get back into a vagina is skyhigh as the man grows older.

At 2/16/04 07:05 PM, EvilGovernmentAgent wrote:

At 2/16/04 11:06 AM, D2KVirus wrote: Do you mean irony, or do you mean "irony"?

That's it, your island is in the process of being invaded. I hope you enjoy fellow Englishmen speaking "Yanglish" or whatever jargon you people refer North American speech as.

Nordamerikanz. Do a little research.

At 2/17/04 04:54 AM, bumcheekcity wrote:

At 2/17/04 12:42 AM, Jimsween wrote: I really don't think American's biggest concern is to look smart to the type of person that would base thier opinion of Americans on one man.

Isn't it? If Osama Bin Laden based his opninion on America thinking that all Americans were like Michael Moore, he'd love you. Also, this means you dont have many [Read: Any] allies, because everything thinks you're a load of Bible-Bashing Conservative Rednecks.

But Osama Bin Laden doesn't, because he isn't a moron, only a moron would base thier opinion of a country on one person, no moron could pull of something like 9/11. And Bumcheek, we still have all the Allies we had before the war, in fact we have more, the leaders of the world aren't stupid enough to hold a grudge against a country because they did one thing they didn't want them to, much less when thier intentions weren't so pure to begin with.

At 2/17/04 01:57 PM, Jimsween wrote: But Osama Bin Laden doesn't, because he isn't a moron, only a moron would base thier opinion of a country on one person, no moron could pull of something like 9/11.

Your right to an extent, but many times people do look at only one person to get a rough aproximation of another country. Say, when the president visits, and throws up on your leader. Bad impression, no? Or how about, during HS, you get that one international student for a year. Everyone thinks that the one kid is fairly representational of his country.

And Bumcheek, we still have all the Allies we had before the war, in fact we have more, the leaders of the world aren't stupid enough to hold a grudge against a country because they did one thing they didn't want them to, much less when thier intentions weren't so pure to begin with.

Firstly, I don't think we have more allies than before, and while we didn't actively lose any allies, our relations with many of them are severely shaken. You can't say the Iraq war was a goodwill gesture to the rest of the world =P

At 2/17/04 11:10 AM, D2KVirus wrote: Nordamerikanz. Do a little research.

*Puts on a French posture, uptight ass and smug face*

Never!

At 2/17/04 02:15 PM, -redskunk- wrote:

At 2/17/04 01:57 PM, Jimsween wrote: But Osama Bin Laden doesn't, because he isn't a moron, only a moron would base thier opinion of a country on one person, no moron could pull of something like 9/11.

Your right to an extent, but many times people do look at only one person to get a rough aproximation of another country. Say, when the president visits, and throws up on your leader. Bad impression, no? Or how about, during HS, you get that one international student for a year. Everyone thinks that the one kid is fairly representational of his country.

That is true, but I never said it wasn't. I said that impressing those people isn't a big concern, because the type of people who would judge a whole country based on one person are not exactly brilliant.

And Bumcheek, we still have all the Allies we had before the war, in fact we have more, the leaders of the world aren't stupid enough to hold a grudge against a country because they did one thing they didn't want them to, much less when thier intentions weren't so pure to begin with.

Firstly, I don't think we have more allies than before, and while we didn't actively lose any allies, our relations with many of them are severely shaken. You can't say the Iraq war was a goodwill gesture to the rest of the world =P

I think we do, we have Lybia now that supposedly that mummy guy is nice now, we have Iraq, we have... ok thats about it, but we didn't really lose anyone. Relations being shaken mean little to nothing, in a couple of years everyone will have had someone take thier place and any hostilities that were there before will be gone. Of course the Iraq war wasn't a goodwill gesture to the rest of the world, but when it comes down to it, the only country opposed to it that has it's hands clean was China, and when China is the good guy, you really have some fucked up shit.

At 2/17/04 10:30 AM, Peter90688 wrote: Irony? Somebody say Irony? You want to hear Irony?
Look, a mans first minutes of life consist of him being removed from a vagina so he can start his life . Yet, the urge to get back into a vagina is skyhigh as the man grows older.

That's not irony, that's a crude joke and besides being completely irrelevant, it's also an incredibly stupid observation. Unless you have the urge to go back through a vagina to the womb (which I sincerely hope you do not), you do not have the urge to undo what was done at your birth, making the comparison itself flawed.

First of all I would like to specify that I'm a french speaking Canadian radical-left wingded with Chilean origins. It is there that I, during my youth, met anti-yankee\redneck people considered then as freedom fighters before be recently know as "Terrorists".

On september 11 1973, the CIA managed to assassinate the first democraticly-elected socialist president of human history, Salvador Allende. 5000 people were estimated killed by the Pinochet regime installed there by the US government on the 10000 people missing. WTF did the other missing 5000 went? Well we never really find out since your well-venerated Henry Kissinger implanted a free-trade zone for war prisoners amongst US supported fascist countries. On "your" 9\11, when we learned about the 3000 poor New Yorkers that died that day, we felt sorry and sad because once again innocent civilians had to die for your imperialistics stupids foreing policies. Since that day, the US don't have more allies, they only bought the friendship from a couple of poor countries while losing the respect of the G8 and the UN.

When Bush speaks for all of Americans, WTF!!! They don't teach you guys in school that America goes from Nunavut (Canada) to Tierra de Fuego (Chile) making all the countries on the continent between these 2 AMERICANS AS F******* WELL? In other languages, we always make the difference between an american and you.

What makes Canada and the US is FEAR! Pragmatism and rationality is a good thing but abusing of them cloaks you in your own little reality not allowing you to accept the differences of others around you. It then gets you crazy and makes you bombing other countries for 10 years making around 200 children deaths per day... Or go in your own high schools and shoot yourselves.

BTW, the province of Québec is world renowned for the physical appeal of our women. You must have jerked yourself often looking at a canadian chick without even knowing it. Voltaire was the biggest inspiration for the redaction of the almost 200 years old US constitution, making it the oldest and less adapted constitution of human mankind. Our scholarship and medicinal fees are all covered by our government. Our childrens eat real food, don't get fat and don't shoot each other even if we have more guns per citizens than you guys. BTW again, were you aware that 16% of US children can't even afford a Big Mac per day? Why would terrorists attack Canada if they can come live here with no questions, go to school, eat well, have sex and get a house for almost nothing? And if we don't have a big army it's because we don't care about it: even our prime minister has more boats than our army!

Anybody wants to invade Canada? Go ahead, make yourself at home and stop by my place, I'll cook a moose barbecue before drinking real goddamn beer.

why shouldnt canada be considered a country, becuasr you guys are over populated? wtf did bush pay you to say this? even if i was american, (which im glad im not) i would still say candas better, oh heres a joke for you American Military Intteligence

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At 2/17/04 04:32 PM, DEH113 wrote: In other languages, we always make the difference between an american and you.

Just a note: I try to do that too. I usually try to say the US. Of course, it confuses some people, I don't know how many people realize I'm from the US..

I dont see the problem with calling people from the United States of America "Americans" Sure, it's not TECHNICALLY correct, I suppose, but otherwise we're stuck with calling them "Yanks" which would lose its edge after a while.

Hehe, yanks, that would be funny......

Canada wont get attacked even as an indirect attack on the U.S., why would they waste their skills and men on canada when they can assault us?

At 2/18/04 05:55 PM, bumcheekcity wrote: I dont see the problem with calling people from the United States of America "Americans"

I don't think tooo many people are losing sleep over the issue.

At 2/17/04 12:30 AM, Jimsween wrote: First of all I wasn't calling either of them blood sucking parasites, obviously you can't understand something as simple as a metaphor.

I was directly reffering to your metaphor but that's besides the point, isn't it?

Second; http://www.odci.gov/cia/publications/factbook/geos/ca.html

A land of vast distances and rich natural resources, Canada became a self-governing dominion in 1867 while retaining ties to the British crown. Economically and technologically the nation has developed in parallel with the US, its neighbor to the south across an unfortified border. Its paramount political problem continues to be the relationship of the province of Quebec, with its French-speaking residents and unique culture, to the remainder of the country.
Well I've certainly learned a lot about my own country.

http://www.dfait-maeci.gc.ca/middle_east/uae_relations-en.asp

Canada enjoys excellent relations with the United Arab Emirates, founded upon substantial commercial ties and frequent visits by political and business leaders.
Yeah I know, my ex's father worked with them.

http://www.dfait-maeci.gc.ca/middle_east/saudi_arabia_countryprofile-en.asp

Country Profile- Saudi Arabia
well la-dee-da then.

...Jimsween, what were you trying to prove by posting arbitrary links about Canada and the middle east?

Third, where do you think you get your shoes from, or your clothes, are you honestly that self righteous that you believe USA is the only country that buys stuff made in sweat shops?

What do sweatshops have to do with terrorism? Show me a correlation.

At 2/18/04 11:17 PM, punk_hippy wrote:

At 2/17/04 12:30 AM, Jimsween wrote: First of all I wasn't calling either of them blood sucking parasites, obviously you can't understand something as simple as a metaphor.

I was directly reffering to your metaphor but that's besides the point, isn't it?

No you weren't. If you were you would have asked why terrorists would want to attack Canada, which I already explained beforehand.

Second; http://www.odci.gov/cia/publications/factbook/geos/ca.html

Well I've certainly learned a lot about my own country.

And all the stuff it imports, including but not limited to oil.

http://www.dfait-maeci.gc.ca/middle_east/uae_relations-en.asp

Canada enjoys excellent relations with the United Arab Emirates, founded upon substantial commercial ties and frequent visits by political and business leaders.
Yeah I know, my ex's father worked with them.

And you buy thier oil.

http://www.dfait-maeci.gc.ca/middle_east/saudi_arabia_countryprofile-en.asp

Country Profile- Saudi Arabia
well la-dee-da then.

...Jimsween, what were you trying to prove by posting arbitrary links about Canada and the middle east?

You must be pretty thick. I'm trying to prove that Canada imports huge amounts of oil, and other things that are produced in 3rd world countries.

Third, where do you think you get your shoes from, or your clothes, are you honestly that self righteous that you believe USA is the only country that buys stuff made in sweat shops?

What do sweatshops have to do with terrorism? Show me a correlation.

Pathetic. Just don't bother posting punk, if this is the type of stuff you come out with then it certainly isn't contributing anything to the forum. You managed to change the topic, draw attention away from your argument, ask a question that had little to nothing to do with the post, and completely forget what has just been posted before in two sentences.

You asked me how Canada was a blood sucking leech, I showed you, and when it became clear you were wrong, you decided that originally you weren't even talking about Canada being a blood sucking leech.

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At 2/14/04 08:50 PM, Peter90688 wrote: Hey i got a great question.
Say your "country", which shouldnt even be considered one, was attacked by a terrorist group. Whouldn't you want your strongest ally, the americans, to help your weak ass military of less that 50,000 people? Hit me back on that one "eh".

Try going to canada, it kinda kicks ass. You know clean and with more freedoms stuff like that so i dont mind the place. I doubt the terrorist group hates canada, they didnt interfer in their politics for the past 50 years.

Thus, the reason peter has not responded to his detractors on this thread.

My name isnt Peter, its Pierre

At 2/19/04 12:03 AM, Peter90688 wrote: My name isnt Peter, its Pierre

Either way, what sparked that post?

Oh yeah, and Peter, you know the Mods will just delete your post and ban you for a good 14 days, on't you?

good

At 2/19/04 06:16 AM, bumcheekcity wrote:

At 2/19/04 12:03 AM, Peter90688 wrote: My name isnt Peter, its Pierre

Either way, what sparked that post?

Want to know why? Cause Ted_Easton is a dick. He picks on people. :(
I'd like to punch him *Cries*

At 2/19/04 10:25 AM, Peter90688 wrote: Want to know why? Cause Ted_Easton is a dick. He picks on people. :(
I'd like to punch him *Cries*

So he banned you, yeah?

At 2/17/04 04:32 PM, DEH113 wrote: First of all I would like to specify that I'm a french speaking Canadian radical-left wingded with Chilean origins.

Ecoutez, mon ami - I think that most of the bizzare comments on this list are probably due to a Western-centric, anglophone-only perspective, don't you think?

It is there that I, during my youth, met anti-yankee\redneck people considered then as freedom fighters before be recently know as "Terrorists".

On september 11 1973, the CIA managed to assassinate the first democraticly-elected socialist president of human history,

It is fascinating that you equate the US and Canada so strongly, but from a "South American" perspective living in the diaspora, I can totally understand your point of view. (And having lived in Montreal for part of my life, I totally agree with your assessment of the legendary "hotness" of Quebecoi women). I thought this was the most compelling post I've read in this string, and I'm shocked that no one before me has commented on it! Maybe this is the real measure of the now often-suggested "lack of quality" of the politics forum, that when a forceful, intelligent, and not necessarily U.S. or Canadian centred opionion is posted, no one even seems to notice. Maybe its not so much how Canada is different than the US, but how we've let ourselves become so uncomfortably similar!

At 2/18/04 11:33 PM, Jimsween wrote: And you buy thier oil.

But we don't bomb them or interfere in their elections or support right-wing militia groups or dictatorships in their country.

Which is why we and our embassies are not targets of terrorism, but the US is.