Forum Topic: Derren Brown to predict lottery

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punk546

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Posted at: 9/7/09 01:08 PM

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and it will be staged

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A pair of monkey bollocks in a shared top hat would entertain me more.

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Bollocks.

They probably made some deal with BBC (promotes ratings for both sides) to broadcast the lottery show 2 minutes later then live just so he can basically call them before they get drawn.

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I say bollocks.

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I don't like Derren Brown because he like to gobble cock.

This looks squint.

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Well, who needs predictions when your future self gives you the Grays Lotto Almanac 2000-2050 with all winning lottery numbers from 2000 to 2050? I'm going to be a millionaire!

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At 9/7/09 01:31 PM, WritersBlock wrote: Well, who needs predictions when your future self gives you the Grays Lotto Almanac 2000-2050 with all winning lottery numbers from 2000 to 2050? I'm going to be a millionaire!

That's photoshopped, I can tell. I've seen a lot of them in my time.

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At 9/7/09 01:33 PM, Gagsy wrote: That's photoshopped, I can tell. I've seen a lot of them in my time.

Your post was photoshoped

I can tell, i have seen a lot of them in my time.
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What a wonderful hoax it shall be.

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At 9/7/09 01:33 PM, Gagsy wrote:
At 9/7/09 01:31 PM, WritersBlock wrote: Well, who needs predictions when your future self gives you the Grays Lotto Almanac 2000-2050 with all winning lottery numbers from 2000 to 2050? I'm going to be a millionaire!
That's photoshopped, I can tell. I've seen a lot of them in my time.

You're good.
Also, why doesnt he just predict them and just cash in.

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At 9/7/09 01:35 PM, Porkchop wrote:
At 9/7/09 01:33 PM, Gagsy wrote:
At 9/7/09 01:31 PM, WritersBlock wrote: Well, who needs predictions when your future self gives you the Grays Lotto Almanac 2000-2050 with all winning lottery numbers from 2000 to 2050? I'm going to be a millionaire!
That's photoshopped, I can tell. I've seen a lot of them in my time.
You're good.
Also, why doesnt he just predict them and just cash in.

Everyone knows that anyone who can predict the future never does it in a meaningful way, so they can enjoy having everyone question them due to lack of proof.

They get off on that.

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Who is this Dreen Brown fellow?

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At 9/7/09 02:29 PM, X-Gary-Gigax-X wrote: Who is this Dreen Brown fellow?

some illusionist/fake psychic.

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Did he actually state exactly what he is going to do? Publicity stunt in my opinion.

Sup?

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At 9/7/09 02:29 PM, X-Gary-Gigax-X wrote: Who is this Dreen Brown fellow?

Blah, now I feel like a fool in front of the entire European NG community.

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Lol I'm going to laugh so much if Derren Brown fails.


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This is rubbish and I can guarantee he will get them all right in an over dramatic manner.

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At 9/7/09 01:08 PM, punk546 wrote: and it will be staged

Yeah I saw the advert for this an hour ago, of course its going to be staged.

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Meh, now predicting Next Week's headlines, that'd be interesting.

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Everything Derren done is some annoying thing that isn't special or skilled in any way. It's just a basic scam.


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Remember when he played Russian roulette?

How did that go again?


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| some fake psychic

youre not seeing the point. He doesn't claim to be psychic, hes a magician and hes going to create the illusion of knowing. Then a week later hes going to tell you how he did it, which is the good bit. Of course its staged, you moron.


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Derren Brown isn't a fake psychic, fags. His whole act is about showing how supposedly psychic acts are really done.

Lies make baby Jesus cry, bitch.

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At 9/7/09 02:48 PM, Sidorio wrote: Derren Brown isn't a fake psychic, fags. His whole act is about showing how supposedly psychic acts are really done.

Thanks for typing my post for me.

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He's an illusionist.

Which basically means that everything is completely fake in someway and we're all far too stupid or uninformed to figure out the simple formula in which they have manipulated the results or whatevvver.

If it's some attempt to prove that he has superior "magic" abilities, why doesn't he just buy lottery tickets all the time from everywhere and predict all those, buy his own island, and fuck right off?

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Now if he is actually psychic, and he does get it right. Isn't someone gonna' kidnap him and make him tell them the numbers every week?

That's what I would do.

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It's amazing how many people say it's utter bollocks, ahaha. It's like looking at that Criss Angel bloke and saying "OH LOL HES NOT LEVITATING REALLY". It's like you're trying to reassure us that it's all in real life and there's bound to be some way about it.

Duh.

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