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Posted at: 9/7/09 09:41 AM
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If you had to eat a person say they're already dead..you had to do this because you had no other choice what body part would you start off with? i think i'd close my eyes and just dive in to the side of the stomach since that's just a lump of skin and dont have to look at anything that would remind me i'm eating a human.
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Posted at: 9/7/09 09:42 AM
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The penis.
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Posted at: 9/7/09 09:43 AM
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I'd start with the leg and it it like a giant drumstick.
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I would head straight for those yummy wings.
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I'd start with the eyeballs so they could not 'watch me eat them'.
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Posted at: 9/7/09 09:45 AM
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I'd ask someone to make the cuts of meat for me.
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Well would there be a fire or anything nearby, or something to start a fire with? If so then I'd probably cook the leg and cheeks a little since apparently those are the good parts of the body. But if there was no way to make a fire, then I would probably just eat the fingers.
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Posted at: 9/7/09 09:47 AM
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If I were going for a body part, it'd be the pelvis. If I were actually going to eat a part of someone, I'd go for an organ. Specifically the pancreas.
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At 9/7/09 09:43 AM, FeedingAdiction wrote: I'd start with the leg and it it like a giant drumstick.
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Posted at: 9/7/09 09:48 AM
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I'd just deep fry the whole body.
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Posted at: 9/7/09 09:49 AM
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Personally I could go for some ribs
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Posted at: 9/7/09 09:50 AM
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I'd ask someone to cut it for me, and then i'd probably just try to imagine it as a steak or something. Eating with a fork seems less gruesome then taking a bite out of something big.
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Posted at: 9/7/09 09:51 AM
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Probably the thigh, nice chuck of meat there.
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I'd go for the head and eat every single piece of flesh there is on the person's skull. Then I'd move down lower, eating the whole body. I wouldn't eat the penis, though.
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Posted at: 9/7/09 09:53 AM
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Aw. I thought I had stumbled on a conversation about oral sex. Oh well. I'd start off with the fleshy part of the thigh.
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Posted at: 9/7/09 09:54 AM
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I would cut them up and make a stew!
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Posted at: 9/7/09 09:56 AM
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what size are they, age,race,hair couler, and fitness
Posted at: 9/7/09 10:07 AM
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id eat that ass :)
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Posted at: 9/7/09 10:12 AM
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At 9/7/09 09:49 AM, LiveBreatheTom wrote: Personally I could go for some ribs
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Posted at: 9/7/09 10:23 AM
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Now I'm curious...
Any volunteers?
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Posted at: 9/7/09 10:27 AM
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I'd go for the love handles - Chewy, Blubbery, and great to throw at passer-bys.
Posted at: 9/7/09 10:30 AM
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rump roast hahha
supposed to be the most tender part
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Posted at: 9/7/09 10:35 AM
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well it depends you see. are we talking about a fat person or a thin skinny kid. if it was a fat person i would not eat them...i just have something against fat people. But f it was some skinny kid i wouldnt eat them either cause there is nothing on the the kid. just skin and bones. can we just stay away from cannibalism?
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Posted at: 9/7/09 10:39 AM
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At 9/7/09 10:35 AM, ActualOccurences wrote: well it depends you see. are we talking about a fat person or a thin skinny kid. if it was a fat person i would not eat them...i just have something against fat people. But f it was some skinny kid i wouldnt eat them either cause there is nothing on the the kid. just skin and bones. can we just stay away from cannibalism?
Because everyone's either extremely skinny or extremely fat, right?
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Posted at: 9/7/09 10:50 AM
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At 9/7/09 09:42 AM, mothballs wrote: The penis.
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Posted at: 9/7/09 10:58 AM
Because everyone's either extremely skinny or extremely fat, right? Too much quoted blah blah blah.
exactly
Posted at: 9/7/09 10:59 AM
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I would sooner die than eat a person.
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Posted at: 9/7/09 11:00 AM
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I can't eat humans because I can't get the cannibal perk until level 14.
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Posted at: 9/7/09 11:01 AM
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The arms. I would dismember the whole body and then start with the arms then legs.
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