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i eat one of them in hopes of becoming one of the legion, and i'd let George W. Bush iniciate anal sex with the other one....

Slap them with my cock.

I'd make a thread about it on newgrounds.

Flail a knife around like a moron while standing completely still.

id get the leash and take them for a walk

I throw them each a joint and get high with them.

PRESS X NOT TO DIE!!!!!

Take in the dogs as my pets.

At 9/6/09 10:57 PM, LordDiamond wrote: the first lands head first into the TV Set the second trips on its way through the window. You have a moment to act, what do you do?

wait,they break my T.V ?!I shut the window on the dogs paws,grab my big ass butcher knife and throw it at the dog who broke my t.v and it gets the stomache.I then take it out and finish the job in the most painful and slow way possible.then I chop the other dog's arms off,making him fall off the ledge and on the ground.I go to where he landed and waste him to.none mess with my T.V. >:c

Get some coffee and have a discussion about the UK and their politics.

I'd take out a knife and start stabbing them while screaming, "YOU BROKE MY FUCKING TV, YOU BITCHES"...

Well i would watch mah plasma tv in mah room then i would do this.

1.PICK UP MY BRO's WEIGHTS WHICH ARE RIGHT NEXT TO ME ON TEH FLOOR!!!
2.THROW IT AT THE ZOMBIE WHO GOT ON MAH TV
3.RUN TO THE KITCHEN
4.PICK UP TEH LARGE KNIFE
5.SLICE DICE TEH ZOMBIEZ
6.FIND TEH BASEBALL BAT
7.GO OUTSIDE AND KILL SOME MORE
8.DUNNO PROBABLY GO GeT A GUN SOMEWHERE

I give them the pizza I was eating. Animals always listen if you give them food. (I know they're undead, but they are still dogs.) Then I'll go to another room, get a gun ready, and get more food for them. Before I kill them, I'll call a few friends over and they'll be like "Holy Fuck." when they see the zombie dog. Then I'll take a few pictures of the dogs and circulate them over the internet. Oh, yeah, then I run out of pizza, and they attack me. I shoot their fucking undead brains out.

Aw, I was expecting some sort of actual simulator. This is more of an "What if?" question. Anyway, I'd probably let them eat my flesh, but record what was happening to me.

Like the Fly.

i would tell my friend what awsome brownies he/she made.

I'd slap my hands together and transmute them into something more useful and less lethal, or i'd put on my spark gloves and burn them to crisps.

book it to my bathroom and lock the door.... and call 911 and then my firends......
that would freek the fuck out of me.... holy fucking ass crackers.... bricks would be shat.

Run inti my room and grab my sword.

I set my cat on them, who rips them to pieces and then we put the shreds of zombie meat in sandwiches for the homeless.

I'd keep them as cute cuddly pets. But I'd kill the motherfucker who landed on my TV.

I'd fuck em cuz i leik necro and beastality.

its a common trait among furries.

Immediately think about "Cyanide and Happiness"

Ugh, no-one will get the reference.

Run

Well, I wouldn't have to do anything, really, cause Alice would run in with her uber shotgun and blow them to smitheroons.

Activate my camo reflexes so they couldn't see me.

Sprint to the kitchen and grab the biggest knife I see, and the pot full of boiling water on the stove.

I'd never do acid again.

Let myself get bit, so I can be a zombie and have hawt zombeh sexks

"I'M TRIPPING BALLS!"

If Resident Evil has taught me anything, it's that whenever the situation goes down the shitter, someone will show up and give you a rocket launcher.