At 9/6/09 08:40 PM, furrysowhat wrote:
she's hot, has a great personality, whats not to like? please help. i want to be her boy friend. (jokes accepted)
i was going to photoshop the ppicture and make an epic joke. but i'm in a happy mood, so i'll help you out.
so here's what you do,
first you gotta get her in public, but also not around anyone you know. that way you have privacy but don't have to worry about it feeling awkward.
next you need some kind of present, something you can jsut liek pick up and give to her, that isn't worth crap. liek a plastic ring from one of machines, or a flower made from a napkin.
then, depending on her response do one hte following things:
if she
a. laughs and accepts it. say "I'd get you a real one, but then you'd think i was flirting"
b. says (jokingly) something along hte lines of "this is the best you can do?" or "you can't even get me a good present?" you say "well i'm sorry, next time i'll get something that cost 100 bucks"
trust me, it'll work, i know these things.