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I would initiate a petition to impeach God.

Well, maybe I can ask God if I can have some fantasies.

Piss on Ground Zero.

Headin' up to the sp...
void Ground Zero.

Punch Garath Gates.

I'd talk to Jesus.... he was a good man.

I miss my homies, I know you're up there Jesus, poor guy got capped...

And I'd talk to Jesus too.

Organize an enormous scale musical with Jesus, Shakespear, Edgar Allen Poe, Maralyn Monroe, Charlie Chaplain, the Founding Fathers, Socrates, Napolean, and God.

A performance like that would make any grown man bawl.

I dunno...guess take a nap on a cloud...lol.

I would burn Heaven to the ground. Then I would make a God-killer and kill God. Then, I would become your NEW lord.

I would meet Jeff Hardy's career.

Oh wait, that would be in Hell...

Sit and never move

Assuming that it is now when I die and go to heaven, the first thing I'd do is go and see my baby brother that died a few weeks after birth. Then, I would talk with other deceased family members, then talk to God for a while (maybe a year or two). Then, I would go see Adam and Eve, and ask them how on Earth they are in heaven. Then, I would talk with the deceased historical figures I've always wanted to meet.

After all that, I would then rest, and enjoy the splendors of God's kingdom.

Praise my holy father and my lord and savior.

At 9/6/09 06:05 PM, Ptcfast wrote: I would challenge Billy Mays into a yelling contest.

That pretty much sums up why I no longer have any will to live anymore.

That was actually my life's dream.

Meet God and/or Jesus

I'd probably get comfortable and fall asleep on a set of fluffy white clouds, then attend a Chinese buffet, and meet up with my homeboy Jesus for some video games.

At 9/6/09 06:13 PM, Presidentjlh wrote: Stop. Don't make this a religious argument.

No I agree, any links here? Any at all?

Piss on the toilet seat.

Form a band with Cliff Burton, Jimi Hendrix, and John Bonham.

Go say sorry to Jesus and God for not believing in them

At 9/6/09 06:59 PM, MaraquanWocky wrote: I would burn Heaven to the ground. Then I would make a God-killer and kill God. Then, I would become your NEW lord.

You should be the lord of Hell instead.

At 9/6/09 08:37 PM, VinnyXY wrote:

At 9/6/09 06:59 PM, MaraquanWocky wrote: I would burn Heaven to the ground. Then I would make a God-killer and kill God. Then, I would become your NEW lord.

You should be the lord of Hell instead.

I'd say you got a better shot at beating Satan.

God is 2-0 against Satan. Satan has lost both times to God, although he has defeated many others.

i don't believe in god so the better question is what would be the first thing you do when you die is nothign because there is no after life or nothing os yea.

find marilyn monroe, and rape her to get to where i really belong...hell!

At 9/6/09 08:38 PM, peacefulsniper wrote: i don't believe in god so the better question is what would be the first thing you do when you die is nothign because there is no after life or nothing os yea.

So you don't think it's fun to just play along in the case of a NG thread?

Sad life you lead.

I'd tell the BBS how much it sucks up here. There's no air conditioning.

Probably take a nap, considering it would have been a bad day since I just died.