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At 9/6/09 05:36 PM, YouLostTheGame wrote: Incest: A game the whole family can play!

Two or more people required to play!

Tell him to take pictures.

We all know the drill.

I've said a lot worse.

At 9/6/09 05:35 PM, Colombiana wrote: Do I have to worry about my friend or is he going to be fine?

Contact the asylum, or record him saying it and show it to her.

Wierd fetish, but compared to the fetishes that some of the guys on this site have it's not that bad

I'd only be concerned if his mom isn't hot.

It's really none of your business, I'd ignore it, and act like those dirty words never came out of his mouth. Who would actually say such a thing? You must be scarred for life. What a sick fuck. Maybe him and his mom shouldn't be left home alone.

At 9/6/09 05:37 PM, AlphaCentauri wrote: just to come out and say that probably means he has urges to do so, distance yourself.

The first part is right, but why the hell would you "distance yourself"?

At 9/6/09 05:36 PM, ZombieKangaroo wrote: You could always hold it against him if he ever gets a girlfriend.

u bet ur ass!

Though what he says kind of makes sense, it's still just fucking wrong.

Next time he's hitting on a chick, go up, interrupt, and ask him if he remembers that one time he said he'd have sex with his mom

This is one of the many reasons NG is the most fucked up website in the world.

Do it first and tell him how it was. Same thing, basically.

At 9/6/09 08:32 PM, killerrob wrote: This is one of the many reasons NG is the most fucked up website in the world.

I wouldn't say fucked up...I would say...unique...you know, like a special child XD

At 9/6/09 05:35 PM, Colombiana wrote: "I actually wouldn't mind having sex with my mom, I mean, I came out of her, so why can't I just go back in?"

That's actually just a popular line from several hentai incest mangas, such as "A Bath to Remember" and "My Secret Life With Mother". You've got nothing to worry about, it's just a clever little joke of his.

At 9/6/09 08:35 PM, CryogenChaos wrote: That's actually just a popular line from several hentai incest mangas, such as "A Bath to Remember" and "My Secret Life With Mother". You've got nothing to worry about, it's just a clever little joke of his.

It's good that we have people like you, so we can learn shit like that.

ugh.

At 9/6/09 10:17 PM, VespeneGas wrote:
It's good that we have people like you, so we can learn shit like that.

ugh.

All for the betterment of mankind.

I remember a hentai manga like that. Was about a guy that decided to secks up his mother.

Was fucking awesome.

He had better have been joking around or I'm contacting authorities.

Nah, your friend is just joking around.

At 9/6/09 08:34 PM, Deadchick wrote:

I wouldn't say fucked up...I would say...unique...you know, like a special child XD

And Deadchick, your too happy all the time.

At 9/6/09 10:24 PM, AHintofMoonlight wrote: I remember a hentai manga like that. Was about a guy that decided to secks up his mother.

Was fucking awesome.

Despite the obvious sarcasm here, this is actually rare in incest hentai. It's almost always the mother who pushes for sex, rather than the son. The son usually just goes along with it.

At 9/6/09 10:27 PM, yugimt wrote: Nah, your friend is just joking around.

Maybe he isn't, maybe he does have a hawt mom :o

At 9/6/09 08:34 PM, Deadchick wrote:

I wouldn't say fucked up...I would say...unique...you know, like a special child XD

And Deadchick, your too happy all the time.

Yeah so? being sad and mad all the time is not fun. And thats why I are always happy :3

At 9/6/09 05:35 PM, Colombiana wrote: So suddenly one of my friends said, I quote: "I actually wouldn't mind having sex with my mom, I mean, I came out of her, so why can't I just go back in?"

Incest? More like WINcestin his case. Is his mom hot?

At 9/6/09 05:35 PM, Colombiana wrote: So earlier today, me and my friends were playing poker at my house.

And while we were playing poker we were discussing girls, games, babes, penis size and girls.
When we suddenly came on the subject: Family and sex.

So suddenly one of my friends said, I quote: "I actually wouldn't mind having sex with my mom, I mean, I came out of her, so why can't I just go back in?"

Do I have to worry about my friend or is he going to be fine?

*Eye twitches involuntarily*

I think it'd be safe to take him to a psychiatric doctor...

At 9/6/09 10:27 PM, yugimt wrote: And Deadchick, your too happy all the time.

Deadchick doesn't live up to her username and is disappointing.

Thinking it is one thing. I mean all sorts of fucked up shit goes through our minds every day.

If he acts on it that's a different story. In the end who cares? Unless he's related to you, its hardly your problem anyways.

At 9/6/09 10:37 PM, simon wrote:

At 9/6/09 10:27 PM, yugimt wrote: And Deadchick, your too happy all the time.

Deadchick doesn't live up to her username and is disappointing.

I like the irony I add to this name, lol.

At 9/6/09 10:46 PM, Deadchick wrote:

At 9/6/09 10:37 PM, simon wrote:

At 9/6/09 10:27 PM, yugimt wrote: And Deadchick, your too happy all the time.

Deadchick doesn't live up to her username and is disappointing.

I like the irony I add to this name, lol.

Her sig doesnt live up to it either.

At 9/6/09 10:30 PM, CryogenChaos wrote:

At 9/6/09 10:24 PM, AHintofMoonlight wrote: I remember a hentai manga like that. Was about a guy that decided to secks up his mother.

Was fucking awesome.

Despite the obvious sarcasm here, this is actually rare in incest hentai. It's almost always the mother who pushes for sex, rather than the son. The son usually just goes along with it.

Yeah. I worded it wrong.

The mom was all horny and her son was home for some reason. She decided to make a move and him. He went along with it eventually.

No sarcasm. I got it off 420chan.