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RockMessiah123

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Posted at: 9/6/09 03:23 PM

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okay for a homework assignment im supposed to think of something that requires 5 steps to complete.

im kind of stumped.

they said i could do something as simple as making a sandwich, but i want to do better than that. any ideas?

Rattle your head. Listen to my music.

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Posted at: 9/6/09 03:25 PM

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Try, "How to post a succesful topic on the NG BBS".

Although, I think you may need some help with that.

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RockMessiah123

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Posted at: 9/6/09 03:26 PM

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At 9/6/09 03:25 PM, Digital-Terror wrote: Try, "How to post a succesful topic on the NG BBS".

Although, I think you may need some help with that.

good idea

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Posted at: 9/6/09 03:26 PM

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This could be the only time
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will be a good idea.

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142201

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Posted at: 9/6/09 03:29 PM

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If you want to be really cool, don't use the numeral 5 on your assignment. You're supposed to write it out if it's under 11.

"How To Be a Grammar Nazi in Five Steps?"

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RockMessiah123

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At 9/6/09 03:29 PM, 142201 wrote: If you want to be really cool, don't use the numeral 5 on your assignment. You're supposed to write it out if it's under 11.

"How To Be a Grammar Nazi in Five Steps?"

this is newgrounds tho. i wouldnt on the paper itself

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Posted at: 9/6/09 03:50 PM

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How to be a BBS legend in five simple steps:
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4. ?????
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Lamar537

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Posted at: 9/6/09 03:52 PM

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No, it's 4 steps silly.
1. Get the hell off of newgrounds.
2. Do your homework.
3. ????
4. Profit!

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Posted at: 9/6/09 03:53 PM

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At 9/6/09 03:50 PM, MaraquanWocky wrote: How to be a BBS legend in five simple steps:
1. Post millions of crappy topics.
2. Get banned thousands of times.
3. Suddenly be a good poster.
4. ?????
5. Profit!

Fuck,I was about tosay something like that!
Hmmm... I dunno others lol

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At 9/6/09 03:25 PM, Digital-Terror wrote: Try, "How to post a succesful topic on the NG BBS".

Although, I think you may need some help with that.

Oh you big bully. ;)

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How to have sex.
1. find woman
2. put on condom
3. put on lube
4. stick penis in and out of vagina
5. ejaculate
There i did your homework now i gotta do mine

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Pusherman - My Girl - The Message - Love Rollercoaster

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Posted at: 9/6/09 04:15 PM

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1. Discard of old light bulb
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3. Take new light bulb out of packaging
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Posted at: 9/6/09 04:16 PM

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How about creating a thread on a forum?

1: Use the search feature to make sure a thread like it doesn't exist.

2: If none is found, click the 'New Thread' button.

3: Think of a name that succinctly describes your thread.

4: Add some content to the original post.

5: Wait for the replies.

Oh, inc(posts);

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therealanimator

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Posted at: 9/6/09 04:20 PM

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At 9/6/09 04:16 PM, ShmenonPie wrote: How about creating a thread on a forum?

1: Use the search feature to make sure a thread like it doesn't exist.

2: If none is found, click the 'New Thread' button.

3: Think of a name that succinctly describes your thread.

4: Add some content to the original post.

5: Wait for the replies.

good idea but the teacher won't understand what thats about.

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Posted at: 9/10/09 06:26 PM

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At 9/6/09 03:26 PM, simple-but-sandy wrote: How to be a "BBS LESHEND" in five easy steps.

1: Change profile to FAB
2: Make several threads bragging about how you're totally gay.
3: Insult the mods not too infrequently.
4: Proclaim your love for furry porn.
5: Repeat ad infinitum.

OH FUC-

D:

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I did that shit in 4th grade. How old are you exactly?


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Posted at: 9/10/09 06:58 PM

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How to write a paper about how to do something in five steps.

1) Get some paper
2) Sit there for an hour with no ideas
3) Ask the NG BBS
4) Get an idea from a handsome young user named Archon68
5) Profit

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Plant seeeeeeds:

1. Get some seeds
2. Dig a hole
3. Throw the seeds in
4. Fill in the hole
5. Water

5 steps?

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5 stages

1. Denial
2. Anger
3. Bargaining
4. Depression
5. Acceptence

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At 9/6/09 04:14 PM, FatJoe214 wrote: How to have sex.
1. find woman
2. put on condom
3. put on lube
4. stick penis in and out of vagina
5. ejaculate
There i did your homework now i gotta do mine

How to have gay sex?

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turn on computer
fap
new topic on bbs
write topic
fap

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How to create a process requiring five steps:

1. Brainstorm suitable ideas.
2. Consider the requirements in making these ideas a reality.
3. Break these requirements up into five distinct sections.
4. Make sure each section is no more or less difficult than the rest.
5. Write each section as a step, one to five, in chronological order.

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1. Pull down your pants
2. Put up toilet seat
3. Shit in the toilet
4. Wipe your ass
5. Flush

5 steps to success!

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1. Pull out gun
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3.Load clip into pistol
4.Cock pistol
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At 9/12/09 04:41 PM, ReverendMayhem wrote:
At 9/6/09 04:14 PM, FatJoe214 wrote: How to have sex.
1. find woman
2. put on condom
3. put on lube
4. stick penis in and out of vagina
5. ejaculate
There i did your homework now i gotta do mine
How to have gay sex?

How to have sex.
1. find man
2. put on condom
3. put on lube
4. stick penis in and out of receivers mouth or anus
5. ejaculate
there made a gay sex version

Good songs to listen to.
Pusherman - My Girl - The Message - Love Rollercoaster

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How to make a Peanut butter and jelly (jam) sammich.

1. Get bread
2. Put Jelly (Jam) on both slices of bread, however much you want
3. Put the Peanut butter on ONE slice
4. Put the other slice on top of the other one
5. Enjoy!

That wasn't hard was it?

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