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Posted at: 9/6/09 01:54 PM

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I have been waiting for my girlfriend to become "ready" for a while now, because most of my friends have already lost their virginity and are making fun of me because I haven't. I've been dating her for a couple of years and I really like her, but we're already seniors in highschool, and I didn't want to wait much longer till I finally got to have sex. But this night, she calls me, and tells me that she's ready, and told me to meet her at her house at midnight. So, I grabbed a condom and waited until then.

At midnight, I went and started walking over to her house, I couldn't believe that I was finally gonna have sex. After 10 minutes, I got to her house, but she told me to meet her through the backdoor. At first, I thought that meant we would be having anal but sadly I realized this was not the case. I opened the fence and went through the backyard, trying not to bump into anything, as it was pretty dark but I didn't want to wake up her parents, her dad really hated me. She let me in, and then we went up to her room. She was wearing some very revealing lingerie and I was really turned on.

I started to rub her thigh and she began to moan and then I played with her tits. We started taking off each others' clothes, and then she told me to fuck her. So I shoved my dick into her wet pussy and started thrusting, and she kept moaning. I started going faster and faster and it felt fucking great. She climaxed a minute or two before me and then I fell over and layed in bed next to her. Maybe 5 minutes later, we did it again. I can't remember but I think we also did a third time, before she said that she was too tired and couldn't do it anymore.

I got angry at her because I was still horny and I wanted to fuck even more, and tried to get on top of her and fuck her again. She got mad at me and said that she didn't want to, but I shoved my dick in her anyways. She started to scream so I covered up her mouth and told her to shut the fuck up. I then took out my dick and slammed Little Jack into her anus. I couldn't cover her mouth in that position and she started to yell again so I had to take out my dick AGAIN, and I used it to behead the stupid bitch.

Her head fell to the floor and blood was getting everywhere, but it just proceeded to turn me on even more. I went back to fucking her now-dead body in the asshole, and then grabbed her dismembered head by the hair and shoved my dick into her mouth and made her give me bj. I then started to fondle her cock, and shoved it in my ass, and then I cut out her left eye and started fuck her eye socket. I was screaming in pleasure, forgetting to keep it down, lest her parents wake up. But suddenly, I noticed something very odd. I couldn't quite place where this feeling was coming from, while still riding my dead girlfriend's dick and fucking her eye socket. And then suddenly, I realised that there was no stench coming from the blood or dead body. That's when a large black woman jumped into the room and yelled, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL!"

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Smidly

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Posted at: 9/6/09 01:55 PM

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noone cares and you're lying

: If I am 13 and like a 13 year old girl does that make me a pedophile? : /
:At 9/4/08 02:35 PM, iMiserable wrote: It makes you a fucking man!

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FatJoe214

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Posted at: 9/6/09 01:56 PM

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Yeah i totaly beleive you.

So My Girlfriend Finally Put Out


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ReverendMayhem

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Posted at: 9/6/09 01:56 PM

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...And this ladies an gentlemen is what a 14 year old thinks sex involves

"So... I heard your mum puts out"

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Posted at: 9/6/09 01:57 PM

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Hahaha, nice one. I particularly love the events on the last paragraph.

Good on you man!

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Smidly

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Posted at: 9/6/09 01:58 PM

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I didn't read the actual post, but now that I have, you guys are fucking stupid, it's copypasta.

Also 500TH POST HELL YEA

: If I am 13 and like a 13 year old girl does that make me a pedophile? : /
:At 9/4/08 02:35 PM, iMiserable wrote: It makes you a fucking man!

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Posted at: 9/6/09 01:59 PM

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Happy 3000th post. Really good story.


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Posted at: 9/6/09 01:59 PM

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that's as pitiful as two nuns trying to cuss eachother out.


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Orange-Jews

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Posted at: 9/6/09 02:01 PM

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as if you made a sig just for this shitty post

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FatJoe214

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Posted at: 9/6/09 02:01 PM

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At 9/6/09 01:56 PM, FatJoe214 wrote: Age/Gender: 14, Male
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Yeah i totaly beleive you.

Nevermind didn't read the rest. So did the black lady give you some free pinesol?


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Lamar537

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Posted at: 9/6/09 02:02 PM

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Skipped to the end, you're a fucking tard.

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Posted at: 9/6/09 02:03 PM

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I love you now. That made me laugh my ass off.

power of pinesol.

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Posted at: 9/6/09 02:05 PM

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Epic 3000th post is epic! Here is your trophy, good sir.

So My Girlfriend Finally Put Out

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EJR

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Posted at: 9/6/09 02:06 PM

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Sounds... messy.

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Posted at: 9/6/09 02:11 PM

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Lmao happy 3k.

I can totally tell you're a virgin though.

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HyperGumba

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Posted at: 9/6/09 02:13 PM

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tl;dr
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Posted at: 9/6/09 02:13 PM

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That was ingenious, my good sir! Especially when you raped her dead body :3

I also like how you prepared you were. With the signature and everything.

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Spaghetti14

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Posted at: 9/6/09 02:14 PM

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Original copypasta is the best.
Also, epic combo with the sig and everything.
I congratulate you.

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Posted at: 9/6/09 02:14 PM

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The sig was a nice addition, however, I hope you realize this means you are going to have to do even better for the 4,000th.

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Posted at: 9/6/09 02:19 PM

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Oh my god! Thats wonderful! Did you fuck the Pinesol Lady?

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ChaDMcBaDD

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Posted at: 9/6/09 02:22 PM

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WHY?

So My Girlfriend Finally Put Out

Sup Newgrounds.

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WaffleVoyager

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Posted at: 9/6/09 02:23 PM

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You're missing the point of funny, short and sweet not a FUCKING ESSAY.

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Enjoying the thread? well, it all goes downhill from here...

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Posted at: 9/6/09 02:24 PM

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Ahh, the power of sexual frustration, no? ;)

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Magik-Waffle

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Posted at: 9/6/09 02:25 PM

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Pics or it didn't happen.


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DaMiStudios

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Posted at: 9/6/09 02:34 PM

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ok. you NEED to see a doctor. seriously. if u don't, i'll get my aquad of agents to drag you into therapy. it's for your own good man. i just gotta find that damn door......

who ever said security solves problems?

Phill is fired...........


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Posted at: 9/6/09 02:40 PM

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Oh Chubb, you always know how to make me smile.

Congrats on the 3,000th.

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Posted at: 9/6/09 02:43 PM

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You are 14? Eeeeeew. It must have been shit considering the pre-puebescent dick and clit flying all over the place like an inexperienced fighter pilot.


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Posted at: 9/6/09 02:43 PM

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epic fail

my goddamn epic thread was locked!
fuckin hell son of a bitch

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kanon1

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Posted at: 9/6/09 02:43 PM

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BEST STORY EVeR!!!!

My art career is begining, But how long will it last? click my sig, and then tell me. Will it live?

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Posted at: 9/6/09 02:43 PM

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I want you to make my 4,000 post for me chub.

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