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Take a big smelly shit in his bed, piss all over his pillow case and then jizz in his underwear draw.

Revenge is good...

At 9/6/09 09:26 AM, Funzo123 wrote: Just a question.. I've heard the word twice, once in a movie, and once now..

What is a comforter?

The big blanket that covers your bed.

Go nuts in his room. Destroy everything, Steal his porno mags, take the money back, make his room a disaster.

Once you walk in there, instinct will show you what to do.

First, HOLY SHIT!!! WHAT KIND OF BROTHER DOES THAT TO HIS BROTHER ROOM!!! WHAT A FUCKING WERDIO AND SICK FUCKER!!!!

I like the pillow idea thought, that would be cool, also piss on his bed and while you are at it do it on his clothes.

I want to say "Cool story bro", so bad, but I'm still doing that contest thing for Jezuz, so I guess fight fire with fire.

Put a shit or a ballon full of jizz in his pillow case.

Go in to his bedroom, find his condoms and pin prick them all! Eight months later he'll be out the house for good caring for a child.

Too harsh?

Piss in his cereal, jizz on his pillow, take stuff he won't or, if you want to, will notice, pee in his shampoo if you have seperate ones, piss on his bed, rip up any stuffed animals he has, or jizz on them, break his computer or parts of his computer if hes has one, rip up his comic books, novels, or anything important/he likes, break his sterio, ride up his cell phone bill, steal his CDs or scratch them, hide his tv remote, pee or jizz on his clean clothes, jizz on the towel he drys himself with, take his watch or keys or both, throw away his deoderant, burn his hats and stuffed animals if he has any, screw with his school suplies. set his alarm clock to a different time when he sets it for school, rip up his posters, and steal any jewlery.

Need anymore?

Just tell him not to jizz on your bed anymore.

Jizz on his bed, then a day later, beat the shit out of him.

That's what I'd do for sure. He probably stole some money too.

At 9/6/09 06:18 AM, ixintro wrote: Hehas a pillow doesn't he? B)

Oh how I wish I could bring myself to do it, but I don't think I can.

At 9/6/09 06:41 AM, VladimirJFaust wrote: First clean your sheets. Then hide all the money you still have so he can't find it anymore (like in another room where noone would look for it).

Definitely cleaning the sheets, and I have my family and my aunt and uncle having lunch so I'm wondering if I should say "Well someone was masturbating on my bed last night, and I'm pretty sure it wasn't me because I was working" when they ask me why I'm washing my sheets.

I'll just lock my door, it takes a key to unlock it and only me and my mom have one.

At 9/6/09 12:27 PM, darkblackman wrote: That's what I'd do for sure. He probably stole some money too.

Indeed, he's never been that concerned with other people's stuff as this thread would indicate, it looks like it's all there, but there was so much that I can't really notice.

Put camera's in your room and make sure film him doing that. Then show the video to everyone he knows oh and the police. They should be allowed to arrest him, not sure if they will though

uh, break his fucking nose.

That's inexcusable.

jizz in a balloon for like 3 months and tie it like a water balloon and throw it at his face

best idea ever ransack his room and leave a few bombs of your own and if you want to push it further fart on his pillow and give him brown eye.

Jizz in his cup of coffe when he says he wants cream!

jizz in his boxers so when he puts them on the next day he will be vary pissed!!

Have you taken into account the possibility that it might not have been your brother?

Perhaps your parents often take the oppourtunity to have sex on your bed, and this time they wee just messier than usual.

Hey Prinzy :)

That's actually pretty nasty, haha. Idk.. if that was my sister, I'd punch her in the face. Go cum on his bed please.

Sorry that wasn't your brother, I thought I had cleaned up after myself.

just because he left his jizz on the comforter doesnt make him a sick fuck.

Maybe you should kill him. That'll teach him not to jerk off on your stuff.

Beat his arse until you knock him out.
While he is out, jizz on his face...or just keep kicking him until you are satisfied with the shape of his head.

Jizz on his face while he sleeps. And film it. And upload it somewhere. And make sure everyone on the internet sees it.

That, sir, is the perfect revenge.

If you don't have the heart or guts to ejaculate over someones personal belongings, just rifle through his things in the same manner, leaving a note implying you "contaminated" one of his things, but not saying what. Or you could skip the note altogether and he'll probably figure that on his own.

At 9/6/09 06:09 AM, Prinzy2 wrote: Then I'm in my bed surfing the net and my hand touches a slimy substance on my comforter, you guesses it, jizz, maybe 4 hours old. How fucking disgusting is that?

I'm surprized you were able to analize how old the jizz was. But if you want to get him back you could jizz on his pillow like everyone is saying. Or you could Jizz on his toothbrush. I heard of someone who got back at someone else by putting thier toothbrush in their butt. Or just wreck things that are close to him or steal some money or just do what ever feels natural to do to exact revenge (within reason of course)

At 9/6/09 06:09 AM, Prinzy2 wrote: Just now, after working 9 hours ready for the comfort of my own bed, I notice subtle changes in my room and really didn't think anything of it. Then I'm in my bed surfing the net and my hand touches a slimy substance on my comforter, you guesses it, jizz, maybe 4 hours old. How fucking disgusting is that? How can any one person be so god damn fucked in the head that he jerks off in his brother's bed?

God I'm pissed, It's my personal space not to mention I have a fair chunk of cash laying around my room in $20 and $50 bills and to be brutally honest, I wouldn't be able to tell if he took any of it. I really don't know what pisses me off more, the fact that he went into my room with absolutely no good reason to and possibly stole something or looked around, or he was jerking off in my bed.

How should I extract my revenge Newgrounds? If anyone else had something like this happen to them, how did you deal with it?

How should I extract my revenge?

oh i can't resist! here's what you do bro.

I assume you're young? liek still live wiht you mom young? okay. if so ollow these steps

1. go into you mom's room, look for panties, get the sexiest pair you can find.

2. look for any kind of sexual toy, (vibrator, dong, etc)

3. take these items to your brothers room, (make sure to make it obvious someoen was in you mom's room)

4. hide them in spots where they can be found easily, somewhere your mom might notice if she was just going in his room, to get his dirty clothes, or soemthign along that line.

5. make sure your brother won't enter his room before your mom does, if this isn't possible hide the items somewhere that you brother wouldn't find unless he was looking for them.enjoy.

6. without seeming suspicious get your mom to look in her room, liek you can say " why was <insert brother's name here> in your room earlier?"

7. just sit back and enjoy.

(bonus step) if you want to make it really funny jerk off in his bed and leave some jizz on the panties.

if you're older, and like don't live with your mom. then just kick his ass.