My Brother The Sick Fuck.

[Prinzy2]

Just now, after working 9 hours ready for the comfort of my own bed, I notice subtle changes in my room and really didn't think anything of it. Then I'm in my bed surfing the net and my hand touches a slimy substance on my comforter, you guesses it, jizz, maybe 4 hours old. How fucking disgusting is that? How can any one person be so god damn fucked in the head that he jerks off in his brother's bed?

God I'm pissed, It's my personal space not to mention I have a fair chunk of cash laying around my room in $20 and $50 bills and to be brutally honest, I wouldn't be able to tell if he took any of it. I really don't know what pisses me off more, the fact that he went into my room with absolutely no good reason to and possibly stole something or looked around, or he was jerking off in my bed.

How should I extract my revenge Newgrounds? If anyone else had something like this happen to them, how did you deal with it?

How should I extract my revenge?

[ixintro]

Fight fire with fire! Jizz on inside his pillowcase so when he lays down to go to sleep, he'll get a very cold unpleasant welcome. DUHHHH.

[Itsbroken2]

L.M.A.O you should have been more careful.

[HighWayStar365]

At 9/6/09 06:11 AM, ixintro wrote: Fight fire with fire! Jizz on inside his pillowcase so when he lays down to go to sleep, he'll get a very cold unpleasant welcome. DUHHHH.

I'll have to try that sometime! hehe.

Shit's gonna go down.

[Chimp-eat-me]

Isn't it obvious??

Stamp on his toys and shit in his cereal

He's a knob and deserves it

[istillplaywithlego]

move your bed into his room, that way he will sleep in his own mess

or give me your bed

:: i don't mind

[YeOldeSierra]

Why not mess with his room a little? Maybe not doing the exact same thing he did to you though - that'd just be weird.

Oh, and your brother is most certainly a sick fuck.

[Prinzy2]

It might also be relevant to note that my brother is 6 years older than me, he's 26, and he just moved out of his girlfriend's condo because he's going to Saskatchewan for work, so he's sleeping on a little foam mattress in the downstairs basement which is just outside my room.

[ixintro]

At 9/6/09 06:17 AM, Prinzy2 wrote: It might also be relevant to note that my brother is 6 years older than me, he's 26, and he just moved out of his girlfriend's condo because he's going to Saskatchewan for work, so he's sleeping on a little foam mattress in the downstairs basement which is just outside my room.

Hehas a pillow doesn't he? B)

[Creepyfan]

Make him dinner and jizz in it

[Chimp-eat-me]

At 9/6/09 06:19 AM, Creepyfan wrote: Make him dinner and jizz in it

Bingo

[katyperryy]

why should i tell you my ideas? its not like youll do anything about it.

if some guy were to jerk off on my bed id fucking go berserk instantly and kick their ass.

[HungarianSupermarket]

You don't know its jizz until you taste it.

I mean, innocent until proven guilty, right?

[VladimirJFaust]

First clean your sheets. Then hide all the money you still have so he can't find it anymore (like in another room where noone would look for it). Make some oatmeal, and pour it into his pillow, and take a dump iin his covers. When he goes to bed he will feel the oatmeal and get disgusted, and when he flips the covers off him to see what it is, he will get the shit all over him.

It's what I would do anyway.

[1Tyla1]

Create a mechanism that when your brother sits down on your bed and starts masturbating, a saw comes out and moves towards him! I might even be able to find a clip to demonstrate it, only without the masturbating!

[HungarianSupermarket]

At 9/6/09 06:43 AM, 1Tyla1 wrote: Create a mechanism that when your brother sits down on your bed and starts masturbating, you jump out from behind the closet and jizz all over him.

Yep, that sounds about right.

[Fifty-50]

DO SOMETHING MORE EVIL! Like messing with his stuff or throwing them in the trash! If you really want revenge, DESTROY THE THINGS VERY DEAR TO HIM!!

[DzGuy]

Get him back by stealing all the semen from his penis.

Using your mouth.

[Figter]

Piss in his bed!

[sonicfeet1]

At 9/6/09 06:11 AM, ixintro wrote: Jizz on inside his pillowcase so when he lays down to go to sleep, he'll get a very cold unpleasant welcome.

Now this is fucking excellent.

[dooseyboy]

you jizz on his pillow
yeah

[MasterJarri]

Oh, how lovely. You made physical contact with your fucking brother's reproductive fluids. Isn't it comforting to acknowledge the fact that it was once inside his testicles?

Seriously, that's fucking disgusting.

[irishiweredrunk]

This thread is just "Jizz on him/his bed."

Why don't you tell him you'll rat him out to you parents unless he pays for the cleaning of your mattress / sheets . whatever he Jizzed on and give you 50 bucks extra?

[SamRinny]

Offer him oral sex, then chomp off his cock and vomit on the wound.

[Asalraalaikum]

This incident made me lol hard.

[rickracksattheod]

This thread gives my asshole an appetite. Will you feed my hungry asshole?

[evan210]

put spikes in his bed with springs attached to them.

[Funzo123]

Just a question.. I've heard the word twice, once in a movie, and once now..

What is a comforter?

[kamelona]

Hack his art portal

[Lintire]

I'd move your computer with porn on it, and $150 in cash, down right next to his bed, and jizz on his bed, the floor, and the kitchen table - then blame the mess on him and threaten to sue for thievary and soilation of personal propetry.