I have a plan for global warming!

[Thimbles]

I was watching Inconvenient truth the other day and theres the bit where it shows the sea level rising really high and flooding most of the world. Well i live near the sea, and don't want to drown, so i got to thinking. Maybe if we lower the sea level a bit, when the water level rises then it wont rise high enough to flood.

Anyway, heres the plan. Everyone who can should take a bucket of sea water and pour it down the sink. If lots of people put the effort in, we could lower the sea level substantially and create a better world for our children to live in.

Discuss.

[fuzzies]

You're fucktarded. :)

[AlphaCentauri]

Someone, contact Al Gore. Now.

[Fancyman]

At 9/6/09 01:57 AM, Thimbles wrote:

Everyone who can should take a bucket of sea water and pour it down the sink. If lots of people put the effort in, we could lower the sea level substantially and create a better world for our children to live in.

There is no chance that this is a serious topic.

[zakhep]

um......
then it will go back into the sea

[Digital-Terror]

And with all the drowning polar bears, why don't we just get everyone to mkae ice cubes and we can all make icebergs for them.

[Gulible]

At 9/6/09 02:01 AM, zakhep wrote: um......
then it will go back into the sea

and into the sky. and back down again.

[BlackAngel22]

this...is...genious! i've already done a couple buckets myself, we gotta tell EVERYONE

[CapnCrunchDaPimp]

No, silly, you're doing it all wrong. We're going to drop large chunks of ice from Jupiter into the water. Every time we do this we will need more ice to stabilize everything, thus solving the problem once and for all.

But..

ONCE AND FOR ALL!

[Fleshlight]

Or we could just provoke global warming so we could get it over with

[Thimbles]

At 9/6/09 02:35 AM, Fleshlight wrote: Or we could just provoke global warming so we could get it over with

I liked you better as a fake vagina. Go away.

[MrUNOwen]

when in doubt, duct it

[crazygiraffe]

i take to much joy in saying this but it is true

[SeeInTheDark]

Exactly, and if we want to lower the mass of the Earth so that gravity weakens to our benefit, we should all lose weight.

[SolidLiquid]

cant we just like take the water to mars or something them martians look like they need it

[explodingbunnies]

At 9/6/09 01:57 AM, Thimbles wrote:
Anyway, heres the plan. Everyone who can should take a bucket of sea water and pour it down the sink. If lots of people put the effort in, we could lower the sea level substantially and create a better world for our children to live in.

Discuss.

that you you could just use ocean water to generate electricity using special power plants. it wont continue global warming either.

[WeirdJamFace]

At 9/6/09 01:57 AM, Thimbles wrote:

Anyway, heres the plan. Everyone who can should take a bucket of sea water and pour it down the sink. If lots of people put the effort in, we could lower the sea level substantially and create a better world for our children to live in.

You are the single smartest person in the entire planet!!

[Chimp-eat-me]

We need Arnie to get off his can and use his giant freeze ray from that terrible Batman movie

Hopefully accompanied by a some corny line like - " Freeze global warming ! I'm giving you the cold shoulder!"

followed by " EEAAAUUUGHHH!! " as he shoots the icecaps back into shape

[Xarnor]

Nice.

[Chimp-eat-me]

It is, we'd be fine if that guy wasn't fucking around.

Damn his glorious air-con

[Darth-Zanuha]

This is a copy pasta from yahoo answers. It was on fail blog.

[ActualOccurences]

global warming can suck my balls. i wrote an 8 page report on how al gore was wrong and how its not real for my science class and i got a 115 on it.

[WadeFulp]

It's all BS. I doubt we'll see sea levels rise like that in our life time.

[MaraquanWocky]

At 9/6/09 01:42 PM, WadeFulp wrote: It's all BS. I doubt we'll see sea levels rise like that in our life time.

Hi Wade.

*double takes*

0_0
Hi, Wade. Nice to meet you.

[TheTrooper5]

At 9/6/09 01:25 PM, ActualOccurences wrote: global warming can suck my balls. i wrote an 8 page report on how al gore was wrong and how its not real for my science class and i got a 115 on it.

AWWW...aren't you precious.

[aSquared94]

Pouring it in the sink would just lead it back to the ocean.

[Mr-Money]

The Sun is responsible.

So unless you have a plan to eliminate the Sun or something, good luck.

[ActualOccurences]

At 9/6/09 01:45 PM, TheTrooper5 wrote:

At 9/6/09 01:25 PM, ActualOccurences wrote: global warming can suck my balls. i wrote an 8 page report on how al gore was wrong and how its not real for my science class and i got a 115 on it.

AWWW...aren't you precious.

u know it

[Aggzza]

its a troll i saw that on failblog

[Aggzza]

the troll wins.

for shame