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Zack's, grammar rules. Also, sensationalism is a girl.

girls on newgrounds?

bwahahahahaa...

At 9/6/09 12:25 PM, WaffleVoyager wrote: girls on newgrounds?

bwahahahahaa...

I know that's like totally un heard of...

At 9/6/09 01:50 AM, Zack wrote: if i wanted i could have any girl on the bbs without even trying

that makes me lolz....
you prolly can't vevn get a real girl :3

alright then..prove it...go fucke jade teh assasin >:3

At 9/6/09 12:42 PM, 111122223138 wrote:

At 9/6/09 01:50 AM, Zack wrote: if i wanted i could have any girl on the bbs without even trying

that makes me lolz....
you prolly can't vevn get a real girl :3

alright then..prove it...go fucke jade teh assasin >:3

pffft we've gone over this before, i juts don't want too. but if i did wooha man

If you're out there getting every girl you can meet, then why do you want the girls on the internet? Honestly, quit contradicting yourself. If you're out fucking every day, then what girls do on the internet shouldn't make a difference to you.

And yet you continue to challenge every single person who disagrees with your idea, calling the names and shit. Quit the fucking bitch tantrum, and try and fix your shitty attempt at a thread.

Also, you say you could get any girl on the BBS, but don't want to? You make me laugh.

At 9/6/09 02:12 AM, TehSlapHappy wrote: Bitches ain't shit.

but hoes and tricks.
lick on these nuts and suck the dick.

I get on better with girls. I have Internet buddies like karlu20, xXsharkxsayxhelloXx,
InsertFunnyUserName & krumpingkatie. But definitely not my sister, Kagoe.

At 9/6/09 01:54 AM, CashClock wrote: What's a "girl"?

I think they're those animals with long hair on their heads. I think.

At 9/6/09 01:50 AM, Zack wrote: what is the defect that you have that makes you come on the internet to seek attention from a bunch of faggoty internet nerds (besides me of course im a fucking badass). if i wanted i could have any girl on the bbs without even trying but im not going to even go there

Please be a troll, please be a troll, please be a troll

At 9/6/09 02:19 AM, Deadchick wrote: You know what, why don't you screw off? You seem to have a little problemo with me huh?

I am saying boys around my neighborhood don't like me because I am too different, me being dorky and what not. I do not wanna be some gangster chick on the street and stuff.

UGGO ALERT. WHOOP WHOOP.

I never did, and still don't, understand the assumption that anybody was here because something was wrong with them. Call me naive, but I always thought people came here because they liked the following:
- NG's media
- NG's 'fuck your bullshit' attitude toward censorship
- ... and the community that's thrived in that environment.

That's why I come here, anyway. It's a way to kill time that beats the shit out of mindless television.

At 9/6/09 12:57 PM, GOTHCLAWZ wrote: I get on better with girls. I have Internet buddies like karlu20, xXsharkxsayxhelloXx,
InsertFunnyUserName & krumpingkatie. But definitely not my sister, Kagoe.

Hahaha, i personally prefer to meet girls in real life, but thats just me.

At 9/6/09 01:59 AM, Zack wrote:

At 9/6/09 01:56 AM, selena18 wrote: Mmmmmm lil boys, flock to me!!!!!

you only like blackman you stupid cock hungry whore. why are you replying to this thread instead of getting some? whats your issue why don't you just come out and say it.

Why are you on this thread and not getting some Zack if you're such a stud, oh wait, you're not.

So, you get weekly pussy, right?

At 9/6/09 01:05 PM, Master117chief wrote: Hahaha, i personally prefer to meet girls in real life, but thats just me.

I know more in real life.

No matter how fat, no matter how annoying, no matter how stupid, how slutty, how fucking shit-full a girl on the internet is, there will be a tribe of virgins to defend her from any real or perceived slight. This will in each and every way lead to drama, either through swarm attacks on any outsider who attempts to pop the female's ever-growing ego, or the never-ending infighting as the virgin tribe attempt to win e-favor with whatever blubbery cakemonster they've barnacle'd themselves onto.

The golden rule can at any time be ignored for lulz.

I have experienced this. Girls on the internet aren't worth it, and you've just made an ass of yourself for taking offence. Try going to a dive bar, and hitting on the man hating she-walrus that lurks in the corner. your odds of offending her, while making an ass of yourself are much better than here. Here, you just make an ass of yourself, and the "virgin tribe" defends the she-walrus behind the keyboard... A sad, sad reality.

At 9/6/09 01:06 PM, HecticCircleCrap wrote: So, you get weekly pussy, right?

For Zack it's probably closer to hourly

At 9/6/09 01:09 PM, ReverendMayhem wrote:

At 9/6/09 01:06 PM, HecticCircleCrap wrote: So, you get weekly pussy, right?

For Zack it's probably closer to hourly

No, it's much much closer to every 30 minutes. All the girls he get swallow, too.

there are no girls on ng...
and the biggest nerd here is probably you...

At 9/6/09 01:11 PM, HecticCircleCrap wrote:

At 9/6/09 01:09 PM, ReverendMayhem wrote:

At 9/6/09 01:06 PM, HecticCircleCrap wrote: So, you get weekly pussy, right?

For Zack it's probably closer to hourly

No, it's much much closer to every 30 minutes. All the girls he get swallow, too.

either that or i cum on they're faces, most of the time they can't handle all of me without chocking.

if life had theme songs, the whisper song would be mine. AY BITCH WAIT TILL YOU SEE MY DICK IMMA BEAT THAT PUSSY UP

At 9/6/09 02:19 AM, Deadchick wrote:

At 9/6/09 02:15 AM, YouLostTheGame wrote:

At 9/6/09 02:14 AM, Deadchick wrote: Guys don't like me here because I am way too different :<

Okay, this is an example of the girl you were describing Zack.

But we're not all like her.

You know what, why don't you screw off? You seem to have a little problemo with me huh?

I am saying boys around my neighborhood don't like me because I am too different, me being dorky and what not. I do not wanna be some gangster chick on the street and stuff.

Cat fight! Also. Way to be, YouLostTheGame! I'm totally on your side. While deadchick SAID she was different...(Ironically proving she WASN'T, as this was a whorey cry for attention on the internet) You proved that you were, by delivering a right hook to the left breast.

And for any haters thinking I'm trying to score points with an internet broad, I like penor's in my butt. Quite litterally. (ask my stickam buds!)

At 9/6/09 01:14 PM, Zack wrote: either that or i cum on they're faces, most of the time they can't handle all of me without chocking.

if life had theme songs, the whisper song would be mine. AY BITCH WAIT TILL YOU SEE MY DICK IMMA BEAT THAT PUSSY UP

Go on Paltalk you sexy beast you.

At 9/6/09 01:18 PM, MerlinsBeard wrote: (ask my stickam buds!)

And that's your problem right there. Everything you've said is now Null and Void.

You know when some people joke around, and that's fine and all, but then they go and overdo it to the point where it's not funny and just really annoying?

Zack, please do shut up. It doesn't matter if you're serious or you're joking, either way it's annoying as hell.

I've just realised, every NG chick wants me to make them real women.

You got shit Zack.

FACTS OF LIFE EXPLAINED:

When a girl doesn't like a girl it's coz she ugly.

That's pretty much it.

At 9/6/09 01:39 PM, Moonhog wrote: FACTS OF LIFE EXPLAINED:

When a girl doesn't like a girl it's coz she ugly.

That's pretty much it.

I think you have your facts backwards, son... Girls are more jealous than guys are ever capable of being. Girls will HATE, LOATHE, DESPISE, STAB, AND CRY over girls that are more attractive than them. I've known girls that are "Attractive" that will have their entire evening ruined, once a "More Attractive" girl enters the club, bar, restaurent, bathroom as them.

When a GUY doesn't like a girl, "it's coz she ugly"

At 9/6/09 01:34 PM, Gagsy wrote: You got shit Zack.

Zack is a guy who feels like a girl. Please don't take the piss.

At 9/6/09 01:25 PM, firemaker60 wrote:

At 9/6/09 01:18 PM, MerlinsBeard wrote: (ask my stickam buds!)

And that's your problem right there. Everything you've said is now Null and Void.

Not gay, you say?! Try asking SeeInTheDark, Morichax, Tiffany, MandaMay (all females), or Shikamarana, Dobio(mod), Itsbroken, ColSandchez, PhysicsMan.

I've even had the pleasure of recieving a one on one chat with shikamarana :) Sweet statutory!

(or others that regular stickam when I'm on)