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At 9/6/09 02:18 AM, Alastor wrote: That picture: hmm...Swedish guido?

That's what all the 'net chicks are after!

At 9/6/09 01:51 AM, GiantDouche wrote: "I HOPE DEY IS NO I AM BE TROLLIN"

-Zack

You just made my day!
Have a root beer for your win!

whatever deadchick your just weird babe call yourself a dork, call yourself different but in the end your just fucking odd and don't you ever even try to sugar coat it babe.

and as far as me getting pissed madjack or whatever you name is well of course your fucking making jokes about my apperance and me personally! ME, not what i wrote, but me as a person you fucking faggot punk ass nerd bitch. and im the kind of guy that doesn't take any shit not even on the internet so shut your fucking face.

and fuck you Alastor, maybe you should actually take a look at yourself before you start commention on other peoples appearances, your just pissed because i actually know what girls want and your stuck with being a fuckin nobody mod on the newgrounds bbs.

and fancyman why don't you put up a picture of urself and lets see whos better lookin huh let the ladies decide B) i don't care what some punk ass snoic loving nerd has guy has to say about what i look like.

Jade should take care of you... In the most sexual way possible, and then you'll like girls.

At 9/6/09 02:14 AM, Deadchick wrote: Guys don't like me here because I am way too different :<

It's because you outsmart them, no guy wants a lady that is smarter than them, well here in SoCal anyway.

At 9/6/09 02:28 AM, UnreaK745 wrote: Jade should take care of you... In the most sexual way possible, and then you'll like girls.

Might as well just hire a hooker for that.

At 9/6/09 01:50 AM, Zack wrote: what is the defect that you have that makes you come on the internet to seek attention from a bunch of faggoty internet nerds (besides me of course im a fucking badass).

Why is it that every time I think about you, something you said or implied makes me doubt you?

Lmao.

At 9/6/09 02:27 AM, Zack wrote:
and as far as me getting pissed madjack or whatever you name is well of course your fucking making jokes about my apperance and me personally! ME, not what i wrote, but me as a person you fucking faggot punk ass nerd bitch. and im the kind of guy that doesn't take any shit not even on the internet so shut your fucking face.

you're a funny guy. "i don't take shit!" then don't dish it out, you incometent fucktard! i never insulted you personally. and if i did, having your feelings hurt by a "fucking faggot punk ass nerd bitch" is rather pathetic, dontcha think. i actually don't recall mentioning your appearane, but then again if i did, it would sting just the same. i'll talk shit to whoever i want to as long as i can back it up. so you shut your fucking face, stupid bitch! XD

Well,I didn´t meet any of the NG girls before and maybe I never will since I live far far away... so I can´t really judge.
But I know there are nice girls on the intarwebs. Somewhere.

I Know its crappy

The faster guys realize that girls who come here can be about as vaguely uninteresting as any girl in real life.

Sure, some can be cool here and they should be treated normally instead of on a mantle because of tits.

Also, girls, I get that attention is fun and makes you feel great. I get it. Still, the ones that practically whore themselves out or say things to just get the attention of the guys are shameful and annoying.

I mean I'd still raw dog you sideways, but it doesn't mean I'm going to respect you.

At 9/6/09 02:37 AM, Gagsy wrote: Lmao.

you think this is funny? hmm whats your issue gagsy? when are you going to let all those skeletons in the closet out to see the light.

Madjack im done with you fool go back to being a tough guy over the internet your not impressing anyone buddy so don't even try bro everyones just laughing at you.

At 9/6/09 02:39 AM, Tateos wrote: I Know its crappy

Omg let´s stop it !

or increase it, what ever you want

At 9/6/09 02:42 AM, Zack wrote:
Madjack im done with you fool go back to being a tough guy over the internet your not impressing anyone buddy so don't even try bro everyones just laughing at you.

laughing? what do you know? so am i. I'm glad that i've proven to be a valuable source of entertainment to you all. it's a shame you feel that way, zack. maybe you won't be a total bitch next time and show some respect for others....

At 9/6/09 02:19 AM, Deadchick wrote: You know what, why don't you screw off? You seem to have a little problemo with me huh?

I am saying boys around my neighborhood don't like me because I am too different, me being dorky and what not. I do not wanna be some gangster chick on the street and stuff.

The pursuit of something greater then being a gangster hood-rat makes you the hottest girl EVAH

no, i am being serous.

At 9/6/09 02:42 AM, Zack wrote:

you think this is funny? hmm whats your issue gagsy? when are you going to let all those skeletons in the closet out to see the light.

you cant stop talking shit can you?

Madjack im done with you fool go back to being a tough guy over the internet your not impressing anyone buddy so don't even try bro everyones just laughing at you.

actually im laughing at you

At 9/6/09 02:52 AM, andycastaneda wrote:
The pursuit of something greater then being a gangster hood-rat makes you the hottest girl EVAH

And yet your sorry ass will never get to know what a wet vagina feels like unless you buy a pocket pussy.

I'd say you need to start saving now because that's an investment that keeps on giving.

Or...

You can spend a majority of your time going after real girls.

Alright Zack, you wanna know the real truth about why I'm here?

I'm a fucking nerd. I've come to accept that and embrace it. I enjoy it. The first thing that lured me to this site was probably Egorapter's Metal Gear Awesome. I explored around a bit more, and thought the whole setup looked pretty fun. Then I found the BBS, and thought it would be cool to post in there, and be able to vote on flashes I liked. So I made an account, unaware there would be so many generic assholes like you.

Thing is, I actually had some respect for you before this thread. You seemed like an okay guy. But apparently you're just a bitchy troll who worries about his own appearance so much that he throws a fucking bitch fit every time someone criticizes it, when you're the one calling the girls of NG ugly whores. You're a hypocritical prick. Yeah, you must be real popular with the ladies. Have fun fucking five dollar whores the rest of your life before you die alone.

to be fair ladies, the closest zacks ever been to chatting w a girl is talking to the random furry banners at the bottom of forums. *just sayin*

At 9/6/09 02:58 AM, YouLostTheGame wrote: Thing is, I actually had some respect for you before this thread. You seemed like an okay guy. But apparently you're just a bitchy troll who worries about his own appearance so much that he throws a fucking bitch fit every time someone criticizes it, when you're the one calling the girls of NG ugly whores. You're a hypocritical prick. Yeah, you must be real popular with the ladies. Have fun fucking five dollar whores the rest of your life before you die alone.

So does this mean im never going to see naked pictures of you?

whatever, google is still got my back.

They be craaaazee.

At 9/6/09 03:07 AM, Minion777 wrote: They be craaaazee.

One might even be temped to say buckets are invovled

Yo bro! Why are cool dudes like us wasting our time on this site with these losers. All the girls on this site are whoring, bitches right bro? Man I'm always out there pumping that pussy, I bet you do to, eh bro?

At 9/6/09 03:11 AM, DragonFyre9 wrote: Yo bro! Why are cool dudes like us wasting our time on this site with these losers. All the girls on this site are whoring, bitches right bro? Man I'm always out there pumping that pussy, I bet you do to, eh bro?

*pssst. careful, he prolly will take you seriously* :X

At 9/6/09 02:14 AM, Deadchick wrote: Guys don't like me here because I am way too different :<

Dead girls don't say no.

At 9/6/09 03:14 AM, MrUNOwen wrote:

At 9/6/09 03:11 AM, DragonFyre9 wrote: Yo bro! Why are cool dudes like us wasting our time on this site with these losers. All the girls on this site are whoring, bitches right bro? Man I'm always out there pumping that pussy, I bet you do to, eh bro?

*pssst. careful, he prolly will take you seriously* :X

go fuck a tree cuntface.

At 9/6/09 03:11 AM, DragonFyre9 wrote: Yo bro! Why are cool dudes like us wasting our time on this site with these losers. All the girls on this site are whoring, bitches right bro? Man I'm always out there pumping that pussy, I bet you do to, eh bro?

pfft all day everyday mang, whenever im not on here talking to you fucking nerds im out there getting some hardcore fuckin goin on bro.

finally someone understands.

At 9/6/09 02:42 AM, Zack wrote:

you think this is funny? hmm whats your issue gagsy? when are you going to let all those skeletons in the closet out to see the light.

Why didn't you call me.. You said you'd call and you never did..

Zack = The Woman Messiah.

There are no girls on the internet, and if there were.... They would constantly take naked pictures of themselves and put it on facebook.

Fuck you facebook.